fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[There's just something about u]

what a sad story. poor "u"...

;_;

"i" was such a selfish bastard, incapable of love, nor care. sure "u" acted like a drama queen sometimes, but the concerns were valid and you can see how it tried to reach "i" to open up about itself. "i" on the other hand was a reclusive passive agressive bitch interested only in its own welfare. Very sad, and I feel like it reflects the current problems, as well as the trend that will continue among young people.

GooseStranger responds:

I've never heard this take on the story. Thanks for a new point of view and thanks for playing!

[Kwing VS Cyberdevil]

Cyberdevil has a voice like Method Man holy shit. TICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Cyberdevil responds:

High praise man, TY!

[Shoot Up]

You should start making lectures to people on newgrounds about how to make a good game. Seriously, when you look at the shit that is being submitted, you wouldn't believe. You don't know how happy I am to finally find a good game on this godforsaken website. Especially that you recently submitted many good games.

TwistedByArt responds:

Thank you very much for the review, comments like this are always a great motivation for me to keep creating new games :)

[Blam This Game!]

I guess it was fun. Have a 5 so you won't hack me

St4rryQueen responds:

You have been spared...

[Clue Crew High School Mystery Escape]

SELF DEFIANT!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! GOD I MISSED YOU MAN

FLASH DIDN'T DIE, IT EVOLVED INTO RUFFLE! YOU WILL BE ALWAYS MY KING OF FLASH

selfdefiant responds:

Many, many thanks! I am very grateful to be able to continue using Flash! I added medals to this one! ;)

[SageRage]

nobody asked, so I guess I have to do it
how do you get "cheapskate" and "Hundredaire "?

DaemonPlus responds:

Hundredaire is exactly what it sounds like, get $100. Cheapskate is hitting 5 Leftys without ever picking up any money, so, somehow survive 5 "attacks". :) It's uh... Hard.

[Downhill to Infinity]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT SUCKS SO BAAAAD XDDDDDDD

you better hope you'll get some job in your life

EDIT: lol, your reading comprehension is also bad

cheesycoke responds:

do the blowjobs from your mom count

[Bunny Hill Horror: Bunny Boiler]

the game tends to freeze in the second part of the game, forcing me to reload the browser, and the game itself loads forever. not sure what to do in the basement, because rob kills me, can't try to open the lock again, after making mistake, and the cellmate is not helpful either. your walkthrough (beside being needlessly long) doesn't cover that either.

KrunchyFriedGames responds:

The game can take a while to load but really shouldn't freeze. Maybe Coder Mike will have a look at this.
With Rob, I'll try and avoid spoilers but, there's a choice you already made that triggered your inevitable rapid march to the grave- reloading after the death gives you the chance to avoid making the same mistake again.
Some of the puzzles are one-shot by design. It's harsher that way. And, to be fair to the cellmate, he is chained up naked and swigging whisky- I wouldn't expect too much help from him.
The video was a Twitch stream I enjoyed. Would do a proper walkthrough, but just can't be arsed. Besides, I like how rare the Domination ending is to get.

[Watch Paint Dry]

Now do a sequel - Watch Little Rena Cry

Little-Radiodemon responds:

:'(

[Faces Of 2022 Collab]

walkthrough plox. I've beaten the original one, but back then newgrounds was cool. not so much these days, and more than half of these people are not really iconic.

RGPAnims responds:

fuckoffasshole out here speaking the truth