fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Layin' Pipe]

I really enjoy your stuff, and it seems like you are getting better with each game.
Harambe was better drawn, but this one is okay too.

You should finally do an A+ heavy sex game with that voice actress of yours.
And remember if you do, detailed nipples are very important. Not many people give any care about that, instead putting more details on pussy.

DeSaGames responds:

Ah, Fuckoffasshole, how lovely to hear from you again!

Layin' Pipe and For Harambe were drawn by two separate people, but worry not the gal who worked on Harambe, Criminal, Pizza Man and Extra Pepperoni is in the process for providing art for another game as we speak ;)

[Free Afternoon]

Finally the game is not "under judgement".

Anyway, great little fun game you did here.
I really enjoyed your creativity. For a short game, you put a lot of attention to details.
It's amazing to see how much you improved over the year.

axoona responds:

Hey thank's, that's really good to hear!

[MarsQuest]

Very enjoyable game. It was really engaging. The graphics are 80s retro, but you can get used to it.
While I managed to beat the game on my own, without help, I did have to guess what some of the eatable stuff was for. Still, it was very intuitive.

I do feel that "curing the jade" should be worth 100 points, since it's the final task you can do in the game.

All in all, go full pro, bro!

dacaldera responds:

Dude, thanks for playing. Awesome that you were able to beat it. I just bumped up the score to 100 for the final medal. Thanks for the advice.

[TIC-TAC-TOE 3xb 2]

I liked the game, but mostly for easy medals. The best tactic to win with bot is to provoke him to prevent the player from winning, at the cost of his own win.

For example in a situation of:
O|_|X
O|X|X
_|_|_

The bot decides to block the row of "X"s instead of going for a win. Which I'm fine with, because I don't think I would win with the bot otherwise. The only way to win with him is when the player has the first move. If the bot starts the game, the only thing you can go for is a tie.

Maybe create various difficulties from easy to impossible?

Great graphics, sound, btw.
Will I be mentioned in "thankyous" in part 3? That would be cool :3

Artur-Felipe responds:

Thank you we will remember you.

[Makros Superpos]

Mythologically speaking, the observance of the deconstruction of the complex ideas is superior in its equilibristic emptiness of ignorant vehemence within the centre of biological compulsion.

This is the game I must write a review of, otherwise I will lost the opportunity to comment on something trully unique, and brilliant.

I don't know what happened, I got all the medals, and I can only guess how the mechanic works. From what I see, the game is about random chances, with pressing space = throwing dices, when the result might mean 1=standing, 2=jumping, 3=dead. 4=jumping forward, etc. But I guess that I'm wrong, and I look in the wrong way.

It certainly requires thinking outside of the box, and even if you don't understand the rules, you can instinctively "get" the object of the game, even if it can't be rationally explained.

The game is both genius and dumb at the same time. You can affect the gameplay, and yet, you are dependent on the whims of the cats. You are known for creating some truly original games, and I am in awe of your work.

whileworking responds:

Thanks so much for this review! As the developer I don't want to explain too much, rather leave it to the community to discuss. You can understand this "game" in different ways.

[Zombie Society - Death after death #2/3]

Jesus christ. This is brilliant. The message and the game. I don't really care for medals, maybe someday I get them all, but this is a brilliant submission. It has a great re-playability, as well as skip button.

Muja responds:

Ahah thanks a lot for your nice review and your enthusiasm. You probably get where I'm going with the story... but I have a coulpe of twists up my sleeve yet, I hope you'll like them.

(It seems that skip button was really needed, I'll remember that for all my future projects)

[Lost]

Indeed it's short. That's why only 4/5. But otherwise perfect. Consider adding medals, OR making a longer version. I will definitely vote it for february's bests pick, though.

Galbert responds:

Thanks a bunch! I added medals now, thanks for the suggestion~

[We used to be Neighbours]

I've seen two endings, and the game did not convince me on your message.
It's kind of funny, because you yourself reward the player for being harsh tyrant much MORE in term of points, than for choosing the multi-cultural way.

I don't think you gave a good example in your game. And I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "multi-culturalism". You presented TWO NEIGHBORS, who look the SAME, and whose only difference is color? It would work better, if you wanted to make statement about "racism" and "racial issues", but even then it would be very simplistic. If we use the word "multi", I think we should talk about more than only two types, and also about a radically different types of people.

Personally, I don't believe in multi-culti, because every nation, every culture and race desires a safe space for themselves. A space, where they can just be themselves and live the way that they believe. Not to mention that multi-culti tends to be associated with media censorship, political correctness, lack of constructive criticism, and instead offers "don't worry, be happy" attitude, which is exactly what's your message was, because in your opinion, every real and serious problem magically disappears, if we just don't worry and be happy.

Now, what is happiness? The newest game, movie, product, or values, family, love, future, safety? Or having power, being superior, dominating others? Every person will have different set of values and will define happiness differently. It's funny that people think that in a concept based on different cultures and mentalities, that somehow these mixed groups of people would have unified goals, dreams, morality, and desires.

Look at USA, and how many problems this country has on daily basis. So many decades passed, and I don't see any positive progress, and I doubt I will ever see. Let's look at history. Rome became multi-cultural and it fall, Yugoslavia tried to be multi-cultural, and it ended in regular genocide. ZSRR was multi-cultural, and we know how bad this union was. Of course, these are purposely negative examples.

So let's look at positive one. Let's look at UE. It also is multi-cultural, there is huge freedom there, no dictatorship, no oppression, and yet, it has nowadays huge problems with rapes, assaults, and overall increased crime rate. And it keeps increasing. And governments are clueless on how to deal with this, as they keep debating and debating, while nothing is being done.

ENOUGH POLITICS, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAME. WHAT I WROTE SO FAR HAD NO BEARING ON MY JUDGEMENT OF THE GAME.

The game itself is okay, it's a little difficult, the graphics aren't impressive, but aren't shitty, and the gameplay is challenging, it requires a lot of trial and error, and I did try to experiment with various strategies. So definitely I can see a potential. Also, very good sounds used. So the overall aesthetics are good, and the game has this slight "artsy" feel, which is good as well.

You definitely have a potential to be a good creator, and I will look forward to your future projects.

axoona responds:

Thank's for taking the time to write such a thourough review!

Well the game is obviously a simplification of an overwise complex pro
blem. Red and blue is just an image, I explicitely didn't want to use any real identification, because you can find many other situations of "wall building" (be it religion, race, sex or sexual orientaion...), but it was inspired by the actual migrant crisis in Europe. I actually don't know of any real multi-cultural society in Europe. USRR and Yugoslavia were tyrannies with one nation imposing on all the others and nowadays what we call multi-culti in France or Britain isn't really. There's always a bunch of taboos that prevent from talking openly about rasism problems.
I do believe that we could solve many problems by accepting people as they are. What we give (or don't give) will eventually come back to us. There are bad people in this world, but I believe that most just want to live a peacefull life without hurting anyone (on purpose) no matter what their background. It's ironic that even though there are so many bad people amongst the people we call "us", we are more afraid of the peaceful people that are different in some way.

But I agree with you that nothing will ever change. The recent extreme right wing rise all around the world just confirms this. There's a lot of talking and no doing. The politicians think only about the next elections. Human rights are reinforced if there is money behind. And there's no political vision of what we would like our world to look like in 10, 20 or 50 years...

Anyway thank's again for commenting on the game! I really appriciate.

[They Live: The Game]

There is this unspoken rule on newgrounds that you have to mandatory give deathink 5, or else you'll get the hose again. But I also give extra 5, because I like X-Men, and Genclops has Cyclops as an avatar.

At first, the game was confusing, and I was massacred mercilessly, while also earning medals.
Then, I was sad that I had death penalty, but later I realized that you can escape the bank and thus
gaining points. Then I wondered, how do you get x8 combo, and later realized that you have to wear sunglasses, and that it's most effective when you use both special and sunglasses to have easy combos. And from then, it was easy as hell.

I love tributes to games, and I love retro / pixel tribute to games, which is why I love the (legendary) The Room tribute made by Fulp and co. I didn't know that Piper is ded. First Craven, now Piper.
The last 2 years weren't merciful for the greats, weren't they?

It might be also one of the longest reviews I wrote, and I wonder, if there is something constructive criticism that I can give, but there is none.

The only thing I do want to do, is to give advice to players - be patient, and don't give up early, and all rewards will be yours. Okay, now I can go drink beer.

deathink responds:

Thank you very much my man.