fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Neon Bounce]

the screen is too small it doesn't show many features etc. please fix that
yes, I know I can always play at full screen, but it's not supposed to be like that.

themadpunter responds:

Alr i can increase the size a lil

[Daxolissian System: M46]

If you really want to make hard games, please don't add medals. I beg you ;_;

SleepyPoundcake responds:

You gotta use the ancient tech, the teachings of yore. You must... keep playing. Because juicy medals are there and you need them. Follow your ADHD!

[Lil SPACEMAN]

FREE REVIEW:
It's a nice little game with cute little graphics. And frankly, it works perfectly for me. I did enjoy it more than many polished games on NG, like, let's say "WAHA'S CIRCUIT BREAK" (I mention it to motivate you, not to disparage other author)

From what I've read, you want to improve it, but to be honest, keep this one as a prototype and start from scratch (maybe in flash to honor pico more?). Fixing existing projects leads to procrastination, and it's just easier (as well as quicker) to remake the game completely. Not to mention, it will improve your skillz.

Da skill, da skill is on fire, we don't need no water, let the moddafokka burn.

Things that should be considered for the future:
- lock the screen, so when I press up or down the screen doesn't move (I know I know, WASD can be used instead, but still, that's a sign of skillz when an author can cover all bases)
-health bar for boss is a nice gesture
- in case of medals, they are worth 0, because they haven't been unlocked in-game, and as such will NOT show up on medal page*.
-some easter eggs in menu :3

*if the medal doesn't work, some mod or other user might help (I'm not a programmist so I don't know how it really works). The reason for not working MIGHT be: difference between the medal desci and medal api (they have to be exactly the same, no typos allowed), or the game is not logging the user properly - it's possible to implement force logging in-game.

Also, different engines treat medals differently. HTML and Flash are the easiest options, while godot, construct and scratch very often just refuse to work.

EthernetJak responds:

I'll listen to a lot of this, don't worry I will.

P.S
There is already an Easter egg on the title screen.
Type "Itgetsworse" into the password box to toggle hard mode on and off.

[There's just something about u]

what a sad story. poor "u"...

;_;

"i" was such a selfish bastard, incapable of love, nor care. sure "u" acted like a drama queen sometimes, but the concerns were valid and you can see how it tried to reach "i" to open up about itself. "i" on the other hand was a reclusive passive agressive bitch interested only in its own welfare. Very sad, and I feel like it reflects the current problems, as well as the trend that will continue among young people.

GooseStranger responds:

I've never heard this take on the story. Thanks for a new point of view and thanks for playing!

[Kwing VS Cyberdevil]

Cyberdevil has a voice like Method Man holy shit. TICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Cyberdevil responds:

High praise man, TY!

[Shoot Up]

You should start making lectures to people on newgrounds about how to make a good game. Seriously, when you look at the shit that is being submitted, you wouldn't believe. You don't know how happy I am to finally find a good game on this godforsaken website. Especially that you recently submitted many good games.

TwistedByArt responds:

Thank you very much for the review, comments like this are always a great motivation for me to keep creating new games :)

[Blam This Game!]

I guess it was fun. Have a 5 so you won't hack me

St4rryQueen responds:

You have been spared...

[Clue Crew High School Mystery Escape]

SELF DEFIANT!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! GOD I MISSED YOU MAN

FLASH DIDN'T DIE, IT EVOLVED INTO RUFFLE! YOU WILL BE ALWAYS MY KING OF FLASH

selfdefiant responds:

Many, many thanks! I am very grateful to be able to continue using Flash! I added medals to this one! ;)

[Bunny Hill Horror: Bunny Boiler]

the game tends to freeze in the second part of the game, forcing me to reload the browser, and the game itself loads forever. not sure what to do in the basement, because rob kills me, can't try to open the lock again, after making mistake, and the cellmate is not helpful either. your walkthrough (beside being needlessly long) doesn't cover that either.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

The game can take a while to load but really shouldn't freeze. Maybe Coder Mike will have a look at this.
With Rob, I'll try and avoid spoilers but, there's a choice you already made that triggered your inevitable rapid march to the grave- reloading after the death gives you the chance to avoid making the same mistake again.
Some of the puzzles are one-shot by design. It's harsher that way. And, to be fair to the cellmate, he is chained up naked and swigging whisky- I wouldn't expect too much help from him.
The video was a Twitch stream I enjoyed. Would do a proper walkthrough, but just can't be arsed. Besides, I like how rare the Domination ending is to get.

[Watch Paint Dry]

Now do a sequel - Watch Little Rena Cry

Little-Radiodemon responds:

:'(