Total Medals Earned: 49,187 (From 5,678 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,203,640 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/120 points)
Annihilate the one-eyed kid
Use a melee weapon so much it breaks 4 times in a run
Shoot kids 16 times in a run
Kill 64 kids in a run
Bash the skull of the telekinetic child
Slice the weaboo toddler in half
Win the game as Pico
Win the game as Asparagus
Win the game as Person
Win the game as Figure
It doesn't get any better than this
Die in a puddle of blood
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
You've upgraded!
You are now earning passive points!
Wow, you have 100 points!
Wow
now that's just excessive
Medals Earned: 7/7 (110/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (325/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 30/45 (280/500 points)
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Win 10 rounds
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 50 enemies
Broke 500 blocks!
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 100 enemies!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Upgrade Everything to its max
Collect all 50 weapons
Beat the game in Story Mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!