fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Highschool Bathroom Simulator]

Yes, yes yes, just yes. I wouldn't mind a downloadable version of this game.
I love the humor and the art style. It's short, but it feels epic and huge.

I urge everyone to vote this for the best submission of june.

[Pico Character Creator!]

okay so in order to get the hank medal you need to use different nose than madness nose.

FOR FUCK SAKE HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK THIS UP? The madness nose is literally the iconic one. If I didn't like this game, I would rate 0 for such blasphemy

the code for hank should be 6-11-2-0-4-0-19-8-0-6-4-0
so to anyone who wants that medal, use the code above, and try different noses, until you get the medal

Keeby10 responds:

oh wait really? thats messed up. ill bring that up with the code guys, its not supposed to be that way.

[The Wow Game]

I like it. Not only it's in glorious FLASH (HAIL!), it's actually pretty clever and FUUUUN. I am really proud to have medals from this game.

[Happy Pico Day]

Thank you.

Please consider making A version with giving Pico the dick (in the mouth of course)

[Time to Kill]

Thank you for fixing stuff. I am really impressed. Usually people are too lazy for that, and for that alone you deserve 5.

This version is thousand times better and much more fair, without sacrificing the idea of the game.

I was positively surprised that I got A grade on my first try, and I have an incentive to try harder and go for S grade. Wish me luck.

Thank you again

[Red Light Green Light]

Zabujard my dear friend, I think that you lost your edginess over time. It's a matter of time before you start submitting disney friendly shit

[The Breach]

What the hell happened to berzerk studios? You were the best :(

[Colour My Fate]

Fucking nostalgia man, it's killing me

[Daxolissian System: Espionage]

The logo of lashmush is badass. That's the only thing I can say about your game. Thanks for introducing me to him, I will spend some money on his music. And frankly, I feel like a total asshole, because judging from your enthusiasm, you basically spent your whole life designing the game. Thing is, if it's too easy to die at the beginning of the game, because the controls are too unforgiving, or rather, too tedious, then it's not a good game. There are plenty of creators on NG, who put less effort than you did, and the final results were legendary. Yes, I am dissing you, and yes, I feel bad about it, because you don't deserve it, but you're going to get it anyway. Tough life.

The controls, or rather, lack of proper control of the plane is the biggest issue and the enemy of you getting the 5/5 rating.

3p0ch responds:

Yeah Lashmush is frickin' badass :3

I added medals to see how far people make it through the game, and it might be too early to draw conclusions but right now 26 people have started and 6 have made it through level 1 so I gotta admit you're right and it turned out much harder for most people than I expected it to be, and all the effort that went into the rest of the game means nothing to people who don't make it there.

Back with Daxolissian System: Cat's Eye I knew difficulty would be a problem and added cheats to let people soften it up some, but in the medals on that game no one actually finished it with cheats turned on, so adding an easier option to this game probably wouldn't be a good solution.

Since I'm purely a hobbyist who's not trying to make money from the game I don't need to give a crap about the ratings; if a handful of hardcore gamers check it out and think it kicks ass then that'll be good enough for me. But I wish there were a good mechanism to get feedback from a broad range of people with varying skill levels during beta testing so I could tweak things to make it more enjoyable for more people -- I got very few replies to forum threads along the lines of "please check out my game in beta" with Cat's Eye and this game.

[Spooksville, USA - The Sequel to Heck House]

Game is good, but jesus christ, I wish I could redesign characters. I don't want to play as a soyboy, I have self-esteem. Also, very very bad choice for "help" button, because it opens "quick find" in the browse, also the movement is too slow, but then again, they're fat, so it's realistic

EDIT: it seems like refreshing the browser speed up the performance. Okay, they might be pathetic bearded soyboys, but I must admit, they're likeable (but they're going to die as virgins, though)