fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[BAR-I-TONE]

impossible, make it beatable

it's really weird to see people gushing over something so undercooked, I guess it's not about standards, but rather whether they like someone. if the user is liked, he can submit garbage and get 5.

and what am I supposed to press when the ! appear on the screen?

DOJIMADOG responds:

get better at video games

[Weird Bunny Banana]

The main problem is that there are platforms which are too high and are not possible to get to, unless some miracle happens - an example would be the beginning of level 2 in woods. In level 4 another hard to get platform, but what makes it worse is some faggot throwing balls at me constantly.

I hate this game because of that. You should had changed it, it's embarrassingly awful. Whatever you wanted to achieve with this one, it failed spectacularly, as not many people bothered to beat it, or got secrets.

You did have some good games under your belt, which makes this game even more baffling.

[Clue Crew High School Mystery Escape]

SELF DEFIANT!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! GOD I MISSED YOU MAN

FLASH DIDN'T DIE, IT EVOLVED INTO RUFFLE! YOU WILL BE ALWAYS MY KING OF FLASH

selfdefiant responds:

Many, many thanks! I am very grateful to be able to continue using Flash! I added medals to this one! ;)

[The Jersey Shore Situation]

how in the flying fuck do you defeat him quickly?

YoinK responds:

Hold the mouse button down to charge your punch.

[TetraTopple]

it's impossible to reach 500 or 1000. it's very stressful, infuriating and not chill at all!

[Astero-dash]

it doesn't count succesfull missions, it also doesn't acknowledge "unlock everything". no wonder nobody got it X(

[⚫️ (dot)]

it wasn't made to be easy....
but was it made to be terrible?
the wasd controls don't work

[Portal Defenders: Fast Break!]

gaaaah I REALLY FUCKING HATE sport games X(

I don't think it's easy but it's probably because I didn't figure out the gameplay. And I don't feel like doing so.

I just don't like it, okay?

[Flappy Peppino]

las maquinas de la muerte de la croissant le pleu pleu le flou flou la lumiere cinema grotesque obligeu

[SageRage]

nobody asked, so I guess I have to do it
how do you get "cheapskate" and "Hundredaire "?

DaemonPlus responds:

Hundredaire is exactly what it sounds like, get $100. Cheapskate is hitting 5 Leftys without ever picking up any money, so, somehow survive 5 "attacks". :) It's uh... Hard.