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[Merry Christmas Tom Fulp]

Best game ever. IT's weird that nobody thought of that before.

[ZS Dead Detective - Pumpkin Head]

Well, then let me say this for the last time: great series, the kind of series that makes you care about the world and its characters.

You've done well kid, now go on and enjoy your life. And (future) wife.

Muja responds:

Thank you a lot for your support, hope you'll enjoy my future games too!

[Foreign Frugglers: Endless]

Bug: when you exit the game, the screen turns black and nothing happens

Also, what the fuck is a biter? As I try to get the trickshot medal

Also, there seems to be some weird bug that happens sometimes when you reach somewhere exact 1300 points (if you get 1400 instead everything's okay) and the boss appears off screen. When you kill him, nothing new appears. Same shit happens at higher scores too.

Another problem is that somewhere around 1500+ points there's not much ground left which makes the game a little tad too frustrating. I don't think it's possible to get gamer god medal, and I don't think it was a good idea for a medal.

UltimoGames responds:

Trickshot medal is when you kill a Little Running (Biting) Fruggler from above, that medal needs some patching up yes. When the game progresses it gets worse and worse... Need to update it, and regular playtesting to make the whole damn thing perfect! Thanks for the review.

[The Key (Arcade Version)]

Okay, so finally I am 100% certain that "open 50 keys" medal is not working. I managed to get 55.

chekbo44 responds:

unfortunately i never debugged the game since i considered it to be a prototype only, i will probably one day do a full version why i hope why not

[Boho in Baller Land]

Okay, I figured it out. To skip cutscenes press block instead of space.
After the "fight" intro screen, don't press anything for a moment, until the select level screen fully loads. Then press space.

Still, the character is invisible. As in, I don't see him. I do see enemies.

ninjamuffin99 responds:

huh woops. Also on the cutscene thing you should be able to press anything, but its a bit finicky as it was one of the last things to be implemented and i was awake for over 24hrs straight at that point in time lolol so i may have coded stupidly. I'll polish up a few things though thanku, like tryin to figure out what you mean when the character is invisible

[Fire Bird]

Tip: You need to have EXACT 20, 100, 500 and so on points to unlock medals. YUP, bravo mr programmer! Also, a medal for playing for 2 hours straight, instead of a total gameplay count? Seriously, are you sane? Why not putting a medal for playing for a week non-stop? Better, why not adding a medal "play your whole life"

[Counting Match Three]

Like usual, awesome! Simple concept, but engaging

Shuinvy responds:

Thanks for your admiring :)
Though it's my last FLASH game :(
I hope I can make html5 games in the future!
Thanks for your supporting, too!

[Flesh to Stone:Pocket Pool Edition]

I feel like I owe this game a proper review. It's pretty great and manages to be slightly original. But it seems like you always put some clever twist in your games. The graphics emulate the nostalgic feel of the retro games pretty fine. The New Game + might be a little bore for some people, as it's more of the same, only longer, but overall no point in overdoing a simple internet game, for free. All in all, it has a potential for a series, so I hope it's not the last installment. It's strange that you didn't add medals to your previous game.

And yeah, I managed to get 20 points in the ruthless version of the endless mode. Picture this, lasers from 3 sides, the swarm of the flying bullets, balls everywhere and the moles trying to detonate near you. Yeaaaah, it was kinda funny that after the first 8 points there was this instant "all hell breaks loose" moment.

[CoAx]

What you failed to mention is that to get the first medal, you need both 103 gold, and 19 red gold! That makes a hell lot of a difference. Otherwise, the idea is good, but the execution is.... well do you really want me to say it?

EDIT: let's just say that the execution does not encourage the player to dwell for too long in the game. Hey, but the idea is cool

Mondauthor responds:

Yes, I want you to say it. The Medal is called 'CoAx 19/103' with the 19 in red and the 103 in yellow, so I did mention it. I just did it graphically rather than with words.

EDIT: WooHoo 213! I should make a YT Video...yep.

[Rock 'N' Load]

Hey kids, here's my advice if you want to get all of the medals. For stage 1, use missile and only missile, for stage 2 use spread, for stage 3 use rapid, BUT, before boss, take spread again. That way the game will be easy for you. Never take homing missile, though. It sucks and it's retarded.

Of all games made by this author, this one was the hardest. There are many things with this game that probably could have been done better, but there is no point in mentioning them, because the author probably knows, and because they're not going to be fixed nor changed.

Still, figuring out the tactic was fun, and the game can be very merciless. And the idea behind the game itself is neat. There is something rewarding in beating the game, and I guess that's the extra factor that makes this game great, and the author a visionary.