Total Medals Earned: 46,825 (From 5,578 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,128,065 Points
Medals Earned: 11/18 (90/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
DrSevenSeizeMD has gifted you a potato.
You beat the gaem!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (240/240 points)
Try to die
Earn 25 kills
Kill your first alien
Earn 10 kills
Earn 50 kills
Earn 75 kills
Earn 110 kills
Earn 100 kills
Earn 125 kills
Earn 150 kills
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (300/300 points)
finish the game
Finish game with less than 10 times deaths
Finish game without dying
Medals Earned: 14/16 (220/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (315/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
You drunk the same amount of a 12 pack.
You drunk the same amount of a 6 pack.
You drunk the same amount of box of beer.
You reached my best score.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (55/65 points)
Got first 1000 points
Bought every item at least once
Got first 5000 points
Found every secret level
Beat the game without clicking Take button
Finished the game