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If I could stay
Then the night would give you up
Stay and the day would keep its trust
Stay and the night would be enough
Faraway, so close
Up with the static and the radio
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DoNotMatch responds:

yeah

I don't like control scheme, an option to change it would be nice. But then again, don't bother.

Zero points for "You need a Supporter account to unlock Pad of Time's medals". And no, I don't want to buy your game either. I mean really? You want to pay me for THAT?

It's a bad idea, and you're going to receive the opposite result of what you wanted. If anything I feel disdain for those who'll pay to get medals, because that's the opposite of what medal hunting is about. You would have to be really dumb to pay for this dubious pleasure. But then again, NG is not known for bright and/or intelligent people.

After all, mostly shitty games have medals on NG.

I must say that I skipped the previous year, and still hasn't earned many medals from 2021. I probably could right now, but I'm not in the mood. Maybe some other year, when I'll finally feel calm and soothed. This year, I have problem with women, and I think about getting myself drunk to death. Have you seen "Leaving Las Vegas" with Nick Cage? That might be a future me. I'm not sad that some of you are ill, it would be unfair if only I suffered. Still I must compliment that this is the smoothest entry in your series. The biggest turn off in the previous years was that the game was loading too long. NOT THIS TIME. It loads quicker than my cum shoots the titties. Congratulations, it looks great so far. There is no need for any surprises, just simple banal advent calendar. You don't need anything fancy. But I guess that you guys are planning something. FINE FINE, I'll shut up. Oh and btw, I'm going to work both on christmas and new year's eve, because I hate myself and my christmas spirit hanged itself (with a little of my help).

Holy shit, I instantly remembered your game from ch. 1, just by looking at the title. That's how memorable it was. One of a kind experience.

JoelLikesPigs responds:

Damn dude! That means a lot :)

can confirm that ninja migglen said that, I was there when I was choking the shit out of him

No.

UnevenPrankster responds:

Glad to see you again, fuckface!

Submission is nice like usual.

But I don't feel like following it, as it always kinda felt like a chore. Maybe I changed? Maybe after reaching million points, my enthusiasm kinda slowed down?

Are there going to be sequels? I feel like a much better idea is to wait few years, and just get simultaneously medals from 2021. 2022. 2023, etc.

Also, you really should do something with that loading bar loading forever.

BrandyBuizel responds:

If medals are all you're after then yea, this game would def make you jaded.

What's your browser? The loading bar hardly takes more than 4 seconds on my end.

Trump will live forever in our hearts it seems.

ScriptedMatt responds:

yessir

any hint about the secret? or should I go fuck myself?

JimmyCarlos responds:

Sure, here's a clue for you:

When she was around, (and to an extent even now), Mumsy was the sunshine of my life.

Hard as fuck

jefvel responds:

yup, here's a playthrough if you want some tips how to win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUGwE6V7VA

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