fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Neon Bounce]

the screen is too small it doesn't show many features etc. please fix that
yes, I know I can always play at full screen, but it's not supposed to be like that.

themadpunter responds:

Alr i can increase the size a lil

[Deepest Sword]

wait wait wait, that hole, it's her,,,

vagina? you sure it should be rated T?

0_0

[Daxolissian System: M46]

If you really want to make hard games, please don't add medals. I beg you ;_;

SleepyPoundcake responds:

You gotta use the ancient tech, the teachings of yore. You must... keep playing. Because juicy medals are there and you need them. Follow your ADHD!

[Flunky Hunt]

FREE REVIEW:
The type of do-it-yourself game that has crude graphics that are cool once you get used to them. And once you immerse yourself into the created world, you kinda feel it. You obviously love the little fellas you created and care about putting some mark on the NG.

The control scheme is surprising and needs some time to get used to. Game is not easy, cause you get two hearts before going kaput, and there are plenty of surprising (aka creative) hazards to trick you and kill you.

The game has some sense of humor and dynamism in it, making it a nice little time-waster that you can play between conquering the world and crashing the economical market, with a cup of joe in the morning.

I remember that I had some trouble unlocking the medals the first time I've played it (I've had to beat the levels twice or 4 times afair), but otherwise it was a fun little experience.

To put it short, I liked it.

[BATTERY ACID: ZEITGEIST]

pause, where? i pressed escape out of habit, because I wanted to pause the game to pick up some food in the oven, and I left the game and had to start from wave 1 again

[Helmet Hood Hat]

way too hard man. should be a random item given after EACH round. please don't go overboard like this, because it can be annoying. have a 5, so you won't feel bad

[Lil SPACEMAN]

FREE REVIEW:
It's a nice little game with cute little graphics. And frankly, it works perfectly for me. I did enjoy it more than many polished games on NG, like, let's say "WAHA'S CIRCUIT BREAK" (I mention it to motivate you, not to disparage other author)

From what I've read, you want to improve it, but to be honest, keep this one as a prototype and start from scratch (maybe in flash to honor pico more?). Fixing existing projects leads to procrastination, and it's just easier (as well as quicker) to remake the game completely. Not to mention, it will improve your skillz.

Da skill, da skill is on fire, we don't need no water, let the moddafokka burn.

Things that should be considered for the future:
- lock the screen, so when I press up or down the screen doesn't move (I know I know, WASD can be used instead, but still, that's a sign of skillz when an author can cover all bases)
-health bar for boss is a nice gesture
- in case of medals, they are worth 0, because they haven't been unlocked in-game, and as such will NOT show up on medal page*.
-some easter eggs in menu :3

*if the medal doesn't work, some mod or other user might help (I'm not a programmist so I don't know how it really works). The reason for not working MIGHT be: difference between the medal desci and medal api (they have to be exactly the same, no typos allowed), or the game is not logging the user properly - it's possible to implement force logging in-game.

Also, different engines treat medals differently. HTML and Flash are the easiest options, while godot, construct and scratch very often just refuse to work.

EthernetJak responds:

I'll listen to a lot of this, don't worry I will.

P.S
There is already an Easter egg on the title screen.
Type "Itgetsworse" into the password box to toggle hard mode on and off.

[There's just something about u]

what a sad story. poor "u"...

;_;

"i" was such a selfish bastard, incapable of love, nor care. sure "u" acted like a drama queen sometimes, but the concerns were valid and you can see how it tried to reach "i" to open up about itself. "i" on the other hand was a reclusive passive agressive bitch interested only in its own welfare. Very sad, and I feel like it reflects the current problems, as well as the trend that will continue among young people.

GooseStranger responds:

I've never heard this take on the story. Thanks for a new point of view and thanks for playing!

[Dragonsweeper]

should have more options (size of the board, difficulty, etc). as it is now, it's still genius

I really hope that you're not abandoning this project

edit: also, restart after beating the game would be nice

MY RECORD (updated): I've cleaned the whole board with 10 hearts still left! - can you beat my score, adventurer?
https://imgur.com/a/MxnElBo

[Kwing VS Cyberdevil]

Cyberdevil has a voice like Method Man holy shit. TICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Cyberdevil responds:

High praise man, TY!