fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Arcane Maiden]

Flash is dead they said. But how can flash be dead, if Arcana Maiden exist? Good job, mofo, to say that I'm impressed. I use old school flash player, as I have a 2 computers, one with xp, and one with modern windows, so I'm the old schoolest of them all. Eat shit steve jobs, and rot in pieces, you hack!

One thing - it should be more prominently highlighted which skills I have at which level - different colors would probably help

There also seems to be a problem with saving game

MidNightMaren responds:

You should try and play it on Ruffle also to compare it with the Flash version. Ruffle actually emulates this game really well and it runs slippery smooth!

Saving on Flash uses cookies from the browser. So if those are clean your saves are gone. Althought I tryed and it seemed to work just fine for me, I'll make a few extra tests on other browsers as well to make sure.

Thank you for playing

[Jaded Slasher]

Hey that's some fucking good music. I mean, really fucking good music. Nice to see that you can actually release a good game instead of these trivia quizes.

Please upload the music from the menu. Thanks in advance

applessmillion responds:

Uploaded! You can find the music here: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1007796
Thanks for the review!

[Heck House - A Chilluminati Adventure]

Fuck illuminati, rotschilds, soros, bill gates. Fuck vaccination, plandemy and new world order.
Game is okay, has maniac mansion feel, but seriously, the threat is real, just like many of the so-called conspiracies turned out to be real last year as well

[Torture the Blammer]

how can flash be ded if flash is live?!1 maek flash game about killing steve jobs (I know he ded, but that's why he should be killed again), or him doing blow jobs to flash

Little-Radiodemon responds:

Long live the flash!

[Flavouride]

These days I feel like giving 5 to anyone who makes a working game on newgrounds,
which seems to be a lost art among the new crop of game creators.

You don't have to improve, just keep the standard you have now, because you're one of the last remaining reliable content makers.

That your game works, doesn't lag and has everything tested and whatsnot is a very controversial creative move on your part. Dare I say, it makes you a contrarian. I didn't check whether the medals work, but people seem to unlock them.

EDIT; holy shit not only medals works, but they recheck after relaunching the game. And hey! This game also saves your progress! How rad is that?

And I didn't even mention the beautiful graphics and unique, original jumping system

[MyRevengeWillBeTerrible]

Should be called "My Game Will Be Terrible"

Incredible that it lags so hard and that the buttons are either unresponsive or do whatever the fuck they want with complete disregard to what I press

Completely unplayable

[[BTNverse] There is nothing here.]

From the very intro I knew that I would like the game.

The first time I've played it, for some reason shooting made the game lag. I've refreshed the browser and it was okay then.

Very well made, very FAIR, which is something I always ask for, and consider it the minimum that the creator should do.

Also, pretty powerful message. Damn, I would like to be that dude and destroy everything.

Good job, no wonder it's frontpaged

adriendittrick responds:

Glad you had fun in my power fantasy :)

[World War Wizards]

So if I die, I start from the beginning? I died fighting the second boss, because his lazer is an insta-death that is hard to avoid.

I don't like it. Also, nazis are overdone. Why not communists for once?

EDIT: I see. I'm sorry I didn't give you negative points then. Fuck communism

GoodL responds:

Yes, that's how roguelites work.

And I like killing nazis because I'm a communist. :)

[Tankmas ADVENTure 2020]

God I hate christmas :)
This year, I will work during christmas, because fuck christmas
I will also work during new years eve, because fuck new years eve as well

Good job, though
It seems like with every year, the series improves and surprisingly, lags less
It flows better, the art is better, the music is better, and it's also implemented better.
Usually it's the other way, so I will say the same thing that my manager told me after I did a huge workload - good job - and then leave without a handshake.

Ave satan

GeoKureli responds:

good review

*shakes hand*

[Crystal Charge]

"Are you single"
G-g-g-guys you make me blush. You're not the first dandy to ask me that, though

albeit walkthrough would be fine I guess, stuck at level 13

Jordio94 responds:

Ah well, it can't hurt to ask. And here's a walkthrough if you still need it: https://vimeo.com/570599400