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People Hate Me Coz They Ain't Me
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I WILL OWN EVERYTHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY
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To any potential asshole
THIS INJUSTICE WILL HAUNT YOU IN YOUR DREAMS

''Medal Slut'' @fuckoffasshole

Age 104, X

Trying to get medals

Hiding in the woods

Joined on 12/28/14

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - 7 days ago


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yOU WANT A REVIEW? GIVE ME A SHOUT AND I WILL WRITE ONE!

I WILL BE HARSH, BUT FAIR, AND YOUR SUBMISSION WILL BE BLESSED WITH MY POSITIVE ENERGY


I AM A GENTLEMAN AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, A SCHOLAR

GIVE IT A TRY, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE


IT WILL BE A VERY GOOD REVIEW, AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT


AND DON'T BELIEVE THE HATERS, JUST LOOK AT MY HISTORY - I AM ALWAYS THE BEST

MY REVIEW WILL BE THE BEST, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE


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IN OTHER NEWS


I MISS @SQUF


HE DELETED HIMSELF, BUT HE WAS MAKING GREAT GREAT PSYCHODELIC ANIMATIONS MIXING METAL GRINDCORE WITH HIP HOP AND TECHNO.

I SAVED THEM ALL AND I WILL UPLOAD IT FOR OTHERS

SOMEDAY


THANK YOU BROTHER


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - February 1st, 2025


This is my new motto.


BEHOLD, THE FUCKOFFASSHOLE-MAN, THE DEFENDER OF THE ABUSED ON NG.

I'M READY TO FIGHT THE ASSHOLES.

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - January 25th, 2025



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Posted by fuckoffasshole - January 1st, 2025


Motherfuckers

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I'm here to stay. I survived 10 years on this godforsaken website, I will survive more. Thanks to those who support me (even literally, JesusCarlos, you sure you don't want a refund?). Why the fyck am I bragging, though. It must be champagne talking. Anyway.


One thing you should know is that I really like that there are people who do not like me. To them I can say, listen to Naughty By Nature, they were a very good band.


EDIT: ALSO REDMAN RELEASED NEW ALBUM. WHEN CD? I COLLECT STUFF ON PHYSICAL FORMAT, I FROWN UPON DIGITAL SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sCOIJybthg&list=PLY-jtzy1SX_TNQzBG_t-nRQqrvPZS9t7p&index=15


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - December 25th, 2024



Posted by fuckoffasshole - December 25th, 2024


Thanks for @JimmyCarlos for giving me a supporter status, so I can gain medals from this kinda-terrible game:

I certainly didn't deserve it, and I will have to really think how I can repay my debt, especially that I wasn't always nice for Jimmy in the past.


Actually I don't really know what to say, because it really felt random. And now I'm flabbergasted.


Fuck the mods, though. They will always make this website miserable.


Jimmy, it seems like you made some enemies.


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Posted by fuckoffasshole - May 14th, 2022


@qwerty741 brilliant guide for rampster inspired me to share the one walkthrough I did for my frens, whom I considered worthy sharing it with.


But now, I decided that all of you can read it and use it to gain medals from this game


The game in question is a brilliant horror game relying on sounds, insead of graphics.

But the lack of graphics bugged me out, which is why I made these maps that you can see below.


Enjoy


downloadable version:

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/8a5be7160593c85096735fda3a764796


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|STR - START	|| EXT - EXIT	 |
|*** - WALLS	|| KEY - KEYS	 |
|DOR - DOORS	|| SWT - SWITCH	 |
|BTN - BUTTONS	|| ELC - ELECTRIC|
|BER - BEARS	|| PIT - PITFALL |
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The object to every level is to get the key, and reach the exit.
Switches open the doors. Buttons turn off the Electricity.
You need of course to pull the switch before you can go through the doors.
When you get close to the PIT, you will hear a "warning sound".
Bears can go vertical / horizontal, but they have a predestined path.

LEVEL 1 INTRO
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|EXT *** ***|
|        KEY|
|*** STR ***|
_____________


LEVEL 2 SWITCH
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|*** ***     *** ***|
|    DOR     *** KEY|
|    ***            |
|EXT ***     ***    |
|*** ***     SWT    |
_____________________


LEVEL 3 PIT INTRO
_____________________________
|*** ***         KEY *** ***|
|STR         PIT         EXT|
_____________________________


LEVEL 4 PIT AND SWITCH
_____________________
|***     DOR     ***|
|EXT     PIT     STR|
|*** KEY *** SWT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 5 PIT AND SWITCHES
_____________________
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
|*** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** ***     DOR SWT|
|STR         PIT PIT|
|*** ***     PIT ***|
|KEY SWT     PIT ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 6 ELECTRICITY INTRO
_________________________
|*** STR *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     *** *** *** ***|
|***     ELC KEY     EXT|
|BTN     ***     *** ***|
_________________________


LEVEL 7 ELECTRICITY AND PITS
_____________________
|*** *** STR *** ***|
|                   |
|PIT *** ELC *** BTN|
|*** ***     *** PIT|
|PIT ***     *** PIT|
|BTN         KEY    |
|*** *** ELC *** ***|
|*** *** EXT *** ***|
_____________________


LEVEL 8 BEAR INTRO
_____________________________
|*** *** *** KEY *** *** ***|
|EXT     ***     *** *** ***|
|*** BER                    |
|*** *** *** STR *** *** ***|
_____________________________

Just go up to the key, and then straight to the exit.


LEVEL 9 BEAR AND SWITCH
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|*** *** STR *** *** ***|
|                    ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|        BER         ***|
|*** ***     *** *** ***|
|KEY                 SWT|
|*** *** ***     *** ***|
|***         BER        |
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
_________________________


Go down (ignore the noise), get the key, touch the switch, then go left three times (!).
This timing will help you avoid the Bear, so you can go to the exit now.


LEVEL 10 EVERYTHING
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|*** *** *** EXT *** ***|
|            STR     BTN|
|    *** BER *** ***    |
|DOR *** ELC *** ***    |
|SWT                 SWT|
|*** *** *** DOR *** ***|
|*** BER             ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***     PIT PIT     ***|
|***             KEY ***|
_________________________

First, press the button, go back left, and go through first path down (where the Electricity was).
Go left to pull the switch, then right, and you can now go down through the newly opened doors.
Go left and have one round counter-clockwise to avoid the bear(s) and get the key.
You can now go back up, go right, up and to the exit.

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Posted by fuckoffasshole - July 31st, 2021


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What now bitches?


To the people who were jealous, envious and who conspired against me - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, and WHO YOU NEVER WILL BE - NO THANKS FOR YOU, AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE, DON'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT CATCHING UP TO ME, YOU'LL FAIL. Feel free to grind your teeth in impotence.


I might add something here later if I'm bored


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