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fuckoffasshole
Stop reading info about me, you fucking stalker.
People Hate Me Coz They Ain't Me
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I WILL OWN EVERYTHING AND I WILL BE HAPPY

''Medal Slut'' @fuckoffasshole

Age 83, X

Trying to get medals

Hiding in the woods

Joined on 12/28/14

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Sup. Commander
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Comments

I like what you've done with the place :)

really? like what?

@fuckoffasshole
I dunno, I guess i just like it is all <3

OKAY THEN, VISIT https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/958486
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

@fuckoffasshole
AFFIRMATIVO

LoL, really??

You should leave a blam review by saying that. I will enjoy it if you do that.

I'm banned and can't leave reviews. Thank you mods

@fuckoffasshole oh no. Is it permanent?

no, but I will be permabanned anyway. not because I call people retards, but because I make fun of mods. I CAN'T STOP MYSELF

@fuckoffasshole okay. Probably best to play it safe. Take care.

Forget about it. If you ever meet a mermaid, don't fuck her, kill her. It's serious. Never trust a mermaid, and yes, they are real and they DO exist. This is not a joke, and I'm not trying to be funny, nor attempt to fuck with you. AVOID MERMAIDS, they are usually found on the obscure shores. If you see one - throw it back intot the sea. Touching mermaid is bad luck, I could tell you about it. I don't have it in me to kill a living being, even if it's mermaid, but if you touch it, you will have bad luck, just like I do.

I mention this, because my neighbor found a mermaid and I told him to throw that shit back into the ocean, before it fucks us up. I'm also watching a short about how to deal with a mermaid, so I can be cautious

@fuckoffasshole crazy advice dude. I will avoid the mermaid while I can.

It's crazy until you meet one and you are gaslighted to pretend that what you just saw wasn't real. If you don't believe me, go to your nearest shore early in the morning and you will see them yourself.

@fuckoffasshole no thanks. It’s probably a waste of time. I’m better off avoiding them then going there. Besides, I live in a small town. It’s too far away to get there.

Smart thinking. You are actually right, sorry for risking your life, it's not worth it. It's just that people are annoying with their "mermaid question". Sorry again. Yes, avoid them.

so you were a legendary blammer

Dude, I was legendary blammed. Today I got banned for literally nothing, and TomFulp wants me to pay money for this experience? Do I look like a CUCK? All I complained about was that Newgrounds search is very bad, and plenty of content is just inaccessible, because we are not aware of the stuff that is on NG. This website is fucking terrible, and I will make it a problem every day for everyone, like the motto says.