fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dwarf Planet One]

So, why the game doesn't save the progress? Everyone seems to love this game, not sure why, it's very a unpleasant experience. An option to restart a level would be nice esp. that it can get confusing a little bit. I would prefer if it didn't have medals

Also, wtf is with that rambling in the intro?

Emrox responds:

Hmm... it should be saving your progress every time you get a new seed - so that if you close the game, you'll start with all the seeds you had unlocked. I had some issues with saving until I realized my browser was set to not store data from anything.

The intro is supposed to subtly introduce the way you're supposed to think about moving through the game - by "jumping off the end" of planets, and moving across the void by taking a piece off one end and putting it on the other. It's also just weird and surreal, which is something I like aesthetically. I'm not surprised that someone wouldn't be into that though - that's why there's a skip button!

I will probably add a restart level option in the pause menu - I had meant to, and then I forgot! Sorry!

[Gacha Panic]

kinda cool, but 100k is impossible, and the blue lobsters are too strong.

RealAstropulse responds:

One of the other devs got to 300k o-o

[Shoot Up]

You should start making lectures to people on newgrounds about how to make a good game. Seriously, when you look at the shit that is being submitted, you wouldn't believe. You don't know how happy I am to finally find a good game on this godforsaken website. Especially that you recently submitted many good games.

TwistedByArt responds:

Thank you very much for the review, comments like this are always a great motivation for me to keep creating new games :)

[Blam This Game!]

I guess it was fun. Have a 5 so you won't hack me

GalaxyOfVal responds:

You have been spared...

[BAR-I-TONE]

impossible, make it beatable

it's really weird to see people gushing over something so undercooked, I guess it's not about standards, but rather whether they like someone. if the user is liked, he can submit garbage and get 5.

and what am I supposed to press when the ! appear on the screen?

DOJIMADOG responds:

get better at video games

[Clue Crew High School Mystery Escape]

SELF DEFIANT!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! GOD I MISSED YOU MAN

FLASH DIDN'T DIE, IT EVOLVED INTO RUFFLE! YOU WILL BE ALWAYS MY KING OF FLASH

selfdefiant responds:

Many, many thanks! I am very grateful to be able to continue using Flash! I added medals to this one! ;)

[The Jersey Shore Situation]

how in the flying fuck do you defeat him quickly?

YoinK responds:

Hold the mouse button down to charge your punch.

[SageRage]

nobody asked, so I guess I have to do it
how do you get "cheapskate" and "Hundredaire "?

DaemonPlus responds:

Hundredaire is exactly what it sounds like, get $100. Cheapskate is hitting 5 Leftys without ever picking up any money, so, somehow survive 5 "attacks". :) It's uh... Hard.

[Downhill to Infinity]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT SUCKS SO BAAAAD XDDDDDDD

you better hope you'll get some job in your life

EDIT: lol, your reading comprehension is also bad

cheesycoke responds:

do the blowjobs from your mom count

[Bunny Hill Horror: Bunny Boiler]

the game tends to freeze in the second part of the game, forcing me to reload the browser, and the game itself loads forever. not sure what to do in the basement, because rob kills me, can't try to open the lock again, after making mistake, and the cellmate is not helpful either. your walkthrough (beside being needlessly long) doesn't cover that either.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

The game can take a while to load but really shouldn't freeze. Maybe Coder Mike will have a look at this.
With Rob, I'll try and avoid spoilers but, there's a choice you already made that triggered your inevitable rapid march to the grave- reloading after the death gives you the chance to avoid making the same mistake again.
Some of the puzzles are one-shot by design. It's harsher that way. And, to be fair to the cellmate, he is chained up naked and swigging whisky- I wouldn't expect too much help from him.
The video was a Twitch stream I enjoyed. Would do a proper walkthrough, but just can't be arsed. Besides, I like how rare the Domination ending is to get.