SLEEP WELL, MY PRINCE AND KAMEHAMEHA FOR YOU

TOO SOON

THANKFULLY, MASAMI KURUMADA STILL LIVES. IT PROVES THAT ALCOHOL > SPORTS

So.... if some creator of games bans you, or co-creator, then their games don't show either in their feed, nor in the search engine on newgrounds? At the same time, you can still access the game itsekf, it's just that you have to find them using google?

My question is - what kind of retard thought that it was a good idea?

I can understand not being allowed to comment etc, (even if it's retarded too), but really? Why newgrounds is so obtuse?

Why NG must fucking suck so fucking much?

Doing this list for my own purpose

I do not have any medals from these particular games

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/915633 - PURE FUCKING GARBAGE HOLY SHIT

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/918181 - KILL YOURSELF ULTRA FAGGOT

gawd fookin dammit

Broken games / medals

This one I'll probably will never have :)

Also, if you're reading this, please listen to The Residents, Renaldo & The Loaf, Tuxedomoon and Snakefinger - the classic avantgarde gang

@qwerty741 brilliant guide for rampster inspired me to share the one walkthrough I did for my frens, whom I considered worthy sharing it with.

But now, I decided that all of you can read it and use it to gain medals from this game

The game in question is a brilliant horror game relying on sounds, insead of graphics.

But the lack of graphics bugged me out, which is why I made these maps that you can see below.

Enjoy

downloadable version:

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8a5be7160593c85096735fda3a764796

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|STR - START	|| EXT - EXIT	 |
|*** - WALLS	|| KEY - KEYS	 |
|DOR - DOORS	|| SWT - SWITCH	 |
|BTN - BUTTONS	|| ELC - ELECTRIC|
|BER - BEARS	|| PIT - PITFALL |
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The object to every level is to get the key, and reach the exit.
Switches open the doors. Buttons turn off the Electricity.
You need of course to pull the switch before you can go through the doors.
When you get close to the PIT, you will hear a "warning sound".
Bears can go vertical / horizontal, but they have a predestined path.

LEVEL 1 INTRO
_____________
|EXT *** ***|
|        KEY|
|*** STR ***|
_____________


LEVEL 2 SWITCH
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|*** ***     *** ***|
|    DOR     *** KEY|
|    ***            |
|EXT ***     ***    |
|*** ***     SWT    |
_____________________


LEVEL 3 PIT INTRO
_____________________________
|*** ***         KEY *** ***|
|STR         PIT         EXT|
_____________________________


LEVEL 4 PIT AND SWITCH
_____________________
|***     DOR     ***|
|EXT     PIT     STR|
|*** KEY *** SWT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 5 PIT AND SWITCHES
_____________________
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
|*** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** ***     DOR SWT|
|STR         PIT PIT|
|*** ***     PIT ***|
|KEY SWT     PIT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 6 ELECTRICITY INTRO
_________________________
|*** STR *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     ELC KEY     EXT|
|BTN     ***     *** ***|
_________________________


LEVEL 7 ELECTRICITY AND PITS
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|                   |
|PIT *** ELC *** BTN|
|*** ***     *** PIT|
|PIT ***     *** PIT|
|BTN         KEY    |
|*** *** ELC *** ***|
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 8 BEAR INTRO
_____________________________
|*** *** *** KEY *** *** ***|
|EXT     ***     *** *** ***|
|*** BER                    |
|*** *** *** STR *** *** ***|
_____________________________

Just go up to the key, and then straight to the exit.


LEVEL 9 BEAR AND SWITCH
_________________________
|*** *** STR *** *** ***|
|                    ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|        BER         ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|KEY                 SWT|
|*** *** ***     *** ***|
|***         BER        |
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
_________________________


Go down (ignore the noise), get the key, touch the switch, then go left three times (!).
This timing will help you avoid the Bear, so you can go to the exit now.


LEVEL 10 EVERYTHING
_________________________
|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
|            STR     BTN|
|    *** BER *** ***    |
|DOR *** ELC *** ***    |
|SWT                 SWT|
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** BER             ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***             KEY ***|
_________________________

First, press the button, go back left, and go through first path down (where the Electricity was).
Go left to pull the switch, then right, and you can now go down through the newly opened doors.
Go left and have one round counter-clockwise to avoid the bear(s) and get the key.
You can now go back up, go right, up and to the exit.

What now bitches?

To the people who were jealous, envious and who conspired against me - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and WHO YOU NEVER WILL BE - NO THANKS FOR YOU, AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, DON'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT CATCHING UP TO ME, YOU'LL FAIL. Feel free to grind your teeth in impotence.

I might add something here later if I'm bored