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People Hate Me Coz They Ain't Me
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I WILL OWN EVERYTHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY

''Medal Slut'' @fuckoffasshole

Age 83, X

Trying to get medals

Hiding in the woods

Joined on 12/28/14

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - 1 month ago


Motherfuckers

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I'm here to stay. I survived 10 years on this godforsaken website, I will survive more. Thanks to those who support me (even literally, JesusCarlos, you sure you don't want a refund?). Why the fyck am I bragging, though. It must be champagne talking. Anyway.


One thing you should know is that I really like that there are people who do not like me. To them I can say, listen to Naughty By Nature, they were a very good band.


EDIT: ALSO REDMAN RELEASED NEW ALBUM. WHEN CD? I COLLECT STUFF ON PHYSICAL FORMAT, I FROWN UPON DIGITAL SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sCOIJybthg&list=PLY-jtzy1SX_TNQzBG_t-nRQqrvPZS9t7p&index=15


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - 1 month ago


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Borderline Case (Extended) - Neon Genesis Evangelion OST


also, thank you Jett Pistol


also this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG07WSu7Q9w

Simply Red - Holding Back The Years


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF-cg0fQ8S0

Jesus Christ ... Sodomized


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9xqO9kKqyk

Apocalyptica - 'Path'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2aIztDcpQ

Guano Apes Lord of the boards


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

Vennu Mallesh - It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVNRjPpo68I

N.Y. State of Mind, Pt. ll


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D31ElLUGGjQ

A World Of Hurt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr3x7tS__dE

Korn - Here to Stay


Posted by fuckoffasshole - 1 month ago


Thanks for @JimmyCarlos for giving me a supporter status, so I can gain medals from this kinda-terrible game:

I certainly didn't deserve it, and I will have to really think how I can repay my debt, especially that I wasn't always nice for Jimmy in the past.


Actually I don't really know what to say, because it really felt random. And now I'm flabbergasted.


Fuck the mods, though. They will always make this website miserable.


Jimmy, it seems like you made some enemies.


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - January 17th, 2023


Doing this list for my own purpose

I do not have any medals from these particular games:

I HAVE THEM ALL SO FAR, YES!


Also, if you're reading this, please listen to The Residents, Renaldo & The Loaf, Tuxedomoon and Snakefinger - the classic avantgarde gang


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - May 14th, 2022


@qwerty741 brilliant guide for rampster inspired me to share the one walkthrough I did for my frens, whom I considered worthy sharing it with.


But now, I decided that all of you can read it and use it to gain medals from this game


The game in question is a brilliant horror game relying on sounds, insead of graphics.

But the lack of graphics bugged me out, which is why I made these maps that you can see below.


Enjoy


downloadable version:

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8a5be7160593c85096735fda3a764796


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|STR - START	|| EXT - EXIT	 |
|*** - WALLS	|| KEY - KEYS	 |
|DOR - DOORS	|| SWT - SWITCH	 |
|BTN - BUTTONS	|| ELC - ELECTRIC|
|BER - BEARS	|| PIT - PITFALL |
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The object to every level is to get the key, and reach the exit.
Switches open the doors. Buttons turn off the Electricity.
You need of course to pull the switch before you can go through the doors.
When you get close to the PIT, you will hear a "warning sound".
Bears can go vertical / horizontal, but they have a predestined path.

LEVEL 1 INTRO
_____________
|EXT *** ***|
|        KEY|
|*** STR ***|
_____________


LEVEL 2 SWITCH
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|*** ***     *** ***|
|    DOR     *** KEY|
|    ***            |
|EXT ***     ***    |
|*** ***     SWT    |
_____________________


LEVEL 3 PIT INTRO
_____________________________
|*** ***         KEY *** ***|
|STR         PIT         EXT|
_____________________________


LEVEL 4 PIT AND SWITCH
_____________________
|***     DOR     ***|
|EXT     PIT     STR|
|*** KEY *** SWT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 5 PIT AND SWITCHES
_____________________
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
|*** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** ***     DOR SWT|
|STR         PIT PIT|
|*** ***     PIT ***|
|KEY SWT     PIT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 6 ELECTRICITY INTRO
_________________________
|*** STR *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     ELC KEY     EXT|
|BTN     ***     *** ***|
_________________________


LEVEL 7 ELECTRICITY AND PITS
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|                   |
|PIT *** ELC *** BTN|
|*** ***     *** PIT|
|PIT ***     *** PIT|
|BTN         KEY    |
|*** *** ELC *** ***|
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 8 BEAR INTRO
_____________________________
|*** *** *** KEY *** *** ***|
|EXT     ***     *** *** ***|
|*** BER                    |
|*** *** *** STR *** *** ***|
_____________________________

Just go up to the key, and then straight to the exit.


LEVEL 9 BEAR AND SWITCH
_________________________
|*** *** STR *** *** ***|
|                    ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|        BER         ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|KEY                 SWT|
|*** *** ***     *** ***|
|***         BER        |
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
_________________________


Go down (ignore the noise), get the key, touch the switch, then go left three times (!).
This timing will help you avoid the Bear, so you can go to the exit now.


LEVEL 10 EVERYTHING
_________________________
|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
|            STR     BTN|
|    *** BER *** ***    |
|DOR *** ELC *** ***    |
|SWT                 SWT|
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** BER             ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***             KEY ***|
_________________________

First, press the button, go back left, and go through first path down (where the Electricity was).
Go left to pull the switch, then right, and you can now go down through the newly opened doors.
Go left and have one round counter-clockwise to avoid the bear(s) and get the key.
You can now go back up, go right, up and to the exit.

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - July 31st, 2021


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What now bitches?


To the people who were jealous, envious and who conspired against me - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and WHO YOU NEVER WILL BE - NO THANKS FOR YOU, AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, DON'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT CATCHING UP TO ME, YOU'LL FAIL. Feel free to grind your teeth in impotence.


I might add something here later if I'm bored


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