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Total Medals Earned: 50,768 (From 5,764 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,241,715 Points

GLave

Medals Earned: 4/4 (80/80 points)

Invading the Building 10 Points

You can jump to any location!

Lacking Vision 10 Points

You got the best guns.

We're Going Through the Front 10 Points

Bullets are bee stings to the rhino's hide.

Lowrider 50 Points

You got a new set of... hover... pads.... rockets... >_>

Glean

Medals Earned: 8/8 (235/235 points)

Stranded 5 Points

Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.

Lost and Found 10 Points

Find all the lost items.

Modular Design 10 Points

Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.

Upgrade Started 10 Points

Upgrade one of your sub-systems.

Midpoint 25 Points

Complete 10 Objectives.

Unearth 25 Points

Uncover all the buried items.

Game Complete 50 Points

Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.

Upgrade Complete 100 Points

Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.

Glide

Medals Earned: 6/6 (80/80 points)

Endless 500 5 Points

Reach 500 in Endless Mode

Sprint 60 5 Points

Complete Sprint Mode within 60 Seconds

Endless 750 10 Points

Reach 750 in Endless Mode

Sprint 50 10 Points

Complete Sprint Mode within 50 Seconds

Endless 1000 25 Points

Reach 1000 in Endless Mode

Sprint 45 25 Points

Complete Sprint Mode within 45 Seconds

Glitch Lab

Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)

Game Over 25 Points

Finish the game

Collect all coins 50 Points

Just get 'em

Secret Medal ????? Points

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GLITCH.EXE

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

halfway_there 10 Points

Reach Wave 10

pc.protection_squad 25 Points

Complete the Game

hardcore_officer 50 Points

Complete the Game Without Upgrades

Glitchenstein

Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)

its alive 5 Points

Start fist Level

Cry Forrest Cry 10 Points

Starts Out in the Woods

Body Part Depot 50 Points

Found the Glitch Catacomb

Glitch is in da house 50 Points

Found the Glitchenstein outdoors house

New Monster on the Block 50 Points

start level 6

Tesla Cyber Punk 100 Points

Find the Red Brick house

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Glitcheon

Medals Earned: 4/13 (50/495 points)

Error Platform 5 Points

Unlock the error platform ability

Glitch Pulse 10 Points

Unlock the glitch pulse ability

Ad Unblocker 10 Points

Disable the adblocker

Beat the Game (Normal) 25 Points

Beat the game on the normal difficulty

Beat the Game (Hard) 50 Points

Beat the game on the hard difficulty

Beat the Game (Extreme) 100 Points

Beat the game on the extreme difficulty

Discover Fierce Foes 50 Points

Explore the ads and analytics centre and discover the secret lab, unlocking a new game mode

Beat the Fierce Foes 100 Points

Beat the game on any difficulty with fierce foes enabled for the whole game

Neolite City Health Up 10 Points

Unlock the Neolite City observation deck health upgrade

Bandwidth Control Site Health Up 25 Points

Unlock the Bandwidth Control Site health upgrade

Laboratory Health Up 50 Points

Unlock the Laboratory health upgrade

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Gloom

Medals Earned: 11/11 (500/500 points)

It Begins 5 Points

Deliver your first piece of firewood

Not Today 10 Points

Kill a Specter

Student of the Dark 10 Points

Score 1500 points

Acolyte of the Dark 25 Points

Score 3000 points

Fan the Flames 50 Points

Deliver 5 pieces of wood

Gladiator of the Dark 50 Points

Score 5000 points

Liege of the Dark 100 Points

Score 7500 points

One With the Dark 100 Points

Score 15,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Gloom: The Pyromancer

Medals Earned: 7/7 (390/390 points)

Pyromantic Prodigy 100 Points

Collect all 5 runes and encounter every monster in the same run

Cryptid Collector 100 Points

Complete the Omnibus

Runestone I 5 Points

Collect the first runestone

Runestone II 10 Points

Collect the second runestone

Runestone III 25 Points

Collect the third runestone

Runestone IV 50 Points

Collect the fourth runestone

Runestone V 100 Points

Collect the fifth runestone

GLORIOUS TIME

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

One Full Circle 5 Points

Play for an Eon

Full Auto Circles 5 Points

Buy all of the Autobuyers

Fast Full Circles 10 Points

Shatter the "Big Freeze"

Many Full Circles 10 Points

Max out qwerty's theorem (Level 9)