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hard game, and very unfair (not enough money, too many options to choose, and as such, difficult to combine the items), but interesting. your biggest sin is that you made a game that would be epic, but you limit it by being unnecessarily hard, making the gameplay session too short with not enough space or money to contain anything complex.

I've read your blogpost and you are thinking in a very incorrect direction - don't think about making it harder - you can always create HARD mode for that. Instead, think how the player can customize the gameplay to suit his/her own needs. It's always better to give options to players, instead of chosing for them. It also makes the game live longer, the more options they have.

also, there's not much you can do during battle, so the option of making it much faster all-the-time would be more than nice

another thing, shooters should shoot the best option, I hate when the archer shoots an already cursed enemy for fuck sake, I know I don't have to curse from the start, but then again, the sooner I curse someone, the better for me.

also, if you lose all hearts, you should have an option to replay the last battle, because like I said, it's too random and unfair, so it's all about luck

also, why the game doesn't autosave? sure, it's not long (unfortunately), but still... saving option would probably be good to try different purchases options without losing good lineup

The first time I've reached the king I thought that this was overkill. And even when I've beaten him, I still do.

QUICK RESTART is a must, because from the start you have to be extra efficient, and if you don't get what you need, there's no point in further playing.

Not sure what is the point of mandatory clicking on the witch every time new tier is unlocked.

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And how I won? Boy, it was SUCH A WEIRD WIN!
I almost closed the tab, because I had no hopes of winning, just was curious to see how it plays out.

first row: nurse lv2., pig butcher lv. 2, summoner lv. 2 - all with bone extra
second row: bard lv. 3, skull lv. 3 buffed to hell and back, charmer lv. 2, rat lv. 2 (that was earlier buffed with the granny that gives extra life) - all with bone extra
third row: assassin lv. 2, archer lv. 2, lizard shooter lv. 2 - all except archer with bone

+ curse book lv. 2 I used on third row knights with defence extra.

As can be seen, the bone extra is a must to make the characters survive simply longer and spam the attack on the enemy.

It certainly helped that I managed to lose only 2 hearts for most of waves, except the penultimate and the final, otherwise I would lose, because I won with only one heart left. I knew that I couldn't beat king's sons, but I wanted to minimize damage. for the final wave I sold two chapels (one lv. 2) and one archer lv. 1. I barely won, but I did it without the big skeleton guy.

ALSO, there is one fuck-up I really hate, if you upgrade the character, it's important which you use to fuse - if you put a character with an extra buff to a character with no extra, you will lose said buff. but if you put a character without a buff onto a character with a buff, you'll keep the buff. If you fuse characters, you shouldn't lose any extra buff, PERIOD. This should be fixed.

Surprisingly great. If only other creators were like you...

I don't like the secret passage. First of all, the movement is TOO slippery, so it's near impossible to jump over. Secondly, because there's no checkpoints, getting through witches is frustrating (how in the flying fuck am I supposed to evade them in the castle?).

At least add one checkpoint at the witches sign for fuck sake, so I don't have to go through that tight corridor again and AGAIN. Make this a true birthday gift, for the sake of jack

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE THE SECRET PASSAGE EASIER

You should start making lectures to people on newgrounds about how to make a good game. Seriously, when you look at the shit that is being submitted, you wouldn't believe. You don't know how happy I am to finally find a good game on this godforsaken website. Especially that you recently submitted many good games.

TwistedByArt responds:

Thank you very much for the review, comments like this are always a great motivation for me to keep creating new games :)

I guess it was fun. Have a 5 so you won't hack me

St4rryQueen responds:

You have been spared...

SELF DEFIANT!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! GOD I MISSED YOU MAN

FLASH DIDN'T DIE, IT EVOLVED INTO RUFFLE! YOU WILL BE ALWAYS MY KING OF FLASH

selfdefiant responds:

Many, many thanks! I am very grateful to be able to continue using Flash! I added medals to this one! ;)

gaaaah I REALLY FUCKING HATE sport games X(

I don't think it's easy but it's probably because I didn't figure out the gameplay. And I don't feel like doing so.

I just don't like it, okay?

las maquinas de la muerte de la croissant le pleu pleu le flou flou la lumiere cinema grotesque obligeu

everyone who favorited this game should be shot in the head. I never had much hopes for humankind, but I'm still disappointed.

solutions for the light pollutions (just copypaste them), a freebie, if you will, I don't think anyone should struggle with this, because it's not worth your time whatsoever:
CH4+2O2->CO2+2H2O
2CH4->C2H2+3H2
CO2+4H2->CH4+2H2O
2CH4+O2->2CH3OH
CH4+H2O->CO+3H2
CH4+CO2->2CO+2H2
CO+3H2->CH4+H2O
3C2H2->C6H6
2C6H6+15O2->12CO2+6H2O

Full credit goes to @qwerty741 for all the HARD WORK in figuring them out. I don't think it was that "easily found" as the author claims. I kneel before qwerty's brain and his style as well as humbleness, politeness and class - he's everything I am not. Newgrounds should be proud to have such user among its ranks.

In order to gain the medals, what you need is to copypaste the formula, buy the required ingredients and hover with mouse over the formula - it probably won't result in gaining anything, because qwerty also discovered that it probably requires a specific amount of the ingredients for the formula to ignite, so the easiest way to farm money is to use the first given formula and gain money that way. In case the medals don't work, also add the formulas to the recipe list just in case.

Thankfully I am neither classful, nor polite, so I will speak up my mind. The game is bad which is a ridiculous understatement. It was done quickly, without a coherent thought, and never improved. Sure, you can say "it's a demo". But I will never understand why would anyone add medals to an unfinished game? There are better ways to catch someone's attention, and obviously, I don't think people want to catch negative attention. Also, it's worth noting that not a single game by this author is good, or truly finished. Thankfully the habit of spamming low quality games ended somewhere around 2021 - For that, I am truly grateful and bow down with grace.

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