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Hard as fuck

jefvel responds:

yup, here's a playthrough if you want some tips how to win: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByUGwE6V7VA

The game itself is good. Story and gameplay is really good.
But what is better - the attitude of the creator. This person really cares about making the best game possible, is also very patient, very kind, and very helpful. My praise doesn't mean much, but trust me, a person that is this determined to improve the work, will go really far.
Hopefully, you will be able to make some money on your works.

Kitadashi responds:

Thank you so much for your kind words! It means a lot to me. 🍀

I have a problem that I cannot explain.

Let's say that women very often use the "you have a small dick" insult. Well, what if women didn't like giant penises either? What if a woman told you that your dick is too big, and you are not allowed an entrance? What would you do? Would you go mad, or would you cut off your penis? The choice is yours

Little-Rena responds:

IDK I don't have a penis

Some people might wonder why am I scoring high, "tell us mr fuckoffasshole, why do you love this and why".

The answer is simple - flash games are easy to play and they work flawlessly. No bugs, no problems, no frustation and smooth gameplay. Correct balance between fun, difficulty and story, and has a recognizable RZ style. No pretentiousness, no stupid over-the-top graphics that either crash the browser, or are a substitute for gameplay. The game harkens back to the glory days of NG, where creators were making simpler games, but with much bigger replay value. It's nice to see some old school veterans still being good at this, and keeping the quality over the years. I might edit this review (or not), because I don't think I managed to put all the reasons the way I feel, but that's the reality - this game should be analyzed by aspiring creators in how to make a good game. Simple as, nothing fancy. And yet, it eludes plenty of people, who get bitchy, when someone points them out the flaws and bugs in their games. Also, you should support RunningZombie.

So to answer your question - why should I not love this game?

RunningZombie responds:

You're always one of the first to play and review my games and I really appreciate the kind words. I always make sure to add a bunch of medals for users like yourself on that medal grind.

Walkthrough.

1) Launch the game for the first time and play for a minute or two.
2) Refresh the page, so the game breaks and it's easier to manage the egg
3) Start the game again
4) Lower the temperature of the egg to -20
5) Start any task, don't turn around / move until the task disappears from the computer
6) Repeat the steps 4 & 5 until you win.

You don't need sound btw, turn it off, because it's annoying.

Great game. Really. Too bad it crashes. But then again, it wouldn't be a plufmot game if it didn't crash.

plufmot responds:

Ahaha it's not my fault. It's the NG API plugin for GMS2's fault. If you disable medals it works perfect.

Yes, yes yes, just yes. I wouldn't mind a downloadable version of this game.
I love the humor and the art style. It's short, but it feels epic and huge.

I urge everyone to vote this for the best submission of june.

okay so in order to get the hank medal you need to use different nose than madness nose.

FOR FUCK SAKE HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK THIS UP? The madness nose is literally the iconic one. If I didn't like this game, I would rate 0 for such blasphemy

the code for hank should be 6-11-2-0-4-0-19-8-0-6-4-0
so to anyone who wants that medal, use the code above, and try different noses, until you get the medal

Keeby10 responds:

oh wait really? thats messed up. ill bring that up with the code guys, its not supposed to be that way.

I like it. Not only it's in glorious FLASH (HAIL!), it's actually pretty clever and FUUUUN. I am really proud to have medals from this game.

Thank you.

Please consider making A version with giving Pico the dick (in the mouth of course)

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