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is there any reason I should say anything? please accept this little token of gratitude from me to you, it's not much, but it's all I have

[Salad Fingers 13]

with each passing year, I'm becoming more and more like salad fingers
don't you feel like you're becoming one too?
...

[Drugs, drugs, drugs!]

Still relevant. I am writing this review, so I can rewatch it 10 years from now.

[ANALOG HORROR - The Groupie]

Please tell me you'll do more?

DiabloAfterDark responds:

I hope I can do more. ^^ I'll have to finish with college and other work first tho.

[The Cosmic Corpse Storm Trailer | Nefarious Festerings]

I'm still here btw. Still following your art. It seems many things changed in both of yours and mine lives. The trailer doesn't show much, except what I suspected all this time along - you are a better artist, than a flash artist. I will check the full story of course. It seems to be a visual novel of sorts. Good, I like it. It's not that you grew, as much as the fact that your hands finally know how to present things the way you want them to show to us.

Thank you again, and do not give up. You already have a bigger perseverance than most of us, including me, in regards to art.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

Thank you very much for your contiuned support. Everything in life changes. We can either adapt and continue in new ways or bitch and moan as everything we're clinging to withers and dies.

[Litterbox comics- Can't break it!]

Aaaah... The infamous litterbox comics.... Can't fucking escape them even here

The comics for millennial moms who try to be funny and cute. Of course, most of people reading them just have a fantasy about an intercourse with the cat mom. I won't lie, part of me wants to burn them with flamethrower, along with the creator of these comics. But that would be sadistic, right? Or would that be public service?

[Leo & Satan III]

The Deconstruction of Leo & Satan in the Era of Memes
Essay by PHD F.A. Asawhole

Let's start with giving some context to this baby:
It's (let me check) 2010 AD. Oney is an NG superstar, whatever he does is pure gold (it still is, but he's not a superstar anymore, but I will return to that in a moment)

Oney produces 2 shorts + 1 youtube exclusive short. Each one of them are received with massive enjoyment and support. Supported by that, Oney toys with the idea of making Leo & Satan a serious thing. This episode is an attempt at that.

So, after months and months of waiting, finally it's released. The reactions is lukewarm. When you check the views of each of the L&S episode, this one has the least of them, which is depressing.

Nobody hates it, everyone cheers Oney up, but nobody rewatches it either.
If you ask me, there is nothing wrong with the episode. But we will return to that later, be patient, dear reader.

Oney creates another episode, and another for next season, and it's only on youtube.
Ultimately, Leo & Satan fails to get a greenlight on adult swim, and so does Hellbenders (another project by Oney & Whateverhisname). And ultimately we are being revealed to the real twist - nobody cares, if you don't care yourself.

3rd episode was good. Oney tried to make it epic, a meta-joke on three-parters, and still fresh from the sparta-madness, emotion-inducing. It failed, but not because the movie was bad, but because Oney believed the criticism. And more importantly, he hated his own creation himself way too much.

The problem is, instead of learning from the reactions about this episode, and experimenting with the format with what works and what doesn't, Oney did what every other NG author did - complete abandonment of the concept, idea, and the characters. Somehow, it seems like if you're not validated enough within 24 hours, you are worthless. I don't want to joke about a corporation generation, but it feels true. Many young people give up on their talents, because it doesn't have an instant pay-off. Just look at Max Gillardi - the greatest animator of XXI century, who failed to achieve success, because the only thing he gives a fuck about is his weird "penis" (his own words), and lack of girlfriend. Bitch, I am divorced twice, trust me, you don't want a girlfriend. Having kids is fine, you need someone to inherit the shit you create. And all the baggage with it. But ignore women.

The main problem with people like Oney or Hotdiggedydemon is that they are lazy. Ralph Bakshi - read his biography instead of my shitpost, and see his talents, what he achieved, what he couldn't. He still lives happily ever after (as of 2022, which is impressive, I shit you not). But to dig deeper into the problem - Oney and Max were supperstars. When you read the early reviews, or remember the times (like I do), Oney was a superstar, whatever he shat, was gold. Same with Max - he had multiple gold franchises under his thumb - he abandoned all of them, because they weren't good enough for him. And instead of making them work, he just jumped on something else. Same with oney. Leo & Satan could compete with Simpsons. But it won't because Oney is lazy. He will not sacrifice his precious time on something as silly as cartoon, on something as silly as his dreams, integrity and whatever.

No, he will just give up. Funymony gave up because he had a girlfriend (they broke up, and surprise surprise, the moment they broke up, was the moment the dude became creative again and started shitting out 5/5 top tier disney-oscar-tier-animations - yes, I think there is a pattern here - Emily Youcis also started to suck balls once she married)

End of essay - I might write something more. You never know with me.
Your Dear FookOvVanAzwhole

[Feli' Naida' ✨]

5 points for the cool effect you have in the title of your movie alone

ABC-Illustrations responds:

I take it haha
Thanks.

[Lemurian Political Broadcast]

W-P-S- CLAN AIN'T NUTHIN' TO FUCK WIT

WU P! WU P! WU P!
WU

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard #15 - Picnic]

When the guys dressed as a submarine and a green parrot are not only the more normal, but also the only sensible people, you know that there is something wrong with us as a whole. Yeah, I'm speaking also about you, dear reader. As a matter of fact this is not a comedy, this is an animated documentary. I wouldn't be surprised if the characters were based on real people and situations at all. I've seen weirder and worse. The problem with humankind (beside being retarded) is that they treat lives as commodities, and simply have no values ingrained whatsoever, other than some virtue signalling and some superficial bullshit to be accepted as a part of the herd. This is also why both sublo and tangy are the only sympathetic characters you don't want to punch repeatedly in the face.