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[Pico Character Creator!]

okay so in order to get the hank medal you need to use different nose than madness nose.

FOR FUCK SAKE HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK THIS UP? The madness nose is literally the iconic one. If I didn't like this game, I would rate 0 for such blasphemy

the code for hank should be 6-11-2-0-4-0-19-8-0-6-4-0
so to anyone who wants that medal, use the code above, and try different noses, until you get the medal

Keeby10 responds:

oh wait really? thats messed up. ill bring that up with the code guys, its not supposed to be that way.

[Daxolissian System: Espionage]

The logo of lashmush is badass. That's the only thing I can say about your game. Thanks for introducing me to him, I will spend some money on his music. And frankly, I feel like a total asshole, because judging from your enthusiasm, you basically spent your whole life designing the game. Thing is, if it's too easy to die at the beginning of the game, because the controls are too unforgiving, or rather, too tedious, then it's not a good game. There are plenty of creators on NG, who put less effort than you did, and the final results were legendary. Yes, I am dissing you, and yes, I feel bad about it, because you don't deserve it, but you're going to get it anyway. Tough life.

The controls, or rather, lack of proper control of the plane is the biggest issue and the enemy of you getting the 5/5 rating.

3p0ch responds:

Yeah Lashmush is frickin' badass :3

I added medals to see how far people make it through the game, and it might be too early to draw conclusions but right now 26 people have started and 6 have made it through level 1 so I gotta admit you're right and it turned out much harder for most people than I expected it to be, and all the effort that went into the rest of the game means nothing to people who don't make it there.

Back with Daxolissian System: Cat's Eye I knew difficulty would be a problem and added cheats to let people soften it up some, but in the medals on that game no one actually finished it with cheats turned on, so adding an easier option to this game probably wouldn't be a good solution.

Since I'm purely a hobbyist who's not trying to make money from the game I don't need to give a crap about the ratings; if a handful of hardcore gamers check it out and think it kicks ass then that'll be good enough for me. But I wish there were a good mechanism to get feedback from a broad range of people with varying skill levels during beta testing so I could tweak things to make it more enjoyable for more people -- I got very few replies to forum threads along the lines of "please check out my game in beta" with Cat's Eye and this game.

[Arcane Maiden]

Flash is dead they said. But how can flash be dead, if Arcana Maiden exist? Good job, mofo, to say that I'm impressed. I use old school flash player, as I have a 2 computers, one with xp, and one with modern windows, so I'm the old schoolest of them all. Eat shit steve jobs, and rot in pieces, you hack!

One thing - it should be more prominently highlighted which skills I have at which level - different colors would probably help

There also seems to be a problem with saving game

MidNightMaren responds:

You should try and play it on Ruffle also to compare it with the Flash version. Ruffle actually emulates this game really well and it runs slippery smooth!

Saving on Flash uses cookies from the browser. So if those are clean your saves are gone. Althought I tryed and it seemed to work just fine for me, I'll make a few extra tests on other browsers as well to make sure.

Thank you for playing

[Jaded Slasher]

Hey that's some fucking good music. I mean, really fucking good music. Nice to see that you can actually release a good game instead of these trivia quizes.

Please upload the music from the menu. Thanks in advance

applessmillion responds:

Uploaded! You can find the music here: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1007796
Thanks for the review!

[Torture the Blammer]

how can flash be ded if flash is live?!1 maek flash game about killing steve jobs (I know he ded, but that's why he should be killed again), or him doing blow jobs to flash

Little-Rena responds:

Long live the flash!

[[BTNverse] There is nothing here.]

From the very intro I knew that I would like the game.

The first time I've played it, for some reason shooting made the game lag. I've refreshed the browser and it was okay then.

Very well made, very FAIR, which is something I always ask for, and consider it the minimum that the creator should do.

Also, pretty powerful message. Damn, I would like to be that dude and destroy everything.

Good job, no wonder it's frontpaged

adriendittrick responds:

Glad you had fun in my power fantasy :)

[World War Wizards]

So if I die, I start from the beginning? I died fighting the second boss, because his lazer is an insta-death that is hard to avoid.

I don't like it. Also, nazis are overdone. Why not communists for once?

EDIT: I see. I'm sorry I didn't give you negative points then. Fuck communism

GoodL responds:

Yes, that's how roguelites work.

And I like killing nazis because I'm a communist. :)

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2020]

God I hate christmas :)
This year, I will work during christmas, because fuck christmas
I will also work during new years eve, because fuck new years eve as well

Good job, though
It seems like with every year, the series improves and surprisingly, lags less
It flows better, the art is better, the music is better, and it's also implemented better.
Usually it's the other way, so I will say the same thing that my manager told me after I did a huge workload - good job - and then leave without a handshake.

Ave satan

GeoKureli responds:

good review

*shakes hand*

[Crystal Charge]

"Are you single"
G-g-g-guys you make me blush. You're not the first dandy to ask me that, though

albeit walkthrough would be fine I guess, stuck at level 13

Jordio94 responds:

Ah well, it can't hurt to ask. And here's a walkthrough if you still need it: https://vimeo.com/570599400

[TEXT 'N' DRIVE]

Game with a serious and intelligent message? Also, not crashing my computer and working perfectly? What the hell man? What happened to you?

In regards to the game - it's always the fault of the women. Why that stupid biatch was texting him for fuck sake? Fucking women logic "I hate you typing while driving, so I'll text you about it while you drive"

plufmot responds:

Bahaha never thought I'd see the day where you give me a 5/5
Also who said the person on the phone was a woman?