NEVER GIVE UP. YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING, JUST DO IT MAN

I AM AN AMBULANCE (I used to be a table)

"two wrongs don't make a rite"

I would love to be the councellor in this difficult situation. I would come up to these two and say:
"stop what you're doing here buddy!"
"listen creeper, you shouldn't blow up people's houses"
"and you, minecraft dude, violating someone's anus is not an answer to your problems"
"now, shake your hands and both of you say you're sorry"
(together) "okay, we're so-"
KA-BOOOOOOM!

and this is how I met your mom, kids. And if you think that I was trying to be funny, seek help dude.

pause, where? i pressed escape out of habit, because I wanted to pause the game to pick up some food in the oven, and I left the game and had to start from wave 1 again

way too hard man. should be a random item given after EACH round. please don't go overboard like this, because it can be annoying. have a 5, so you won't feel bad

FREE REVIEW:
It's a nice little game with cute little graphics. And frankly, it works perfectly for me. I did enjoy it more than many polished games on NG, like, let's say "WAHA'S CIRCUIT BREAK" (I mention it to motivate you, not to disparage other author)

From what I've read, you want to improve it, but to be honest, keep this one as a prototype and start from scratch (maybe in flash to honor pico more?). Fixing existing projects leads to procrastination, and it's just easier (as well as quicker) to remake the game completely. Not to mention, it will improve your skillz.

Da skill, da skill is on fire, we don't need no water, let the moddafokka burn.

Things that should be considered for the future:
- lock the screen, so when I press up or down the screen doesn't move (I know I know, WASD can be used instead, but still, that's a sign of skillz when an author can cover all bases)
-health bar for boss is a nice gesture
- in case of medals, they are worth 0, because they haven't been unlocked in-game, and as such will NOT show up on medal page*.
-some easter eggs in menu :3

*if the medal doesn't work, some mod or other user might help (I'm not a programmist so I don't know how it really works). The reason for not working MIGHT be: difference between the medal desci and medal api (they have to be exactly the same, no typos allowed), or the game is not logging the user properly - it's possible to implement force logging in-game.

Also, different engines treat medals differently. HTML and Flash are the easiest options, while godot, construct and scratch very often just refuse to work.

why would anyone zero bomb it? you are fucking great. it's been almost 20 years, where have you been all this time man? can you play some death metal?

Every day I ask myself why the music stores don't have the full discography of Mobb Deep. I only have 4 albums from them, but I would like to have more. But seriously, every store, kiosk, mall, supermarket, you name it - should have every single cd produced by Mobb Deep. You can call yourself a shop if you don't have Mobb Deep, even if all that you sell are fishing rods

11 years and still rocking. short but sweet
perfect loop to play LOUUUUUUUD

holy shit! is it that maui mallard game? you have to be really old to remember that, because I refuse to believe that you have that good taste in games. either way, good job, GOOD JOB

Amazing iconic character drawn in an amazing way

Jesus fucking christ. why people are giving 1 star to each of your painting?
Maybe you should start drawing porn? Just kidding.
You should use that character in one of your animations. Maybe Premie Pete?