fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frame Drop]

here's the thing
how can you get some of the secret medals - for example where is the link to kickstarter support?

also, how many there are canvas, I've beaten so far like 20, but it seems like it never FUCKING ends, and the game does not seem to save your progress - so the next day I've launched the game, scores got deleted and it seemed like I wasted my time. 10 canvas would have been ENOUGH, especially for a demo

to say that I am pissed is an understatement. I'm waiting for your reply albeit judging from your activity, it's never going to happen

[Downhill to Infinity]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT SUCKS SO BAAAAD XDDDDDDD

you better hope you'll get some job in your life

EDIT: lol, your reading comprehension is also bad

cheesycoke responds:

do the blowjobs from your mom count

[Bunny Hill Horror: Bunny Boiler]

the game tends to freeze in the second part of the game, forcing me to reload the browser, and the game itself loads forever. not sure what to do in the basement, because rob kills me, can't try to open the lock again, after making mistake, and the cellmate is not helpful either. your walkthrough (beside being needlessly long) doesn't cover that either.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

The game can take a while to load but really shouldn't freeze. Maybe Coder Mike will have a look at this.
With Rob, I'll try and avoid spoilers but, there's a choice you already made that triggered your inevitable rapid march to the grave- reloading after the death gives you the chance to avoid making the same mistake again.
Some of the puzzles are one-shot by design. It's harsher that way. And, to be fair to the cellmate, he is chained up naked and swigging whisky- I wouldn't expect too much help from him.
The video was a Twitch stream I enjoyed. Would do a proper walkthrough, but just can't be arsed. Besides, I like how rare the Domination ending is to get.

[Last Slice]

SO AFTER BEATING THE LAST BOSS, I AM TRANSPORTED TO THE MAIN HUB - NO MEDAL
THEN IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO TALK TO THE ONE GUY, BEFORE THE LEVEL ENDS - THE PROBLEM IS THAT HE IS BLOCKED BY TARA, AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TALK TO HIM.

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? WHY NO ONE ELSE MENTIONED IT IN THE COMMENTS? WERE THEY TOO BUSY LICKING YOUR ARSE, OR MAYBE I'M THE ONLY UNLUCKY GUY WHO SOMEHOW HAS A BUGGED ENDING, OR THAT YOU HAVEN'T PROPERLY TESTED IT?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO REPLAY THE FINAL LEVEL, BECAUSE IT WAS INFURIATING. AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE AND THAT AFTER BEATING THE FINAL BOSS, IT'S GOING TO BE THE SAME PROBLEM.

EDIT: SOMEHOW, BY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE, I MANAGED TO FIND A SPOT WHERE THE DIALOGUE WITH THE DUDE GOT ACTIVATED AND I FINISHED THE GAME - WITH THAT SAID, YOU BETTER FIX IT

ALSO, LIKE I SAID PREVIOUSLY THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ISSUE WITH STARTING THE GAME, BECAUSE THE DELIVER BUTTON DOESN'T WANT TO HIGH LIGHT OCCASIONALLY AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO GREAT LENGHTS TO START THE GAME

[Story of the Blanks]

The high rating of this classic is not a mistake. It's the only ponyfucker thing that you need to experience in your life. Play it, and be welcomed. I've found it due to my obsession with creepypastas back then (what a glorious time it was), and this game is the best game inspired by Luna.exe, and as a matter of fact it's superior to that crappy jumpscare shit. Play it, download NG player if you have to, but play it - after all, if someone like me, who hates everything, enjoys this wholesome horror game, then it has to be good right? RIGHT?!!!?!?!? X(

MY LITTLE PONY - HORROR IS MAGIC

[Watch Paint Dry]

Now do a sequel - Watch Little Rena Cry

Little-Rena responds:

:'(

[Faces Of 2022 Collab]

walkthrough plox. I've beaten the original one, but back then newgrounds was cool. not so much these days, and more than half of these people are not really iconic.

RGPAnims responds:

fuckoffasshole out here speaking the truth

[DoNotCoffee]

If I could stay
Then the night would give you up
Stay and the day would keep its trust
Stay and the night would be enough
Faraway, so close
Up with the static and the radio
With satellite television
You can go anywhere
Miami, New Orleans
London, Belfast and Berlin
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is it constructive to you enough?

DoNotMatch responds:

yeah

[Pad of Time]

I don't like control scheme, an option to change it would be nice. But then again, don't bother.

Zero points for "You need a Supporter account to unlock Pad of Time's medals". And no, I don't want to buy your game either. I mean really? You want to pay me for THAT?

It's a bad idea, and you're going to receive the opposite result of what you wanted. If anything I feel disdain for those who'll pay to get medals, because that's the opposite of what medal hunting is about. You would have to be really dumb to pay for this dubious pleasure. But then again, NG is not known for bright and/or intelligent people.

After all, mostly shitty games have medals on NG.