fuckoffasshole's Medals

Search

Total Medals Earned: 49,189 (From 5,678 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,203,840 Points

1 … 172 … 345 346 347 … 458 … 568

Paper Doors Escape

Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)

Complete 50 Points

Complete

Paper Warfare

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)

Airman 10 Points

Finished Level 2

Airman Basic 10 Points

Finished Level 1

Airman First Class 25 Points

Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.

Master Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 7

Senior Airman 25 Points

Finished Level 4

Staff Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 5

Technical Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.

Captain 50 Points

Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.

Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 9

Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 8

Major 100 Points

Completed the game.

Paper-Draw

Medals Earned: 12/12 (485/485 points)

First level 5 Points

pass a first level

Two level 5 Points

pass a two level

Three level 10 Points

pass a three level

Four level 10 Points

pass a four level

Five level 25 Points

pass a five level

Six level 25 Points

pass a six level

Seven level 50 Points

pass a seven level

Eight level 50 Points

pass a eight level

Ninth level 100 Points

pass a ninth level

Ten level 100 Points

pass a ten level

Beat the game 100 Points

beat full game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 10/10 (360/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes

PARALLEL PAN!C

Medals Earned: 40/40 (500/500 points)

VR Mission - NO HIT 5 Points

Clear VR Mission without getting hit!

VR Mission - NO MESS 5 Points

Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!

VR Mission - NO CONES 5 Points

Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!

VR Mission - PERFECT! 10 Points

Clear VR Mission with all medals!

VR Mission - SPEED DEMON 5 Points

Clear VR Mission in under a minute!

Parking Lot - NO HIT 5 Points

Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!

Parking Lot - NO MESS 5 Points

Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!

Parking Lot - NO CONES 5 Points

Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!

Parking Lot - PERFECT! 10 Points

Clear Parking Lot with all medals!

Parking Lot - SPEED DEMON 10 Points

Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!

NG Warehouse - NO HIT 5 Points

Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!

NG Warehouse - NO MESS 5 Points

Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!

NG Warehouse - NO CONES 5 Points

Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!

NG Warehouse - PERFECT! 10 Points

Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!

NG Warehouse - SPEED DEMON 10 Points

Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!

Tennis Court - NO HIT 5 Points

Clear Tennis court without getting hit!

Tennis Court - NO MESS 5 Points

Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!

Tennis Court - NO CONES 5 Points

Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!

Tennis Court - PERFECT! 25 Points

Clear Tennis Court with all medals!

Tennis Court - SPEED DEMON 5 Points

Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!

Ritz Arcade - NO HIT 5 Points

Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!

Ritz Arcade - NO MESS 5 Points

Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!

Ritz Arcade - NO CONES 5 Points

Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!

Ritz Arcade - PERFECT! 25 Points

Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!

Ritz Arcade - SPEED DEMON 10 Points

Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!

Tom's Desktop - NO HIT 10 Points

Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!

Tom's Desktop - NO MESS 5 Points

Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!

Tom's Desktop - NO CONES 5 Points

Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!

Tom's Desktop - PERFECT! 50 Points

Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!

Tom's Desktop - SPEED DEMON 25 Points

Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!

Marathon - 1CC 25 Points

Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!

Marathon - BRONZE 5 Points

Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!

Marathon - SILVER 5 Points

Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!

Marathon - GOLD 50 Points

Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!

Marathon - KAIZER 100 Points

Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!

? 5 Points

Run over a strange looking thing.

?? 5 Points

Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.

??? 5 Points

Witness something strange in Tennis Court.

???? 5 Points

Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.

????? 5 Points

Witness something strange on the Title screen.

Parallel World - The Hero's Journey

Medals Earned: 3/3 (70/70 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

paranoia

Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)

bad ending 10 Points

get the bad ending

good ending 25 Points

get the good ending

speedrun 25 Points

complete the game in 120 seconds

invencible 50 Points

get the good ending without deaths

brave 50 Points

get the good ending without checkpoints

Paranoia v2

Medals Earned: 6/6 (255/255 points)

trapped 25 Points

meet a terrible fate

free 25 Points

escape the cave

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

rich 50 Points

escape the cave with at least $700

surviver 50 Points

escape the cave on hard mode

greed 100 Points

escape the cave on hard mode with $1000

Paranormal Shark Activity

Medals Earned: 31/31 (475/475 points)

Aquaman 5 Points

Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)

Atomic Hoarder 5 Points

Collect 10 Bombs

Fists of Fury 5 Points

Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs

Hatrick Hero 5 Points

Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea

Icarus 5 Points

Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down

Kangaroo Style 5 Points

Bounce 20 Times

SuperStar 5 Points

Get 50 Sky Bonuses

That was Close 5 Points

Get 10 Near Misses

That was Delicious! 5 Points

Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? 5 Points

Score 1 Million Points

Amazing Streak 10 Points

Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea

Captain Ahab 10 Points

Score 2 Million Points

Daredevil 10 Points

Get 20 Near Misses

Lucifer's Hammer 10 Points

Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs

Roger Rabbit 10 Points

Bounce 50 Times

Sticky! 10 Points

Land on 10 Grass Platforms

Superman 10 Points

Get 100 Sky Bonuses

Take me Hades 10 Points

Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times

Weapons of Mass Distruction 10 Points

Collect 20 Bombs

All I need is Stars 25 Points

Get 300 Sky Bonuses

Bomberman 25 Points

Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs

Bounce God 25 Points

Bounce 200 Times

Face of Death! 25 Points

Get 50 Near Misses

Ubermensch 25 Points

Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea

Victory Cry 25 Points

Score 3 Million Points

Weeds of Doom! 25 Points

Land on 30 Grass Platforms

Insane Collection! 50 Points

Collect 100 Bombs

Paranormal Activity 50 Points

Score 5 Million Points

Ubermensch is Nothing! 50 Points

Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Parcelmecium

Medals Earned: 5/16 (35/345 points)

Level 1 5 Points

Fulfill Mama's First and Simplest Request

Level 2 5 Points

Feed Mama some more.

Level 3 10 Points

Getting the hang of it.

Cellular Economics 5 Points

Buy something from the shop

Kill 100 10 Points

Kill 100 other cells just trying to live their little lives.

Level 4 10 Points

More for Mama. She appreciates it.

Level 5 25 Points

Feed Mama 5 whole cells. Delicious!

Level 6 25 Points

It's not too overwhelming, is it?

Level 7 50 Points

Making Mama proud.

Level 8 50 Points

You're becoming the cell you were meant to be.

Level 9 0 Points

Truly, no cell can stand in your way.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Kill 1000 25 Points

Kill 1000 other cells. They should probably stop trying to approach you.

Hoarder 50 Points

Save up 500 cellular chunks.

The King of Limbs 25 Points

Add an extra anchor to yourself.

Limbitless 50 Points

Unlock your full anchor potential.