fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Downhill to Infinity]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT SUCKS SO BAAAAD XDDDDDDD

you better hope you'll get some job in your life

EDIT: lol, your reading comprehension is also bad

cheesycoke responds:

do the blowjobs from your mom count

[Bunny Hill Horror: Bunny Boiler]

the game tends to freeze in the second part of the game, forcing me to reload the browser, and the game itself loads forever. not sure what to do in the basement, because rob kills me, can't try to open the lock again, after making mistake, and the cellmate is not helpful either. your walkthrough (beside being needlessly long) doesn't cover that either.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

The game can take a while to load but really shouldn't freeze. Maybe Coder Mike will have a look at this.
With Rob, I'll try and avoid spoilers but, there's a choice you already made that triggered your inevitable rapid march to the grave- reloading after the death gives you the chance to avoid making the same mistake again.
Some of the puzzles are one-shot by design. It's harsher that way. And, to be fair to the cellmate, he is chained up naked and swigging whisky- I wouldn't expect too much help from him.
The video was a Twitch stream I enjoyed. Would do a proper walkthrough, but just can't be arsed. Besides, I like how rare the Domination ending is to get.

[Story of the Blanks]

The high rating of this classic is not a mistake. It's the only ponyfucker thing that you need to experience in your life. Play it, and be welcomed. I've found it due to my obsession with creepypastas back then (what a glorious time it was), and this game is the best game inspired by Luna.exe, and as a matter of fact it's superior to that crappy jumpscare shit. Play it, download NG player if you have to, but play it - after all, if someone like me, who hates everything, enjoys this wholesome horror game, then it has to be good right? RIGHT?!!!?!?!? X(

MY LITTLE PONY - HORROR IS MAGIC

[Watch Paint Dry]

Now do a sequel - Watch Little Rena Cry

Little-Radiodemon responds:

:'(

[Faces Of 2022 Collab]

walkthrough plox. I've beaten the original one, but back then newgrounds was cool. not so much these days, and more than half of these people are not really iconic.

RGPAnims responds:

fuckoffasshole out here speaking the truth

[DoNotCoffee]

If I could stay
Then the night would give you up
Stay and the day would keep its trust
Stay and the night would be enough
Faraway, so close
Up with the static and the radio
With satellite television
You can go anywhere
Miami, New Orleans
London, Belfast and Berlin
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is it constructive to you enough?

DoNotMatch responds:

yeah

[Pad of Time]

I don't like control scheme, an option to change it would be nice. But then again, don't bother.

Zero points for "You need a Supporter account to unlock Pad of Time's medals". And no, I don't want to buy your game either. I mean really? You want to pay me for THAT?

It's a bad idea, and you're going to receive the opposite result of what you wanted. If anything I feel disdain for those who'll pay to get medals, because that's the opposite of what medal hunting is about. You would have to be really dumb to pay for this dubious pleasure. But then again, NG is not known for bright and/or intelligent people.

After all, mostly shitty games have medals on NG.

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2022]

I must say that I skipped the previous year, and still hasn't earned many medals from 2021. I probably could right now, but I'm not in the mood. Maybe some other year, when I'll finally feel calm and soothed. This year, I have problem with women, and I think about getting myself drunk to death. Have you seen "Leaving Las Vegas" with Nick Cage? That might be a future me. I'm not sad that some of you are ill, it would be unfair if only I suffered. Still I must compliment that this is the smoothest entry in your series. The biggest turn off in the previous years was that the game was loading too long. NOT THIS TIME. It loads quicker than my cum shoots the titties. Congratulations, it looks great so far. There is no need for any surprises, just simple banal advent calendar. You don't need anything fancy. But I guess that you guys are planning something. FINE FINE, I'll shut up. Oh and btw, I'm going to work both on christmas and new year's eve, because I hate myself and my christmas spirit hanged itself (with a little of my help).

[Just Passing - Chapter 2]

Holy shit, I instantly remembered your game from ch. 1, just by looking at the title. That's how memorable it was. One of a kind experience.

JoelLikesPigs responds:

Damn dude! That means a lot :)