SLEEP WELL, MY PRINCE AND KAMEHAMEHA FOR YOU
TOO SOON
THANKFULLY, MASAMI KURUMADA STILL LIVES. IT PROVES THAT ALCOHOL > SPORTS
Stop reading info about me, you fucking stalker.
People Hate Me Coz They Ain't Me
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I WILL OWN EVERYTHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY
Age 82, X
Trying to get medals
Hiding in the woods
Joined on 12/28/14
Posted by fuckoffasshole - March 9th, 2024
SLEEP WELL, MY PRINCE AND KAMEHAMEHA FOR YOU
TOO SOON
THANKFULLY, MASAMI KURUMADA STILL LIVES. IT PROVES THAT ALCOHOL > SPORTS
Posted by fuckoffasshole - February 17th, 2024
So.... if some creator of games bans you, or co-creator, then their games don't show either in their feed, nor in the search engine on newgrounds? At the same time, you can still access the game itsekf, it's just that you have to find them using google?
My question is - what kind of retard thought that it was a good idea?
I can understand not being allowed to comment etc, (even if it's retarded too), but really? Why newgrounds is so obtuse?
Why NG must fucking suck so fucking much?
Posted by fuckoffasshole - January 17th, 2023
Doing this list for my own purpose
I do not have any medals from these particular games
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/915633 - PURE FUCKING GARBAGE HOLY SHIT
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/918181 - KILL YOURSELF ULTRA FAGGOT
gawd fookin dammit
Broken games / medals
This one I'll probably will never have :)
Also, if you're reading this, please listen to The Residents, Renaldo & The Loaf, Tuxedomoon and Snakefinger - the classic avantgarde gang
Posted by fuckoffasshole - May 14th, 2022
@qwerty741 brilliant guide for rampster inspired me to share the one walkthrough I did for my frens, whom I considered worthy sharing it with.
But now, I decided that all of you can read it and use it to gain medals from this game
The game in question is a brilliant horror game relying on sounds, insead of graphics.
But the lack of graphics bugged me out, which is why I made these maps that you can see below.
Enjoy
downloadable version:
https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8a5be7160593c85096735fda3a764796
--------------------------------- |STR - START || EXT - EXIT | |*** - WALLS || KEY - KEYS | |DOR - DOORS || SWT - SWITCH | |BTN - BUTTONS || ELC - ELECTRIC| |BER - BEARS || PIT - PITFALL | --------------------------------- The object to every level is to get the key, and reach the exit. Switches open the doors. Buttons turn off the Electricity. You need of course to pull the switch before you can go through the doors. When you get close to the PIT, you will hear a "warning sound". Bears can go vertical / horizontal, but they have a predestined path. LEVEL 1 INTRO _____________ |EXT *** ***| | KEY| |*** STR ***| _____________ LEVEL 2 SWITCH _____________________ |*** *** STR *** ***| |*** *** *** ***| | DOR *** KEY| | *** | |EXT *** *** | |*** *** SWT | _____________________ LEVEL 3 PIT INTRO _____________________________ |*** *** KEY *** ***| |STR PIT EXT| _____________________________ LEVEL 4 PIT AND SWITCH _____________________ |*** DOR ***| |EXT PIT STR| |*** KEY *** SWT ***| _____________________ LEVEL 5 PIT AND SWITCHES _____________________ |*** *** EXT *** ***| |*** *** DOR *** ***| |*** *** DOR SWT| |STR PIT PIT| |*** *** PIT ***| |KEY SWT PIT ***| _____________________ LEVEL 6 ELECTRICITY INTRO _________________________ |*** STR *** *** *** ***| |*** *** *** *** ***| |*** *** *** *** ***| |*** *** *** *** ***| |*** *** *** *** ***| |*** ELC KEY EXT| |BTN *** *** ***| _________________________ LEVEL 7 ELECTRICITY AND PITS _____________________ |*** *** STR *** ***| | | |PIT *** ELC *** BTN| |*** *** *** PIT| |PIT *** *** PIT| |BTN KEY | |*** *** ELC *** ***| |*** *** EXT *** ***| _____________________ LEVEL 8 BEAR INTRO _____________________________ |*** *** *** KEY *** *** ***| |EXT *** *** *** ***| |*** BER | |*** *** *** STR *** *** ***| _____________________________ Just go up to the key, and then straight to the exit. LEVEL 9 BEAR AND SWITCH _________________________ |*** *** STR *** *** ***| | ***| |*** *** *** *** ***| | BER ***| |*** *** *** *** ***| |KEY SWT| |*** *** *** *** ***| |*** BER | |*** *** *** DOR *** ***| |*** *** *** EXT *** ***| _________________________ Go down (ignore the noise), get the key, touch the switch, then go left three times (!). This timing will help you avoid the Bear, so you can go to the exit now. LEVEL 10 EVERYTHING _________________________ |*** *** *** EXT *** ***| | STR BTN| | *** BER *** *** | |DOR *** ELC *** *** | |SWT SWT| |*** *** *** DOR *** ***| |*** BER ***| |*** PIT PIT ***| |*** PIT PIT ***| |*** KEY ***| _________________________ First, press the button, go back left, and go through first path down (where the Electricity was). Go left to pull the switch, then right, and you can now go down through the newly opened doors. Go left and have one round counter-clockwise to avoid the bear(s) and get the key. You can now go back up, go right, up and to the exit.
Posted by fuckoffasshole - July 31st, 2021
What now bitches?
To the people who were jealous, envious and who conspired against me - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and WHO YOU NEVER WILL BE - NO THANKS FOR YOU, AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, DON'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT CATCHING UP TO ME, YOU'LL FAIL. Feel free to grind your teeth in impotence.
I might add something here later if I'm bored