fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[iii Demake]

Well well well, is it a new newgrounds superstar? Good game, kid. Don't burn yourself too quickly.

[Farting Strawberry Clock]

The motherfucking saga continues
All hail to those believin in the real gangsta shit
Cause when it comes to the real niggas
It makes the shit that much harder to deal with
Yeah! Above the Law up in this motherfucker
"Black Mafia" for life
Down with the real niggas for life! Ha ha
Yo Sweet Talk, tell 'em what the fuck we here for!
Well alright y'all, USC, Compton, Watts
The Woods! All across the motherfuckin USA
Ye though I walk through the the valley of real niggas
I should fear no man or motherfuckin Klan, hear me one
Cause I been to the mountaintops y'all
And I done seen through the eyes of a real nigga
(Yo, what you think about the real niggas 187?)
Yo, they make some of the coldest shit I done never heard!
Yo, for me Km.G I must give it up
To the Ruthless motherfuckin gangsters
Fear no mob!
Because you're scared mon you're scared!
Dem de pussy runnin at y'all scared mon
Bend dem silly bumba claat barber 'til de pussy claat run
BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! Keep Baby-lon on the run, seen!
The real niggas is back, cause there's too many bullshit records out
Niggas fiendin for what we put out
But you don't have to wait no longer
Because the new album is out and the shit is much stronger
So many groups made three albums or more
And that weak-ass shit is still sittin in the record store
They wonder why it never sold
Niggas rappin since the 70's and still never went gold
Our first record sold two million copies
That's because you other motherfuckers are sloppy
You came out street and crossed over
And after that your career is fuckin over
Because of that you're not around
So shut the fuck up and witness the sound of some real niggas
Yeah motherfuckers!
Keepin all you busters on the run in '91
Kick that shit Ren
Most niggas can't understand
And never will if they ain't part of the Ruthless mafia clan
Niggas is dedicated to the streets
With hype fuckin lyrics and the dope-ass beats
The songs will never come soft, because I come off
So don't get in my way cause motherfucker you'll get cut off
And it's somethin you can move your lips to
To wrap around my dick and suck if it fits you
And let me now if you wanna ride
The D-I-C-K, all day that's with no play
Cause ain't no rap group out that I know
That make me wanna listen to the radio
All I hear is motherfuckers tryin to make a comeback
With lovesongs, and that shit is whack
And that's why your ass ain't around
Cause you don't have the motherfuckin sound
Of a real nigga (Yeah motherfuckers!)

Little-Rena responds:

Nice one!

[LongBoi]

you guys are taking this "out of control" theme too literally. I would prefer to zoom out,to have the game screen like when the level starts, as the levels are barely visible when you zoom in and that sucks real hard. Also I hate the controls. Can they be less shitty? I know it's the point, but this is a little too out of control, and if I wreck my computer out of anger, I will send you the bill and sue you for damages

EDIT: thank you for cheating. I am really, I mean, I just... I want you to know that I appreciate it. I just need to press, I....

voxeledphoton responds:

Yea sorry, this was mainly just a fun exercise for me to work with physics and medals so if it's not that enjoyable to you due to the controls I understand.
EDIT: surprised someone found it this early (you found the control outside of controls) XD

[Broke Out]

I want two things
1) the screen to be smaller, it's too huge. it would be even better if the pong went off screen so I wouldn't see anything and had to play it intuitively
2) a medal for putting your dick in the socket

otherwise a very boring pong game - the biggest flaw is the instadeath - if you are unlucky / and or not fast enough, you can die before you start the game. I love Neonspider, but I have to disagree with him - this is certainly one of the weakest pong rip-off I've seen.

EDIT: ALSO lol, I got medal for finishing the level under two minutes, but not a medal for finishing it under 5 minutes. That's extremely bad programming skills at work.

EDIT v2: FUCK THE GAMEPAD MEDAL

[Upgrade Complete!]

I miss this guy like you wouldn't believe

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

It's hilariously funny that releasing a game on newgrounds was considered "selling out" back then

[The Day (Gregory Weir)]

Whatever happened to Greg Weir?

[Nightmare Breaker]

Incredible graphics. I don't believe that you did them by yourself. Be honest who helped you?

The game is incredibly sloppy and choppy as hell, BUT I still loved it.
Remember - smooth controls - less whining from players
I wish this had medals, instead of the garbage that I have to play instead.
You will obviously get better, and there's a lot that you'll probably learn, but I'm not going to be the person to teach you. But keep on doing, you have a talent

[In the Time of Pandemia]

Good game, keep fighting with a flu lol
Sometimes I feel like people want that virus to be lethal, so they can tell the grandchildren "I was there during the covid times"

Game is thought provoking, and not as obvious as I thought at first

kikill responds:

Thanks f.o.a.! Glad to be back on NG. :)

[King Dugan's Dungeon ep.3]

I did it. I mastered the hold and post-mastered it.

I would never ever predict that I would have all of the medals from this series, only month ago it felt like one of these "maybe I'll try it later". What a torturous journey it was. My god. I am an addict

If you read this, please give it a chance. I have medals from literally every game there is, and this is the game I've liked the most. There will never be a better game than this one.