fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hex Blocks Puzzle]

I already said it to the author, but now, I'm saying it publicly.

I love puzzle games. There are some minor blah blahs, but the author knows, and he (or she) will fix it soon. Don't worry.

The reason why I write this review is, because I achieved the impossible - I've beaten 300 of the big board levels. I've earned that medal. I'm no longer a human being. The point is, I hope that the requirement for that medal will not change. This medal is reserved for people who are dedicated to puzzles. Remove infidels, puzzle war now.

Jokes aside, very good game, much much better than previous ones, and I'm always happy when independent developers finally make it. More indie devs = better games = happiness = peace in the world = Utopia. Keep it in mind, reviewers. Simple game, but it's gonna be a hit.

suntemple responds:

Thx for the inspiring words man!

[Sint or Santa]

what the fuck is sint? first time I've seen that word in my life.

Barricados responds:

dunno.. I just work here. But some say he's an old bearded man in a funny dress, who encourages your parents to buy you presents once a year.

[Vintage Game Shop]

Great! Great! Great!

I love games involving economy / business!

It's a proof that all you need to make a great game is an idea. The graphics aren't spectacular,
but they serve their purpose. I wish there were more items, though. 100 looks like a magical number.

I already PMed some suggestions and ideas in regards to balancing the game a little for newcomers, though. It might be a little hard at first, but once you slowly build up your funds, it becomes much much easier. If only it was that easy to earn money in the real world....

[Layin' Pipe]

I really enjoy your stuff, and it seems like you are getting better with each game.
Harambe was better drawn, but this one is okay too.

You should finally do an A+ heavy sex game with that voice actress of yours.
And remember if you do, detailed nipples are very important. Not many people give any care about that, instead putting more details on pussy.

DeSaGames responds:

Ah, Fuckoffasshole, how lovely to hear from you again!

Layin' Pipe and For Harambe were drawn by two separate people, but worry not the gal who worked on Harambe, Criminal, Pizza Man and Extra Pepperoni is in the process for providing art for another game as we speak ;)

[Free Afternoon]

Finally the game is not "under judgement".

Anyway, great little fun game you did here.
I really enjoyed your creativity. For a short game, you put a lot of attention to details.
It's amazing to see how much you improved over the year.

axoona responds:

Hey thank's, that's really good to hear!

[MarsQuest]

Very enjoyable game. It was really engaging. The graphics are 80s retro, but you can get used to it.
While I managed to beat the game on my own, without help, I did have to guess what some of the eatable stuff was for. Still, it was very intuitive.

I do feel that "curing the jade" should be worth 100 points, since it's the final task you can do in the game.

All in all, go full pro, bro!

dacaldera responds:

Dude, thanks for playing. Awesome that you were able to beat it. I just bumped up the score to 100 for the final medal. Thanks for the advice.

[Photon Baby]

Protip: you don't have to beat the whole game to unlock Hard Mode medal, only the final boss.
Just so you know. Hard as fuck, though. Sometimes

[Pillow City]

Well, the trophies should be quicker
Having to kill 300 everything is dumb.
The harder the enemy is the less should be required

However, I noticed that there is a way to summon the desirable monsters.
To summon lickers / shitters / vomiters, just stay where you are, and they should appear
If you want Iluheads, you have to move a little beyond your car visibility, etc.
I'm speaking about "defend the car" route, which is the most frequent shit to happen
during gameplay. Experiment on your own, for the results you need, but the only problem are the last 6 / 8 types of villains to complete. It's weird that so far only one person had balls to grind it.

The game is good, but I do want to punch your guts for such requirements.

[Hitting Stuff at a Building]

Holy shit! You're still alive? I am just writing now a review for barf.

So many medals, I wonder if I can get them all.
Probably not, because I'm lazy, and your games are annoying as fuck. Especially this one.
The game feels like a rain on my wedding day. Or a traffic jam, when I'm already late.

I always wondered if Barf accepted Satan as his savior and lord.
It seems that Barf's inspiration is to destroy the sanctitties, and this game is not an exception.
After all, destroying a building, destroying floors feels like a metaphor for destroying christianity.
It still feels very mild after a sperm cowboy, and a cute tiger cub cthulhing the world...

Let's get down to business, I think that there should be more chances for player
Maybe upgrades? Don't punish the player too much, I feel that this game would work better,
if it was more party-like. The music itself feels like an invitation for fun, so maybe the gameplay should reflect that a little more? Both the idea and the execution are not bad, it just that they need
a little Polish, I don't know. Just sayin'. Nice choice of sound loops. Pretty gud.

Very comfy.

Feels weird to be part of history.