Total Medals Earned: 50,768 (From 5,764 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,241,715 Points
Medals Earned: 15/15 (290/290 points)
Dig up 3 hidden items!
Meet Douglas in every town!
Get 1 Lucky Hit in battle!
Get 10 Lucky Hits in battle!
Fight 10 battles!
Complete 10 sidequests!
Collect 50 mushrooms and/or butterflies!
Find all 3 poems!
Obtain 3 swords!
Get 3000 points in the fishing mini-game!
Fight 20 Flawless battles!
Compete the Summoner's challenge!
Fight 25 battles!
Complete the game!
Fight 50 battles!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Win a game on easy mode
Win a game on normal mode
Win a game on hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the Game
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
Chainsaw the children
Ever wanted to know what's inside of a Castle Crasher helmet?
Thank you for the frontpage! Find this medal and feel the glory.
You found the Medal Medal!
Congrats you found the Preloader Medal
You found the secret Mr.Mabs on the Menu
Find all the Bruhbarians
Medals Earned: 12/12 (295/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (410/410 points)
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%