fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Great Magicians Curse]

Mein gott in himmel, I am only one of the 19 people who had all of the medals, among 17 363 views.

Yes, it's THAT hard. I wanted to say that I enjoyed it, but I didn't. But I didn't hate it either.
It was a very tough experience, but then again, all your games are like that. Tough.
If I would compare how does it feel to play your games, I would say that it's like having a week long constipation.

But still, there is literally nothing about this game that I can criticize, as the game is the epitome of challenging. It's not impossible, it just requires a lot of learning and trial and error.

[The Shadow Realms Arcade]

Shadow Realms might be your best series. I'm a huge fan of horror and spooky stories.

[I Love You 2 - Revisited]

Freud would have a field day with this game.

I miss the creativity and originality of the last decade (in terms of indie art games)
Anyway, pretty nice story and ending. Game can be a little frustrating at parts, but it's good.

[Hex Blocks Puzzle]

I already said it to the author, but now, I'm saying it publicly.

I love puzzle games. There are some minor blah blahs, but the author knows, and he (or she) will fix it soon. Don't worry.

The reason why I write this review is, because I achieved the impossible - I've beaten 300 of the big board levels. I've earned that medal. I'm no longer a human being. The point is, I hope that the requirement for that medal will not change. This medal is reserved for people who are dedicated to puzzles. Remove infidels, puzzle war now.

Jokes aside, very good game, much much better than previous ones, and I'm always happy when independent developers finally make it. More indie devs = better games = happiness = peace in the world = Utopia. Keep it in mind, reviewers. Simple game, but it's gonna be a hit.

suntemple responds:

Thx for the inspiring words man!

[Sint or Santa]

what the fuck is sint? first time I've seen that word in my life.

Barricados responds:

dunno.. I just work here. But some say he's an old bearded man in a funny dress, who encourages your parents to buy you presents once a year.

[Vintage Game Shop]

Great! Great! Great!

I love games involving economy / business!

It's a proof that all you need to make a great game is an idea. The graphics aren't spectacular,
but they serve their purpose. I wish there were more items, though. 100 looks like a magical number.

I already PMed some suggestions and ideas in regards to balancing the game a little for newcomers, though. It might be a little hard at first, but once you slowly build up your funds, it becomes much much easier. If only it was that easy to earn money in the real world....

[Layin' Pipe]

I really enjoy your stuff, and it seems like you are getting better with each game.
Harambe was better drawn, but this one is okay too.

You should finally do an A+ heavy sex game with that voice actress of yours.
And remember if you do, detailed nipples are very important. Not many people give any care about that, instead putting more details on pussy.

DeSaGames responds:

Ah, Fuckoffasshole, how lovely to hear from you again!

Layin' Pipe and For Harambe were drawn by two separate people, but worry not the gal who worked on Harambe, Criminal, Pizza Man and Extra Pepperoni is in the process for providing art for another game as we speak ;)

[Free Afternoon]

Finally the game is not "under judgement".

Anyway, great little fun game you did here.
I really enjoyed your creativity. For a short game, you put a lot of attention to details.
It's amazing to see how much you improved over the year.

axoona responds:

Hey thank's, that's really good to hear!

[MarsQuest]

Very enjoyable game. It was really engaging. The graphics are 80s retro, but you can get used to it.
While I managed to beat the game on my own, without help, I did have to guess what some of the eatable stuff was for. Still, it was very intuitive.

I do feel that "curing the jade" should be worth 100 points, since it's the final task you can do in the game.

All in all, go full pro, bro!

dacaldera responds:

Dude, thanks for playing. Awesome that you were able to beat it. I just bumped up the score to 100 for the final medal. Thanks for the advice.