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[Tankmas ADVENTure 2022]

I must say that I skipped the previous year, and still hasn't earned many medals from 2021. I probably could right now, but I'm not in the mood. Maybe some other year, when I'll finally feel calm and soothed. This year, I have problem with women, and I think about getting myself drunk to death. Have you seen "Leaving Las Vegas" with Nick Cage? That might be a future me. I'm not sad that some of you are ill, it would be unfair if only I suffered. Still I must compliment that this is the smoothest entry in your series. The biggest turn off in the previous years was that the game was loading too long. NOT THIS TIME. It loads quicker than my cum shoots the titties. Congratulations, it looks great so far. There is no need for any surprises, just simple banal advent calendar. You don't need anything fancy. But I guess that you guys are planning something. FINE FINE, I'll shut up. Oh and btw, I'm going to work both on christmas and new year's eve, because I hate myself and my christmas spirit hanged itself (with a little of my help).

[Just Passing - Chapter 2]

Holy shit, I instantly remembered your game from ch. 1, just by looking at the title. That's how memorable it was. One of a kind experience.

JoelLikesPigs responds:

Damn dude! That means a lot :)

[Slap Chris Rock 2 3D]

can confirm that ninja migglen said that, I was there when I was choking the shit out of him

[enCount Too]

No.

UnevenPrankster responds:

Glad to see you again, fuckface!

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2021]

Submission is nice like usual.

But I don't feel like following it, as it always kinda felt like a chore. Maybe I changed? Maybe after reaching million points, my enthusiasm kinda slowed down?

Are there going to be sequels? I feel like a much better idea is to wait few years, and just get simultaneously medals from 2021. 2022. 2023, etc.

Also, you really should do something with that loading bar loading forever.

BrandyBuizel responds:

If medals are all you're after then yea, this game would def make you jaded.

What's your browser? The loading bar hardly takes more than 4 seconds on my end.

[Trump Dodge]

Trump will live forever in our hearts it seems.

ScriptedMatt responds:

yessir

[Mr. 1 and Mrs. 0]

any hint about the secret? or should I go fuck myself?

JimmyCarlos responds:

Sure, here's a clue for you:

When she was around, (and to an extent even now), Mumsy was the sunshine of my life.

[Horse with a Human Mask on a Tightrope]

Hard as fuck

jefvel responds:

yup, here's a playthrough if you want some tips how to win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUGwE6V7VA

[Pewt 'em Up!]

The game itself is good. Story and gameplay is really good.
But what is better - the attitude of the creator. This person really cares about making the best game possible, is also very patient, very kind, and very helpful. My praise doesn't mean much, but trust me, a person that is this determined to improve the work, will go really far.
Hopefully, you will be able to make some money on your works.

Kitadashi responds:

Thank you so much for your kind words! It means a lot to me. 🍀

[Peeing Strawberry Clock]

I have a problem that I cannot explain.

Let's say that women very often use the "you have a small dick" insult. Well, what if women didn't like giant penises either? What if a woman told you that your dick is too big, and you are not allowed an entrance? What would you do? Would you go mad, or would you cut off your penis? The choice is yours

Little-Rena responds:

IDK I don't have a penis