fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[idleHimiya]

solutions for the light pollutions (just copypaste them), a freebie, if you will, I don't think anyone should struggle with this, because it's not worth your time whatsoever:
CH4+2O2->CO2+2H2O
2CH4->C2H2+3H2
CO2+4H2->CH4+2H2O
2CH4+O2->2CH3OH
CH4+H2O->CO+3H2
CH4+CO2->2CO+2H2
CO+3H2->CH4+H2O
3C2H2->C6H6
2C6H6+15O2->12CO2+6H2O

Full credit goes to @qwerty741 for all the HARD WORK in figuring them out. I don't think it was that "easily found" as the author claims. I kneel before qwerty's brain and his style as well as humbleness, politeness and class - he's everything I am not. Newgrounds should be proud to have such user among its ranks.

In order to gain the medals, what you need is to copypaste the formula, buy the required ingredients and hover with mouse over the formula - it probably won't result in gaining anything, because qwerty also discovered that it probably requires a specific amount of the ingredients for the formula to ignite, so the easiest way to farm money is to use the first given formula and gain money that way. In case the medals don't work, also add the formulas to the recipe list just in case.

Thankfully I am neither classful, nor polite, so I will speak up my mind. The game is bad which is a ridiculous understatement. It was done quickly, without a coherent thought, and never improved. Sure, you can say "it's a demo". But I will never understand why would anyone add medals to an unfinished game? There are better ways to catch someone's attention, and obviously, I don't think people want to catch negative attention. Also, it's worth noting that not a single game by this author is good, or truly finished. Thankfully the habit of spamming low quality games ended somewhere around 2021 - For that, I am truly grateful and bow down with grace.

[Gravity Shift]

Sigh.

I have to say it - the bad grabbing / dropping mechanics make me want to call it a "polished turd". But then again, IF not for that aspect, it would be another 5/5 for you. I've attempted to play it many times and gave it many tries, but nope I give up (for now). Normally I would give zero, but let's say that I have more respect to you than to others, whom I normally enjoy bashing during rage.

Let's do the math - 18k views, 426 favorites and yet - only 401 people have beaten the first 6 levels, and only 8 had done it under 2,5 minutes (2 of them being authors), so something is not right here. At the same time, 99% of reviews are positive (yes, I counted every single one of them). It's like people were too braindead to even play the game they praised, and instead just posted "ebin gayme lmao" and left.

Then again, none of what I wrote matters, so I'll probably delete this review later, and let the people gleefully cheer style over substance.

[Frame Drop]

here's the thing
how can you get some of the secret medals - for example where is the link to kickstarter support?

also, how many there are canvas, I've beaten so far like 20, but it seems like it never FUCKING ends, and the game does not seem to save your progress - so the next day I've launched the game, scores got deleted and it seemed like I wasted my time. 10 canvas would have been ENOUGH, especially for a demo

to say that I am pissed is an understatement. I'm waiting for your reply albeit judging from your activity, it's never going to happen

[Downhill to Infinity]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT SUCKS SO BAAAAD XDDDDDDD

you better hope you'll get some job in your life

EDIT: lol, your reading comprehension is also bad

cheesycoke responds:

do the blowjobs from your mom count

[Bunny Hill Horror: Bunny Boiler]

the game tends to freeze in the second part of the game, forcing me to reload the browser, and the game itself loads forever. not sure what to do in the basement, because rob kills me, can't try to open the lock again, after making mistake, and the cellmate is not helpful either. your walkthrough (beside being needlessly long) doesn't cover that either.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

The game can take a while to load but really shouldn't freeze. Maybe Coder Mike will have a look at this.
With Rob, I'll try and avoid spoilers but, there's a choice you already made that triggered your inevitable rapid march to the grave- reloading after the death gives you the chance to avoid making the same mistake again.
Some of the puzzles are one-shot by design. It's harsher that way. And, to be fair to the cellmate, he is chained up naked and swigging whisky- I wouldn't expect too much help from him.
The video was a Twitch stream I enjoyed. Would do a proper walkthrough, but just can't be arsed. Besides, I like how rare the Domination ending is to get.

[Last Slice]

SO AFTER BEATING THE LAST BOSS, I AM TRANSPORTED TO THE MAIN HUB - NO MEDAL
THEN IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE TO TALK TO THE ONE GUY, BEFORE THE LEVEL ENDS - THE PROBLEM IS THAT HE IS BLOCKED BY TARA, AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TALK TO HIM.

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? WHY NO ONE ELSE MENTIONED IT IN THE COMMENTS? WERE THEY TOO BUSY LICKING YOUR ARSE, OR MAYBE I'M THE ONLY UNLUCKY GUY WHO SOMEHOW HAS A BUGGED ENDING, OR THAT YOU HAVEN'T PROPERLY TESTED IT?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT TO REPLAY THE FINAL LEVEL, BECAUSE IT WAS INFURIATING. AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE AND THAT AFTER BEATING THE FINAL BOSS, IT'S GOING TO BE THE SAME PROBLEM.

EDIT: SOMEHOW, BY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE, I MANAGED TO FIND A SPOT WHERE THE DIALOGUE WITH THE DUDE GOT ACTIVATED AND I FINISHED THE GAME - WITH THAT SAID, YOU BETTER FIX IT

ALSO, LIKE I SAID PREVIOUSLY THERE SEEMS TO BE AN ISSUE WITH STARTING THE GAME, BECAUSE THE DELIVER BUTTON DOESN'T WANT TO HIGH LIGHT OCCASIONALLY AND YOU HAVE TO GO TO GREAT LENGHTS TO START THE GAME

[Click the Evil Guy]

Very funny game actually. Good idea, some laughs, memories, nostalgia, also some bona fide fap material. There is one thing that bugs me - how do I get the secret medal "black"? huh?

[Whack Your Zombie Neighbour]

I really fucking respect how your games are all about whacking things - such a positive message, and I'm being dead serious right now. It's really good to vent, and as a person with a shortfuse temper, it really helps to whack a duck. And frankly? They deserved to be whacked

[Story of the Blanks]

The high rating of this classic is not a mistake. It's the only ponyfucker thing that you need to experience in your life. Play it, and be welcomed. I've found it due to my obsession with creepypastas back then (what a glorious time it was), and this game is the best game inspired by Luna.exe, and as a matter of fact it's superior to that crappy jumpscare shit. Play it, download NG player if you have to, but play it - after all, if someone like me, who hates everything, enjoys this wholesome horror game, then it has to be good right? RIGHT?!!!?!?!? X(

MY LITTLE PONY - HORROR IS MAGIC

[Watch Paint Dry]

Now do a sequel - Watch Little Rena Cry

Little-Rena responds:

:'(