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[CoAx]

What you failed to mention is that to get the first medal, you need both 103 gold, and 19 red gold! That makes a hell lot of a difference. Otherwise, the idea is good, but the execution is.... well do you really want me to say it?

EDIT: let's just say that the execution does not encourage the player to dwell for too long in the game. Hey, but the idea is cool

Mondauthor responds:

Yes, I want you to say it. The Medal is called 'CoAx 19/103' with the 19 in red and the 103 in yellow, so I did mention it. I just did it graphically rather than with words.

EDIT: WooHoo 213! I should make a YT Video...yep.

[Rock 'N' Load]

Hey kids, here's my advice if you want to get all of the medals. For stage 1, use missile and only missile, for stage 2 use spread, for stage 3 use rapid, BUT, before boss, take spread again. That way the game will be easy for you. Never take homing missile, though. It sucks and it's retarded.

Of all games made by this author, this one was the hardest. There are many things with this game that probably could have been done better, but there is no point in mentioning them, because the author probably knows, and because they're not going to be fixed nor changed.

Still, figuring out the tactic was fun, and the game can be very merciless. And the idea behind the game itself is neat. There is something rewarding in beating the game, and I guess that's the extra factor that makes this game great, and the author a visionary.

[Railroad Shunting 2]

Whatever happened to the walkthrough/solutions? The link is DEAD

Also, it seems that the medal for beating the c-zone is broken. Probably because of the typo as it's "С-Zone" instead of "C-Zone". If the author arsed himself to fix this, the medal would probably work AGAIN, but NOOOO, let's keep it broken fellas!

[The Necronomicon 2.0]

One of the best games ever. Should have been released on steam professionally etc. It's a shame that this game doesn't have medals while other bad games do have.

[Orcish Rage 2: Conquest]

The game is way too complex to master. Too many things to understand before you can enjoy it. You are overwhelming the player with the knowledge, and expect us to master the game right off the bat. Like, really. Is this supposed to be a game, or test for MENSA?

Chekisteg responds:

Thank you for your respond! I've tried to make this game much more easy to understand. My skills was not enough to make good tutorial :( I'll try to make some more tips/instructions in future updates

[Love Is A Battlefield DX]

Short, simple, kinda fun. The idea with health bar is interesting.
I only wish there was some kind of twist at the end. And why does it always have to blondes? Why it can't be a ginger for once?

F1Krazy responds:

There's no real reason I made her blonde, tbh, it's just what I went with. Glad you enjoyed it!

[Home *BLEEP* Home]

I welcome your new style, it;s better

[Enchanted Path]

This is probably my favorite game of yours. You really shine when you do puzzles, and you seem to unlock your creativity along with it. Since simple square you became an interesting creator, albeit Green Gunner was also great

[The Grand Grimoire Chronicles - Episode 1]

What can I say, I like your games, and there was only one spot where I was stuck (you know which one), so maybe *hint*, in future make it a little more obvious? Still, you slowly develop your own style, and that's good. Since The Lost Temple, you seem to hit the right stride, especially with storytelling.

JeffreyDriver responds:

Thanks, I appreciate it. I think (and hope) that the "Grand Grimoire" series will continue into something relatively successful and that balances difficulty properly.

As for The Lost Temple, what can I say? Just the other day I attempted the Lost Temple II and got really annoyed at how difficult it was! I can't believe it scored as well as it did, it's far too hard. I mean, I actually got angry and rage quit my own game.