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''Medal Slut'' @fuckoffasshole

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - 20 hours ago


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I got banned for nothing. @tomfulp. Dear Tom, you want me to pay money. But I got banned for nothing, if you don't believe me, ask the mods to show the posts that resulted in banning me. I posted about Newgrounds having a shitty search. I am really tired of it. Nobody does anything about it. There's so much content that I am deprived of, because you want t o be mobile friendly, even if mobile users shit on you


I am ttired of the fact that I wanted to share a song with my bro, but I couldn't because while it was in the mp3, your system does not accept it. I don't know what the fuck is going on, but this is your website, you frontpage every single shi, but you are not capable of helping user share stuff between each other.


And yet, you want my money. My money is worthless, it's pesos. What would you do with my money anyway? The better question, why should I pay money, if I deal with a shitty website every fucking day that insults me, and my intelligence. And yes, you can argue, why are you still here? What the fuck is your problem. Let me tell you my story.


I created this account (almost) ten years ago, because I wanted to save @Stamper rants. I thought that newgrounds would cease to exist in 201t6 or 2018 and that would be it. I did not expect this shitty website to survive any longer. My bad. I wanted to save things that were worth saving. It's 10 years later, and everything is worse. Especially mods. Just stop them. Stop their power and degrade them.


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - 10 days ago


NOT TESTGROUNDS, YOU STUPID ASS RETARDS


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - January 17th, 2023


Doing this list for my own purpose

I do not have any medals from these particular games:

I HAVE THEM ALL SO FAR, YES!


Also, if you're reading this, please listen to The Residents, Renaldo & The Loaf, Tuxedomoon and Snakefinger - the classic avantgarde gang


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - May 14th, 2022


@qwerty741 brilliant guide for rampster inspired me to share the one walkthrough I did for my frens, whom I considered worthy sharing it with.


But now, I decided that all of you can read it and use it to gain medals from this game


The game in question is a brilliant horror game relying on sounds, insead of graphics.

But the lack of graphics bugged me out, which is why I made these maps that you can see below.


Enjoy


downloadable version:

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8a5be7160593c85096735fda3a764796


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|STR - START	|| EXT - EXIT	 |
|*** - WALLS	|| KEY - KEYS	 |
|DOR - DOORS	|| SWT - SWITCH	 |
|BTN - BUTTONS	|| ELC - ELECTRIC|
|BER - BEARS	|| PIT - PITFALL |
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The object to every level is to get the key, and reach the exit.
Switches open the doors. Buttons turn off the Electricity.
You need of course to pull the switch before you can go through the doors.
When you get close to the PIT, you will hear a "warning sound".
Bears can go vertical / horizontal, but they have a predestined path.

LEVEL 1 INTRO
_____________
|EXT *** ***|
|        KEY|
|*** STR ***|
_____________


LEVEL 2 SWITCH
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|*** ***     *** ***|
|    DOR     *** KEY|
|    ***            |
|EXT ***     ***    |
|*** ***     SWT    |
_____________________


LEVEL 3 PIT INTRO
_____________________________
|*** ***         KEY *** ***|
|STR         PIT         EXT|
_____________________________


LEVEL 4 PIT AND SWITCH
_____________________
|***     DOR     ***|
|EXT     PIT     STR|
|*** KEY *** SWT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 5 PIT AND SWITCHES
_____________________
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
|*** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** ***     DOR SWT|
|STR         PIT PIT|
|*** ***     PIT ***|
|KEY SWT     PIT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 6 ELECTRICITY INTRO
_________________________
|*** STR *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     ELC KEY     EXT|
|BTN     ***     *** ***|
_________________________


LEVEL 7 ELECTRICITY AND PITS
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|                   |
|PIT *** ELC *** BTN|
|*** ***     *** PIT|
|PIT ***     *** PIT|
|BTN         KEY    |
|*** *** ELC *** ***|
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 8 BEAR INTRO
_____________________________
|*** *** *** KEY *** *** ***|
|EXT     ***     *** *** ***|
|*** BER                    |
|*** *** *** STR *** *** ***|
_____________________________

Just go up to the key, and then straight to the exit.


LEVEL 9 BEAR AND SWITCH
_________________________
|*** *** STR *** *** ***|
|                    ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|        BER         ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|KEY                 SWT|
|*** *** ***     *** ***|
|***         BER        |
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
_________________________


Go down (ignore the noise), get the key, touch the switch, then go left three times (!).
This timing will help you avoid the Bear, so you can go to the exit now.


LEVEL 10 EVERYTHING
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|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
|            STR     BTN|
|    *** BER *** ***    |
|DOR *** ELC *** ***    |
|SWT                 SWT|
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** BER             ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***             KEY ***|
_________________________

First, press the button, go back left, and go through first path down (where the Electricity was).
Go left to pull the switch, then right, and you can now go down through the newly opened doors.
Go left and have one round counter-clockwise to avoid the bear(s) and get the key.
You can now go back up, go right, up and to the exit.

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - July 31st, 2021


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What now bitches?


To the people who were jealous, envious and who conspired against me - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and WHO YOU NEVER WILL BE - NO THANKS FOR YOU, AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, DON'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT CATCHING UP TO ME, YOU'LL FAIL. Feel free to grind your teeth in impotence.


I might add something here later if I'm bored


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