fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sinister Rites]

Some people might wonder why am I scoring high, "tell us mr fuckoffasshole, why do you love this and why".

The answer is simple - flash games are easy to play and they work flawlessly. No bugs, no problems, no frustation and smooth gameplay. Correct balance between fun, difficulty and story, and has a recognizable RZ style. No pretentiousness, no stupid over-the-top graphics that either crash the browser, or are a substitute for gameplay. The game harkens back to the glory days of NG, where creators were making simpler games, but with much bigger replay value. It's nice to see some old school veterans still being good at this, and keeping the quality over the years. I might edit this review (or not), because I don't think I managed to put all the reasons the way I feel, but that's the reality - this game should be analyzed by aspiring creators in how to make a good game. Simple as, nothing fancy. And yet, it eludes plenty of people, who get bitchy, when someone points them out the flaws and bugs in their games. Also, you should support RunningZombie.

So to answer your question - why should I not love this game?

RunningZombie responds:

You're always one of the first to play and review my games and I really appreciate the kind words. I always make sure to add a bunch of medals for users like yourself on that medal grind.

[Behold the Egg]

Walkthrough.

1) Launch the game for the first time and play for a minute or two.
2) Refresh the page, so the game breaks and it's easier to manage the egg
3) Start the game again
4) Lower the temperature of the egg to -20
5) Start any task, don't turn around / move until the task disappears from the computer
6) Repeat the steps 4 & 5 until you win.

You don't need sound btw, turn it off, because it's annoying.

[BLOOD MOON]

Great game. Really. Too bad it crashes. But then again, it wouldn't be a plufmot game if it didn't crash.

plufmot responds:

Ahaha it's not my fault. It's the NG API plugin for GMS2's fault. If you disable medals it works perfect.

[Highschool Bathroom Simulator]

Yes, yes yes, just yes. I wouldn't mind a downloadable version of this game.
I love the humor and the art style. It's short, but it feels epic and huge.

I urge everyone to vote this for the best submission of june.

[Pico Character Creator!]

okay so in order to get the hank medal you need to use different nose than madness nose.

FOR FUCK SAKE HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK THIS UP? The madness nose is literally the iconic one. If I didn't like this game, I would rate 0 for such blasphemy

the code for hank should be 6-11-2-0-4-0-19-8-0-6-4-0
so to anyone who wants that medal, use the code above, and try different noses, until you get the medal

Keeby10 responds:

oh wait really? thats messed up. ill bring that up with the code guys, its not supposed to be that way.

[The Wow Game]

I like it. Not only it's in glorious FLASH (HAIL!), it's actually pretty clever and FUUUUN. I am really proud to have medals from this game.

[Happy Pico Day]

Thank you.

Please consider making A version with giving Pico the dick (in the mouth of course)

[Time to Kill]

Thank you for fixing stuff. I am really impressed. Usually people are too lazy for that, and for that alone you deserve 5.

This version is thousand times better and much more fair, without sacrificing the idea of the game.

I was positively surprised that I got A grade on my first try, and I have an incentive to try harder and go for S grade. Wish me luck.

Thank you again

[Red Light Green Light]

Zabujard my dear friend, I think that you lost your edginess over time. It's a matter of time before you start submitting disney friendly shit

[The Breach]

What the hell happened to berzerk studios? You were the best :(