fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Broke Out]

I want two things
1) the screen to be smaller, it's too huge. it would be even better if the pong went off screen so I wouldn't see anything and had to play it intuitively
2) a medal for putting your dick in the socket

otherwise a very boring pong game - the biggest flaw is the instadeath - if you are unlucky / and or not fast enough, you can die before you start the game. I love Neonspider, but I have to disagree with him - this is certainly one of the weakest pong rip-off I've seen.

EDIT: ALSO lol, I got medal for finishing the level under two minutes, but not a medal for finishing it under 5 minutes. That's extremely bad programming skills at work.

EDIT v2: FUCK THE GAMEPAD MEDAL

[Upgrade Complete!]

I miss this guy like you wouldn't believe

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

It's hilariously funny that releasing a game on newgrounds was considered "selling out" back then

[The Day (Gregory Weir)]

Whatever happened to Greg Weir?

[Nightmare Breaker]

Incredible graphics. I don't believe that you did them by yourself. Be honest who helped you?

The game is incredibly sloppy and choppy as hell, BUT I still loved it.
Remember - smooth controls - less whining from players
I wish this had medals, instead of the garbage that I have to play instead.
You will obviously get better, and there's a lot that you'll probably learn, but I'm not going to be the person to teach you. But keep on doing, you have a talent

[In the Time of Pandemia]

Good game, keep fighting with a flu lol
Sometimes I feel like people want that virus to be lethal, so they can tell the grandchildren "I was there during the covid times"

Game is thought provoking, and not as obvious as I thought at first

kikill responds:

Thanks f.o.a.! Glad to be back on NG. :)

[King Dugan's Dungeon ep.3]

I did it. I mastered the hold and post-mastered it.

I would never ever predict that I would have all of the medals from this series, only month ago it felt like one of these "maybe I'll try it later". What a torturous journey it was. My god. I am an addict

If you read this, please give it a chance. I have medals from literally every game there is, and this is the game I've liked the most. There will never be a better game than this one.

[Palito]

The game is an example of unique mechanics, but not necessarily engaging gameplay.
7 minutes for easy mode and 15 minutes for normal feels unrealistic
EIther extend the time, or reduce levels (it feels like the game is never ending)

I would also like to see you unlock the unharmed medal yourself smartass

DJBatz responds:

Challenge accepted

Edit: EZ (not really)

[King Dugan's Dungeon ep.2]

I got all of the medals in this game. I managed to achieve it faster than in the first episode.
The thing is. Why? What is wrong with me?

6th level was the best, and 8th the worst (some of you will understand that reference)

This game grows on you. It really really grows. It's not obvious, it's not fast, but it will happen to you too.

Play it. Close your eyes and play it. You have to, you cannot back down now.

[King Dugan's Dungeon ep.1]

I have a love / hate relationship with this game. I hated this game when it was on dos, I hated remakes, I hate this one as well. But this game is annoying genius. I just received "invisibles". It was pure epic strategy mortal kombat. This game is brilliant, I love it. My feelings don't make sense