fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Key (Arcade Version)]

Okay, so finally I am 100% certain that "open 50 keys" medal is not working. I managed to get 55.

chekbo44 responds:

unfortunately i never debugged the game since i considered it to be a prototype only, i will probably one day do a full version why i hope why not

[Boho in Baller Land]

Okay, I figured it out. To skip cutscenes press block instead of space.
After the "fight" intro screen, don't press anything for a moment, until the select level screen fully loads. Then press space.

Still, the character is invisible. As in, I don't see him. I do see enemies.

ninjamuffin99 responds:

huh woops. Also on the cutscene thing you should be able to press anything, but its a bit finicky as it was one of the last things to be implemented and i was awake for over 24hrs straight at that point in time lolol so i may have coded stupidly. I'll polish up a few things though thanku, like tryin to figure out what you mean when the character is invisible

[Counting Match Three]

Like usual, awesome! Simple concept, but engaging

Shuinvy responds:

Thanks for your admiring :)
Though it's my last FLASH game :(
I hope I can make html5 games in the future!
Thanks for your supporting, too!

[CoAx]

What you failed to mention is that to get the first medal, you need both 103 gold, and 19 red gold! That makes a hell lot of a difference. Otherwise, the idea is good, but the execution is.... well do you really want me to say it?

EDIT: let's just say that the execution does not encourage the player to dwell for too long in the game. Hey, but the idea is cool

Mondauthor responds:

Yes, I want you to say it. The Medal is called 'CoAx 19/103' with the 19 in red and the 103 in yellow, so I did mention it. I just did it graphically rather than with words.

EDIT: WooHoo 213! I should make a YT Video...yep.

[Orcish Rage 2: Conquest]

The game is way too complex to master. Too many things to understand before you can enjoy it. You are overwhelming the player with the knowledge, and expect us to master the game right off the bat. Like, really. Is this supposed to be a game, or test for MENSA?

Chekisteg responds:

Thank you for your respond! I've tried to make this game much more easy to understand. My skills was not enough to make good tutorial :( I'll try to make some more tips/instructions in future updates

[Love Is A Battlefield DX]

Short, simple, kinda fun. The idea with health bar is interesting.
I only wish there was some kind of twist at the end. And why does it always have to blondes? Why it can't be a ginger for once?

F1Krazy responds:

There's no real reason I made her blonde, tbh, it's just what I went with. Glad you enjoyed it!

[The Grand Grimoire Chronicles - Episode 1]

What can I say, I like your games, and there was only one spot where I was stuck (you know which one), so maybe *hint*, in future make it a little more obvious? Still, you slowly develop your own style, and that's good. Since The Lost Temple, you seem to hit the right stride, especially with storytelling.

JeffreyDriver responds:

Thanks, I appreciate it. I think (and hope) that the "Grand Grimoire" series will continue into something relatively successful and that balances difficulty properly.

As for The Lost Temple, what can I say? Just the other day I attempted the Lost Temple II and got really annoyed at how difficult it was! I can't believe it scored as well as it did, it's far too hard. I mean, I actually got angry and rage quit my own game.

[Apexyll]

Unique, beautifully made and original and challenging. WOW, literally nothing to complain about. You sure have a talent

JauqGames responds:

I greatly appreciate the compliments. I always strive to improve off of what I've done in the past. I'm currently quite proud of what I've been able to accomplish here.

Thanks,
JauqAr

[Ultimo Games 2019 Gifts]

Pretty fun little ditty. Nice short little joke game. Anyway
PROTIP: start with connecting the power cord, otherwise you won't get any medals!

EDIT: I gave it 5, but don't know why it shows 4
EDIT EDIT: aaah, if you edit the review it shows your previous rating I see
EDIT EDIT EDIT: I also don't know why it was set as hidden, but some things you will never know

UltimoGames responds:

thanks fuckoffasshole!

[Friday Night Death Slot]

Great idea, and could be a huge hit, but booooooy, it has a lot of things to improve, like, I don't even know where to start. Basically, you would have to remade this game from scratch. I know that there is an assist mode, but it doesn't fix the problems with this game in terms of balance, controls, and basically everything else.

But you're certainly onto something great and legendary.

Despedite responds:

Hey, "fuckoffasshole"! This was made for a game jam and the feedback I got was basically about the game's difficulty, which I tried to fix with Assist Mode in an update - the Newgrounds commenters are being more unbiased and giving me a lot of good pointers on which areas to improve.
Controls is an area which I see a lot of people are struggling on, and I'll make sure to tighten those up before getting started with (more) level design in a future update, or remake of the game as you suggested. Thank you for playing, I'm glad you enjoyed it!