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[Christmas ADVENTure 2019]

This was a hell of a journey.

I admit, till the end I had doubts that you could pull it off, and I probably wasn't helpful with my constant suspicions and blabbering. But you did it. Everything worked smooth, unlike last year, and I didn't have any problems whatsoever.

I'm not really a fan of the games that require you to be on a certain day to obtain medals, but there is a sense of accomplishment after reaching the end, albeit I wonder if there's going to be some surprise additions. After all it's still week until 2020.

One random thought is that it's crazy how some people unlocked the medals within the moments they were available. Get a fucking life.

Kinda disappointed that there is lack of Fulp's nudes in the calendar, though.

Okay, enough of shit chat, let's take some alcohol and get really wasted.
Fuck christmas, it's a depressing time.
BEER!

GeoKureli responds:

And I have more art to add too!

[ZS Dead Detective - Pumpkin Head]

Well, then let me say this for the last time: great series, the kind of series that makes you care about the world and its characters.

You've done well kid, now go on and enjoy your life. And (future) wife.

Muja responds:

Thank you a lot for your support, hope you'll enjoy my future games too!

[Counting Match Three]

Like usual, awesome! Simple concept, but engaging

Shuinvy responds:

Thanks for your admiring :)
Though it's my last FLASH game :(
I hope I can make html5 games in the future!
Thanks for your supporting, too!

[Flesh to Stone:Pocket Pool Edition]

I feel like I owe this game a proper review. It's pretty great and manages to be slightly original. But it seems like you always put some clever twist in your games. The graphics emulate the nostalgic feel of the retro games pretty fine. The New Game + might be a little bore for some people, as it's more of the same, only longer, but overall no point in overdoing a simple internet game, for free. All in all, it has a potential for a series, so I hope it's not the last installment. It's strange that you didn't add medals to your previous game.

And yeah, I managed to get 20 points in the ruthless version of the endless mode. Picture this, lasers from 3 sides, the swarm of the flying bullets, balls everywhere and the moles trying to detonate near you. Yeaaaah, it was kinda funny that after the first 8 points there was this instant "all hell breaks loose" moment.

[CoAx]

What you failed to mention is that to get the first medal, you need both 103 gold, and 19 red gold! That makes a hell lot of a difference. Otherwise, the idea is good, but the execution is.... well do you really want me to say it?

EDIT: let's just say that the execution does not encourage the player to dwell for too long in the game. Hey, but the idea is cool

Mondauthor responds:

Yes, I want you to say it. The Medal is called 'CoAx 19/103' with the 19 in red and the 103 in yellow, so I did mention it. I just did it graphically rather than with words.

EDIT: WooHoo 213! I should make a YT Video...yep.

[Rock 'N' Load]

Hey kids, here's my advice if you want to get all of the medals. For stage 1, use missile and only missile, for stage 2 use spread, for stage 3 use rapid, BUT, before boss, take spread again. That way the game will be easy for you. Never take homing missile, though. It sucks and it's retarded.

Of all games made by this author, this one was the hardest. There are many things with this game that probably could have been done better, but there is no point in mentioning them, because the author probably knows, and because they're not going to be fixed nor changed.

Still, figuring out the tactic was fun, and the game can be very merciless. And the idea behind the game itself is neat. There is something rewarding in beating the game, and I guess that's the extra factor that makes this game great, and the author a visionary.

[Railroad Shunting 2]

Whatever happened to the walkthrough/solutions? The link is DEAD

Also, it seems that the medal for beating the c-zone is broken. Probably because of the typo as it's "С-Zone" instead of "C-Zone". If the author arsed himself to fix this, the medal would probably work AGAIN, but NOOOO, let's keep it broken fellas!

[The Necronomicon 2.0]

One of the best games ever. Should have been released on steam professionally etc. It's a shame that this game doesn't have medals while other bad games do have.

[Orcish Rage 2: Conquest]

The game is way too complex to master. Too many things to understand before you can enjoy it. You are overwhelming the player with the knowledge, and expect us to master the game right off the bat. Like, really. Is this supposed to be a game, or test for MENSA?

Chekisteg responds:

Thank you for your respond! I've tried to make this game much more easy to understand. My skills was not enough to make good tutorial :( I'll try to make some more tips/instructions in future updates