fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Just Passing - Chapter 2]

Holy shit, I instantly remembered your game from ch. 1, just by looking at the title. That's how memorable it was. One of a kind experience.

JoelLikesPigs responds:

Damn dude! That means a lot :)

[enCount Too]

No.

UnevenPrankster responds:

Glad to see you again, fuckface!

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2021]

Submission is nice like usual.

But I don't feel like following it, as it always kinda felt like a chore. Maybe I changed? Maybe after reaching million points, my enthusiasm kinda slowed down?

Are there going to be sequels? I feel like a much better idea is to wait few years, and just get simultaneously medals from 2021. 2022. 2023, etc.

Also, you really should do something with that loading bar loading forever.

BrandyBuizel responds:

If medals are all you're after then yea, this game would def make you jaded.

What's your browser? The loading bar hardly takes more than 4 seconds on my end.

[Trump Dodge]

Trump will live forever in our hearts it seems.

ScriptedMatt responds:

yessir

[Mr. 1 and Mrs. 0]

any hint about the secret? or should I go fuck myself?

JimmyCarlos responds:

Sure, here's a clue for you:

When she was around, (and to an extent even now), Mumsy was the sunshine of my life.

[Horse with a Human Mask on a Tightrope]

Hard as fuck

jefvel responds:

yup, here's a playthrough if you want some tips how to win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUGwE6V7VA

[Pewt 'em Up!]

The game itself is good. Story and gameplay is really good.
But what is better - the attitude of the creator. This person really cares about making the best game possible, is also very patient, very kind, and very helpful. My praise doesn't mean much, but trust me, a person that is this determined to improve the work, will go really far.
Hopefully, you will be able to make some money on your works.

Kitadashi responds:

Thank you so much for your kind words! It means a lot to me. 🍀

[Peeing Strawberry Clock]

I have a problem that I cannot explain.

Let's say that women very often use the "you have a small dick" insult. Well, what if women didn't like giant penises either? What if a woman told you that your dick is too big, and you are not allowed an entrance? What would you do? Would you go mad, or would you cut off your penis? The choice is yours

Little-Rena responds:

IDK I don't have a penis

[Sinister Rites]

Some people might wonder why am I scoring high, "tell us mr fuckoffasshole, why do you love this and why".

The answer is simple - flash games are easy to play and they work flawlessly. No bugs, no problems, no frustation and smooth gameplay. Correct balance between fun, difficulty and story, and has a recognizable RZ style. No pretentiousness, no stupid over-the-top graphics that either crash the browser, or are a substitute for gameplay. The game harkens back to the glory days of NG, where creators were making simpler games, but with much bigger replay value. It's nice to see some old school veterans still being good at this, and keeping the quality over the years. I might edit this review (or not), because I don't think I managed to put all the reasons the way I feel, but that's the reality - this game should be analyzed by aspiring creators in how to make a good game. Simple as, nothing fancy. And yet, it eludes plenty of people, who get bitchy, when someone points them out the flaws and bugs in their games. Also, you should support RunningZombie.

So to answer your question - why should I not love this game?

RunningZombie responds:

You're always one of the first to play and review my games and I really appreciate the kind words. I always make sure to add a bunch of medals for users like yourself on that medal grind.

[BLOOD MOON]

Great game. Really. Too bad it crashes. But then again, it wouldn't be a plufmot game if it didn't crash.

plufmot responds:

Ahaha it's not my fault. It's the NG API plugin for GMS2's fault. If you disable medals it works perfect.