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[Kwing VS Cyberdevil]

Cyberdevil has a voice like Method Man holy shit. TICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Cyberdevil responds:

High praise man, TY!

[Pinokyo is depressed]

DAMN YOU FEELS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL

why women are so cruel. sniff

[Auto Necrochess]

hard game, and very unfair (not enough money, too many options to choose, and as such, difficult to combine the items), but interesting. your biggest sin is that you made a game that would be epic, but you limit it by being unnecessarily hard, making the gameplay session too short with not enough space or money to contain anything complex.

I've read your blogpost and you are thinking in a very incorrect direction - don't think about making it harder - you can always create HARD mode for that. Instead, think how the player can customize the gameplay to suit his/her own needs. It's always better to give options to players, instead of chosing for them. It also makes the game live longer, the more options they have.

also, there's not much you can do during battle, so the option of making it much faster all-the-time would be more than nice

another thing, shooters should shoot the best option, I hate when the archer shoots an already cursed enemy for fuck sake, I know I don't have to curse from the start, but then again, the sooner I curse someone, the better for me.

also, if you lose all hearts, you should have an option to replay the last battle, because like I said, it's too random and unfair, so it's all about luck

also, why the game doesn't autosave? sure, it's not long (unfortunately), but still... saving option would probably be good to try different purchases options without losing good lineup

The first time I've reached the king I thought that this was overkill. And even when I've beaten him, I still do.

QUICK RESTART is a must, because from the start you have to be extra efficient, and if you don't get what you need, there's no point in further playing.

Not sure what is the point of mandatory clicking on the witch every time new tier is unlocked.

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And how I won? Boy, it was SUCH A WEIRD WIN!
I almost closed the tab, because I had no hopes of winning, just was curious to see how it plays out.

first row: nurse lv2., pig butcher lv. 2, summoner lv. 2 - all with bone extra
second row: bard lv. 3, skull lv. 3 buffed to hell and back, charmer lv. 2, rat lv. 2 (that was earlier buffed with the granny that gives extra life) - all with bone extra
third row: assassin lv. 2, archer lv. 2, lizard shooter lv. 2 - all except archer with bone

+ curse book lv. 2 I used on third row knights with defence extra.

As can be seen, the bone extra is a must to make the characters survive simply longer and spam the attack on the enemy.

It certainly helped that I managed to lose only 2 hearts for most of waves, except the penultimate and the final, otherwise I would lose, because I won with only one heart left. I knew that I couldn't beat king's sons, but I wanted to minimize damage. for the final wave I sold two chapels (one lv. 2) and one archer lv. 1. I barely won, but I did it without the big skeleton guy.

ALSO, there is one fuck-up I really hate, if you upgrade the character, it's important which you use to fuse - if you put a character with an extra buff to a character with no extra, you will lose said buff. but if you put a character without a buff onto a character with a buff, you'll keep the buff. If you fuse characters, you shouldn't lose any extra buff, PERIOD. This should be fixed.

[Citri Plays Noirwood]

Surprisingly great. If only other creators were like you...

[Jack 64]

I don't like the secret passage. First of all, the movement is TOO slippery, so it's near impossible to jump over. Secondly, because there's no checkpoints, getting through witches is frustrating (how in the flying fuck am I supposed to evade them in the castle?).

At least add one checkpoint at the witches sign for fuck sake, so I don't have to go through that tight corridor again and AGAIN. Make this a true birthday gift, for the sake of jack

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THE SECRET PASSAGE EASIER

[Shoot Up]

You should start making lectures to people on newgrounds about how to make a good game. Seriously, when you look at the shit that is being submitted, you wouldn't believe. You don't know how happy I am to finally find a good game on this godforsaken website. Especially that you recently submitted many good games.

TwistedByArt responds:

Thank you very much for the review, comments like this are always a great motivation for me to keep creating new games :)

[Crazy WEIRDO the game 911 Cool]

he looks like he didn't shave today. Indiana Ball

[Dream Medicine]

Some help for those who need it. Each dialogue needs it's own recipe
I FEED CHILDREN FAST FOOD -> BURGER + HEART + MONEY
DEALER WON'T GIVE ME DRUGS -> DRUGS X 2
FAT KID ASKING FOR ICE CREAM -> BURGER
"FEEL BETTER" GUY -> BRAIN X 2
CAN'T FIND PARENTS & SAD -> STICK/CANE X 2 + HEART
That's all I've managed to found
Be lucky enough to have over 2500 score (or sth) and you'll get re-ministered

Boyyyy that was pretentious as fuck.
I'm curious about the other recipes, though. But there's no fucking way I'm going to figure them out. It was chore to find these ones...

[Blam This Game!]

I guess it was fun. Have a 5 so you won't hack me

St4rryQueen responds:

You have been spared...

[Weird Bunny Banana]

The main problem is that there are platforms which are too high and are not possible to get to, unless some miracle happens - an example would be the beginning of level 2 in woods. In level 4 another hard to get platform, but what makes it worse is some faggot throwing balls at me constantly.

I hate this game because of that. You should had changed it, it's embarrassingly awful. Whatever you wanted to achieve with this one, it failed spectacularly, as not many people bothered to beat it, or got secrets.

You did have some good games under your belt, which makes this game even more baffling.