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[Drop Fall]

Pretty fun game.

Alas, when you are near the end (after factory 2, which unlocks 4 new levels), it seems like you have to beat the "more points" level twice (the south volcano level). Anyway, that how it was for me, albeit after beating the 4 new levels, I've beaten the "factory 2" and "knock off" again, before moving to "more points" level. Complicated, as you can see.

Anyway, if everything goes well, you should be transported to "aimed rocks" (east-north grass), which should unlock "rain view", after which you should be transported to two bonus ice levels. And after them there should be the final level.

LuKaSX responds:

Hello, thank you for your review and for completing the game, it means a lot for me :) It's been a while since I last visited Newgrounds, so sorry for the delay on answering you.

By the way, my apologies for the bug, hopefully it wasn't gamebreaking, but it sure still annoying notheless.

[You Are The Victim]

The game serves more as a mouthpiece than a game, but it's not a bad for a short game.
It's made well, and it presents your views in a professional and interesting way.
All in all, it's okay, albeit could be more engaging. I certainly wouldn't mind more stuff coming from you, as you have talent.

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Now if someone is curious, my 2 cents in regards to the politics, as this game is apparently about Palestinians vs Israelis, albeit mind you, that had no bearing on the rating whatsoever.

In 2015, when you first published this game, I would have been probably on Israel's side. Nowadays? Not so much. It all boils down to how people, who were oppressed themselves, became the oppressors. Now, it's not your fault, but it's certainly the fault of your government's policies.

Palestinians are treated like a literal cattle, and sorry, no matter how anyone will try to justify it, it's mindblowingly disturbing. Israel is being openly an apartheid country, and is very proud of it. Maybe the problem is that Israel's government is zionist - radical right-wing nationalist. And Israel has been zionist for a very very long time.

And again, it's not like Israel has no problem with being chauvinistic, racist, and hateful towards other countries as well, like ie. Poland, with the outrageous anti-Polish campaign to the point of slander, and it's only a recent -2018- example. Or like Israel doesn't have much heart for others, as they still didn't recognize Armenian Holocaust committed by Turks (also a recent example). And of course, it's a matter of time, before Israel starts a war with Iran.

I can also tell a personal anecdote how my aunt got spat on by jewish orthodox kids (one even threw a rock) in Jerusalem for being christian pilgrim. I seriously wonder what these kids are being taught by their parents, because it's disturbing to say the least. If this is how an outsider is treated, I can only wonder how the Palestinians are treated.

Remember, if you give hatred to others, it will return back to you thousandfold. Israel certainly has a lot of PR homework to do, because so far, it looks ugly to say the least.

And no, I don't condone terrorist actions, especially done by muslims.

Alon-Tzarafi responds:

You're correct about the time frame. When this game was made there was a "knife intifada" which means every couple of days a random palestinian would go and stab random israelis. This left people terrorized and scared to walk outside. This was the backdrop, yeah, but the game is about something else. I had a strange habit of checking how international media reports things every time something happens. I was pretty shocked. If for example a palestinian stabs 4 israelis and is then arrested by the police you would see this headline: "Tension in Jerusalem rises as police assault a Palestinian suspect". It would come with a big picture of a poor palestinian guy being violently arrested on the ground with menacing police/military figures looking down on him. The news story will start with some background information about how israel is terrible and how its police is brutal. When reading this stuff it would make me wonder "Wait. What? Was there ever even a terrorist attack in the first place? Maybe it never happened?". Then if you scrolled down to the 7th paragraph, you might see a mention of the poor palestinian guy suspected to maybe have injured a civilian or two (Of course, there would be no pictures of injured/killed israelis, only palestinian ones). The reporters still have to write part of the truth because they can't broadcast outright lies, it would hurt their credibility, but they can frame reality however they see it to obfuscate the truth. And I'm not talking about some shady underground media outlets but mainstream big-name news outlets like BBC. But still, sometimes, they did cross the line too far and wrote blatant lies against israel. These stories could cause too much noise and criticism against them and couldn't stay on their site so after about 6 days (after it's not news anymore and people already consumed the lies) they would fix the headline and story article to remove the lies.
So, yeah basically, in anti-israel media there would be no pictures of injured/hurt/killed israelis, only palestinians. But of course, in the Israeli media, they'd place the emphasis on the terrorized israeli causalities. You could see them and the scenes of the crime itself and also the casualties' families crying on camera. And there would never be any room for doubt about WHY those police officers jumped on that terrorist guy who was in the middle of trying to kill people.

It was just extreme examples I saw of how something clear and simple happens but every group can perceive it as a completely different story, and that was the inspiration for this game.

Since then I follow the news much less, both domestic and foreign. I hope it can stay this way but then again it's the middle-fucking-east.

Those jewish orthodox spitter kids will for sure also spit on a muslim for no reason other than being racist and being raised on hate. They will also spit on other jews but who are not religious, or jews who believe in "the wrong kind of judaism".
Of course, you can note that if you swap the words "jew" and "muslim" here it all still magically holds true. That's because religious extremists are horrible everywhere.

[Daeblo Episode 1]

I was thinking whether I should let go, or write some words.

I would love to know your thought process, when you put the mines near the white arrows.
I would love to see you "testing" the game, considering that the player gets glitched, when he picks up a match, or pentagram.
Imagine how lovely it is to play the game, get near the end, only to randomly be transported to inside the worm, and of course getting an instant damage. Imagine wanting to leave that worm, only to get punched by a mine outside.

I would love to see you beat this game under two minutes, like you said yourself in one of the comments. There are many game developers, who care about what they do to the point that I am in deep awe. They care about the game that they make, and they thrive for the best.

Not you. You put half-assed made games, with tons of bugs, glitches, with an art style swiped from more talented creators. You never improved, quite the opposite. All your games are like this one. A cancer.

Writing bitter reviews is a foul thing to do. They always leave an awful taste in mouth.
But I'm not writing it for you, because you are not worth my time. This is a warning for those, who want to venture into this shit.

Beware! This game will make you feel really furious.

scuddle responds:

That was beautiful. Thank you.

[Nightmare Runner 2]

People say that flash is dying, but Unity is already dead on arrival.
Flash will not die, and this game is fucking brilliant.
You literally brought me a smile on my face with your game

ClockworkMonster responds:

Wow! I really appreciate your words! Thanks!!!

[COMMUNISM THE GAME]

This is the world that Antifa and SJWs wants to create.

ComradeStefan responds:

A better world. A brighter future.

[No Hexy]

"Humankind was a mistake"
- God, 2017

The game felt like some good ole indoctrination into some satanic cult. That slow, tortured movement, that ominous music, the "nobody understands me" attitude. I won't lie, I liked it, it was kinda funny. I laughed during the moment, when he kicked that ball too far.

It's true that people wear masks. They do, because it helps them exploit others easier. Just like in your game, the hexagon changed into triangle / square, to get into the secret meeting of squares / triangles. Sneaky, but clever. It was also really weird that his friend at the end changed into the toilet (or was it something else?)

The only negative thing I can say about this game, is that in the end, the experience felt kinda boring and tedious. But otherwise, it's okay. I also feel, like you forgot to make your point across more clearly, but maybe that's what you wanted, so I don't judge that.

Fafri responds:

Thanks for the feedback! :) The game just want to tell the story of Hexy, that can be compared to any real story of a victim of bullism or racism. The slow movement and the atmosphere in general try to replicate the "difficulty" that those people can have.

[Leap Jet Bear]

Now That I've Beaten This Game, Time For Review, Before I Lose The Smile On My Face For Beating This Game And Achieving All Medals.

Few tips: for the players:
-there's no better code than konami code
-the "no safety net" is only required for the standard levels (thank god, because otherwise it would be too extreme, even for me)
-dashing is your friend, because you can "cheat" the timing with dashing
-don't try to have both crystals and no checkpoint beaten level. Ever.

Graphics, Sounds, Concept = 10/10, nothing to discuss here, because it's flawless, the bobbing of the head of the cub is cute, and the chainsaws are cute too.

Game is very challenging, and sometimes unfair, and you can feel the laughing of the author, while failing, but it's not really frustrating. I don't know why, but I didn't ragequit. I did was exhausted, and I felt like after a running marathon, barely breathing.

What makes this game really good is that the player becomes actually better at this game, the more you play it. I got so better to the point that I was laughing at the shadow challenge and how slow it was, especially in level 20 when I was finishing the level, while the shadow was starting the third route.

Now the main menu loop could be edited a little better to flow better, but that's a minor thing.

The main flaw would be the crashing of the game after level 8 and 14, but apparently, the game will not crash if you beat these levels without failure. Hopefully it will be fixed, because it would be a shame for such game to be held back by such a minor problem. It was the only thing that really pissed me off severely, especially early in the gameplay.

And a suggestion, I do feel that the "beaten with no checkpoint" mark would be useful for level select.

All in All, in my honest opinion, ONLY Games like this one should be allowed to have medals, because it's a very well made game and carefully crafted.

MadNukin responds:

I love that someone took the challenge of this game and completed it in less than 24 hours, amazing.
Congratulations on the medals and for not giving up. You have some nerves.

[Hex Blocks Puzzle]

I already said it to the author, but now, I'm saying it publicly.

I love puzzle games. There are some minor blah blahs, but the author knows, and he (or she) will fix it soon. Don't worry.

The reason why I write this review is, because I achieved the impossible - I've beaten 300 of the big board levels. I've earned that medal. I'm no longer a human being. The point is, I hope that the requirement for that medal will not change. This medal is reserved for people who are dedicated to puzzles. Remove infidels, puzzle war now.

Jokes aside, very good game, much much better than previous ones, and I'm always happy when independent developers finally make it. More indie devs = better games = happiness = peace in the world = Utopia. Keep it in mind, reviewers. Simple game, but it's gonna be a hit.

suntemple responds:

Thx for the inspiring words man!

[Sint or Santa]

what the fuck is sint? first time I've seen that word in my life.

Barricados responds:

dunno.. I just work here. But some say he's an old bearded man in a funny dress, who encourages your parents to buy you presents once a year.