fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[World War Wizards]

So if I die, I start from the beginning? I died fighting the second boss, because his lazer is an insta-death that is hard to avoid.

I don't like it. Also, nazis are overdone. Why not communists for once?

EDIT: I see. I'm sorry I didn't give you negative points then. Fuck communism

GoodL responds:

Yes, that's how roguelites work.

And I like killing nazis because I'm a communist. :)

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2020]

God I hate christmas :)
This year, I will work during christmas, because fuck christmas
I will also work during new years eve, because fuck new years eve as well

Good job, though
It seems like with every year, the series improves and surprisingly, lags less
It flows better, the art is better, the music is better, and it's also implemented better.
Usually it's the other way, so I will say the same thing that my manager told me after I did a huge workload - good job - and then leave without a handshake.

Ave satan

GeoKureli responds:

good review

*shakes hand*

[Crystal Charge]

"Are you single"
G-g-g-guys you make me blush. You're not the first dandy to ask me that, though

albeit walkthrough would be fine I guess, stuck at level 13

Jordio94 responds:

Ah well, it can't hurt to ask. And here's a walkthrough if you still need it: https://vimeo.com/570599400

[Harass the Spacemen]

Thank you, the description alone is worth 5/5

[TEXT 'N' DRIVE]

Game with a serious and intelligent message? Also, not crashing my computer and working perfectly? What the hell man? What happened to you?

In regards to the game - it's always the fault of the women. Why that stupid biatch was texting him for fuck sake? Fucking women logic "I hate you typing while driving, so I'll text you about it while you drive"

plufmot responds:

Bahaha never thought I'd see the day where you give me a 5/5
Also who said the person on the phone was a woman?

[Baldy's adventures]

Revisited this one, and while it's still awful, that's not what I wanted to post

Medal for beating the game in one sitting is kinda impossible these days on newgrounds, because of the bug - most of the newground games require frequent refreshing in order to unlock the medals. The longer you play the game, the bigger chance that the medals will not unlock for you. I myself didn't get the medal for beating the second boss.

This one is not your fault, but it still could have been saved by having the possibility to resend the medals, but that would require some skillz

passwords so far (will update in far future):
2c0ld4lilme
!!n0turn1ngb4ck!!

[Magirune]

I liked it. Medal for Finishing the game (#2) doesn't work for me for some reason. Maybe there is a conflict with the 0 deaths medal? I though that hardcore medal also doesn't work until I've reloaded the browser. But I wonder if you can make the game resend the medals by clicking the endings in the settings

FluffyLotus responds:

I updated the text of the medal. You are correct, it needs one death. The image at the end is also different. Right now it sends everything when the game loads. I'll look into that.

[iii Demake]

Well well well, is it a new newgrounds superstar? Good game, kid. Don't burn yourself too quickly.

[Farting Strawberry Clock]

The motherfucking saga continues
All hail to those believin in the real gangsta shit
Cause when it comes to the real niggas
It makes the shit that much harder to deal with
Yeah! Above the Law up in this motherfucker
"Black Mafia" for life
Down with the real niggas for life! Ha ha
Yo Sweet Talk, tell 'em what the fuck we here for!
Well alright y'all, USC, Compton, Watts
The Woods! All across the motherfuckin USA
Ye though I walk through the the valley of real niggas
I should fear no man or motherfuckin Klan, hear me one
Cause I been to the mountaintops y'all
And I done seen through the eyes of a real nigga
(Yo, what you think about the real niggas 187?)
Yo, they make some of the coldest shit I done never heard!
Yo, for me Km.G I must give it up
To the Ruthless motherfuckin gangsters
Fear no mob!
Because you're scared mon you're scared!
Dem de pussy runnin at y'all scared mon
Bend dem silly bumba claat barber 'til de pussy claat run
BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! Keep Baby-lon on the run, seen!
The real niggas is back, cause there's too many bullshit records out
Niggas fiendin for what we put out
But you don't have to wait no longer
Because the new album is out and the shit is much stronger
So many groups made three albums or more
And that weak-ass shit is still sittin in the record store
They wonder why it never sold
Niggas rappin since the 70's and still never went gold
Our first record sold two million copies
That's because you other motherfuckers are sloppy
You came out street and crossed over
And after that your career is fuckin over
Because of that you're not around
So shut the fuck up and witness the sound of some real niggas
Yeah motherfuckers!
Keepin all you busters on the run in '91
Kick that shit Ren
Most niggas can't understand
And never will if they ain't part of the Ruthless mafia clan
Niggas is dedicated to the streets
With hype fuckin lyrics and the dope-ass beats
The songs will never come soft, because I come off
So don't get in my way cause motherfucker you'll get cut off
And it's somethin you can move your lips to
To wrap around my dick and suck if it fits you
And let me now if you wanna ride
The D-I-C-K, all day that's with no play
Cause ain't no rap group out that I know
That make me wanna listen to the radio
All I hear is motherfuckers tryin to make a comeback
With lovesongs, and that shit is whack
And that's why your ass ain't around
Cause you don't have the motherfuckin sound
Of a real nigga (Yeah motherfuckers!)

Little-Rena responds:

Nice one!

[LongBoi]

you guys are taking this "out of control" theme too literally. I would prefer to zoom out,to have the game screen like when the level starts, as the levels are barely visible when you zoom in and that sucks real hard. Also I hate the controls. Can they be less shitty? I know it's the point, but this is a little too out of control, and if I wreck my computer out of anger, I will send you the bill and sue you for damages

EDIT: thank you for cheating. I am really, I mean, I just... I want you to know that I appreciate it. I just need to press, I....

voxeledphoton responds:

Yea sorry, this was mainly just a fun exercise for me to work with physics and medals so if it's not that enjoyable to you due to the controls I understand.
EDIT: surprised someone found it this early (you found the control outside of controls) XD