fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Torture the Blammer]

how can flash be ded if flash is live?!1 maek flash game about killing steve jobs (I know he ded, but that's why he should be killed again), or him doing blow jobs to flash

Little-Rena responds:

Long live the flash!

[Flavouride]

These days I feel like giving 5 to anyone who makes a working game on newgrounds,
which seems to be a lost art among the new crop of game creators.

You don't have to improve, just keep the standard you have now, because you're one of the last remaining reliable content makers.

That your game works, doesn't lag and has everything tested and whatsnot is a very controversial creative move on your part. Dare I say, it makes you a contrarian. I didn't check whether the medals work, but people seem to unlock them.

EDIT; holy shit not only medals works, but they recheck after relaunching the game. And hey! This game also saves your progress! How rad is that?

And I didn't even mention the beautiful graphics and unique, original jumping system

[MyRevengeWillBeTerrible]

Should be called "My Game Will Be Terrible"

Incredible that it lags so hard and that the buttons are either unresponsive or do whatever the fuck they want with complete disregard to what I press

Completely unplayable

[[BTNverse] There is nothing here.]

From the very intro I knew that I would like the game.

The first time I've played it, for some reason shooting made the game lag. I've refreshed the browser and it was okay then.

Very well made, very FAIR, which is something I always ask for, and consider it the minimum that the creator should do.

Also, pretty powerful message. Damn, I would like to be that dude and destroy everything.

Good job, no wonder it's frontpaged

adriendittrick responds:

Glad you had fun in my power fantasy :)

[World War Wizards]

So if I die, I start from the beginning? I died fighting the second boss, because his lazer is an insta-death that is hard to avoid.

I don't like it. Also, nazis are overdone. Why not communists for once?

EDIT: I see. I'm sorry I didn't give you negative points then. Fuck communism

GoodL responds:

Yes, that's how roguelites work.

And I like killing nazis because I'm a communist. :)

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2020]

God I hate christmas :)
This year, I will work during christmas, because fuck christmas
I will also work during new years eve, because fuck new years eve as well

Good job, though
It seems like with every year, the series improves and surprisingly, lags less
It flows better, the art is better, the music is better, and it's also implemented better.
Usually it's the other way, so I will say the same thing that my manager told me after I did a huge workload - good job - and then leave without a handshake.

Ave satan

GeoKureli responds:

good review

*shakes hand*

[Crystal Charge]

"Are you single"
G-g-g-guys you make me blush. You're not the first dandy to ask me that, though

albeit walkthrough would be fine I guess, stuck at level 13

Jordio94 responds:

Ah well, it can't hurt to ask. And here's a walkthrough if you still need it: https://vimeo.com/570599400

[Harass the Spacemen]

Thank you, the description alone is worth 5/5

[TEXT 'N' DRIVE]

Game with a serious and intelligent message? Also, not crashing my computer and working perfectly? What the hell man? What happened to you?

In regards to the game - it's always the fault of the women. Why that stupid biatch was texting him for fuck sake? Fucking women logic "I hate you typing while driving, so I'll text you about it while you drive"

plufmot responds:

Bahaha never thought I'd see the day where you give me a 5/5
Also who said the person on the phone was a woman?

[Baldy's adventures]

Revisited this one, and while it's still awful, that's not what I wanted to post

Medal for beating the game in one sitting is kinda impossible these days on newgrounds, because of the bug - most of the newground games require frequent refreshing in order to unlock the medals. The longer you play the game, the bigger chance that the medals will not unlock for you. I myself didn't get the medal for beating the second boss.

This one is not your fault, but it still could have been saved by having the possibility to resend the medals, but that would require some skillz

passwords so far (will update in far future):
2c0ld4lilme
!!n0turn1ngb4ck!!