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Recent Movie Reviews

48 Movie Reviews

is there any reason I should say anything? please accept this little token of gratitude from me to you, it's not much, but it's all I have

with each passing year, I'm becoming more and more like salad fingers
don't you feel like you're becoming one too?
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Still relevant. I am writing this review, so I can rewatch it 10 years from now.

Recent Game Reviews

195 Game Reviews

Cyberdevil has a voice like Method Man holy shit. TICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Cyberdevil responds:

High praise man, TY!

The game doesn't save the progress.

kinda cool, but 100k is impossible, and the blue lobsters are too strong.

RealAstropulse responds:

One of the other devs got to 300k o-o

Recent Audio Reviews

11 Audio Reviews

Thank you for releasing it. If you ever feel like doing an NG rap album, this should be included.

The greatest rap songs are Battle Raps, that's why this rocks, because you guys have to upend each other, and the audience has to judge it. But there are no losers in rap - whenever there is a rap battle, the only actual winner is HIP-HOP. The beat is not really the greatest here (I could argue that this time, the raps elevated the beat, which is rare), but your energy and dynamic make it legendary already.

Thank you, and please consider making a project out of it. I might want to participate in it, but I suck, even if I can make a good beat or two. The standards on NG are sometimes too much into circle-jerk, and people are not into fun, they're into contests about nothing : /

I could write an essay here, but yes, I'm going to download it (you fools, you coulda had made money out of it, and you're giving it for free! ha ha ha). Anyway, this is genuinely something I would want to have immortalized someway. Please consider it in a serious matter, let this evolve into something bigger, and let's ignore my insane ramblings.

THIS SHIT MAKES ME HYYYYYPEEED.
36 CHAMBERS OF NG. LET'S DO THIS

(imo Cyberdevil won that battle, even if Kwing was really good. Cyber had this opening verse where he went really crazy - many times this is enough. It might be unfair, because when you listen to it Kwing was giving more strong punches overall, and was delivering a line after line, but Cyber was eclipsing this with his effortless style, just listen to it. Cyber does it without effort, sorry but I got excited - the flow here was on Cyber's side this time. It's called a flavor. In hip-hop, you have to be a player, son)

Every day I ask myself why the music stores don't have the full discography of Mobb Deep. I only have 4 albums from them, but I would like to have more. But seriously, every store, kiosk, mall, supermarket, you name it - should have every single cd produced by Mobb Deep. You can call yourself a shop if you don't have Mobb Deep, even if all that you sell are fishing rods

11 years and still rocking. short but sweet
perfect loop to play LOUUUUUUUD

Ritz190 responds:

Damn really? That's awesome man I remember making this and being happy I upped the quality from where I was.

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews

holy shit! is it that maui mallard game? you have to be really old to remember that, because I refuse to believe that you have that good taste in games. either way, good job, GOOD JOB

Amazing iconic character drawn in an amazing way

Jesus fucking christ. why people are giving 1 star to each of your painting?
Maybe you should start drawing porn? Just kidding.
You should use that character in one of your animations. Maybe Premie Pete?

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

I draw monster porn all the time. Same results. I know I'll never be as popular and profitable as van Gogh was during his lifetime.

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