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Total Medals Earned: 49,189 (From 5,678 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,203,840 Points

Think Up

Medals Earned: 8/8 (335/335 points)

Bat Crush 10 Points

SMASH a bat with blocks

Caught the Gingerbread Man! 25 Points

Catch that ELUSIVE cookie!

Peridot Admirer 25 Points

Collect the SHINY peridot!

Ruby Lover 25 Points

Collect the SHINY ruby!

Amethyst Enthusiast 50 Points

Collect the SHINY amethyst!

Cake! 50 Points

Eat the DELICIOUS cake!

Trophy! 50 Points

Reach the top of the cave!

BEAST! 100 Points

Reach the top without dying ONCE!

This Date Blows!

Medals Earned: 4/12 (50/480 points)

Date Night!!!!!! 10 Points

Complete the Intro

:) 25 Points

Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value

>:( 10 Points

Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Blown Off 50 Points

Get the Heartbreak Ending :(

Blown 100 Points

Get the Romance Ending :)

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Checkpointless 50 Points

Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)

Perfection 100 Points

Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)

This Game Makes Sense

Medals Earned: 4/4 (230/230 points)

Winner 25 Points

Beat the game

10 Minute Man 100 Points

Beat the game in 10 minutes or less

Fiddy or less 100 Points

Fiddy or less

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

This is Madness 2010

Medals Earned: 14/14 (375/375 points)

Hotdog? No thank you 5 Points

Politely decline

One hotdog please 5 Points

Politely accept

Shh... It's a secret 5 Points

Find the secret spot

So what's new in 2010? 5 Points

Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...

Defeat Clown 10 Points

Defeat Clown

Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points

Kill 50 agents (in one session)

This is blasphemy! 10 Points

Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)

Back from the dead 25 Points

Kill 10 zombies (in one session)

Defeat Sheriff 25 Points

Defeat Sheriff

I thought their blood was green... 25 Points

Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)

Defeat Savior 50 Points

Defeat Savior

Hoarder 50 Points

Stockpile 500 points

Weapon Master 50 Points

Buy all weapons

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

This Is My Life

Medals Earned: 8/8 (85/85 points)

Chillax 5 Points

Relax to the max

Failure at life 5 Points

Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.

Honors with Distinction 5 Points

Earn a stellar grade

Jock 5 Points

Make the varsity team

Touchy 5 Points

Touch the finger

Running Laps 10 Points

Touchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouch

Jack of all Trades 25 Points

Overachieve ALL the things!

Sprinting Laps 25 Points

Must... touch... 1... more...

This Should Be A Title

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Idiot 5 Points

Finish the Short Adventure

Super Idiot 10 Points

Finish the Long Adventure

Loser 25 Points

Find 10 different ways to lose

THREAT != CONTAINED

Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)

Loading andy 5 Points

Load into the game

You do care... 5 Points

Listen to the scientists last words

Who turned off the lights? 10 Points

Turn off the power

Friend? 10 Points

Run into the scribble

MORTIS 5 Points

die

Payday 25 Points

Escape the facility

Thundernut

Medals Earned: 7/7 (125/125 points)

Hello, Thundernut! 5 Points

You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.

Raining At the Parthenon 5 Points

It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...

Splat 5 Points

Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!

God of War'douvres 10 Points

Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.

Divine Splat! 25 Points

Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!

Pierced 25 Points

Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.

UNICORN 50 Points

You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.

Tiananmen Square

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Student Protestor 10 Points

Complete Wave 1.

Tic Tac 2019 3xb

Medals Earned: 6/6 (175/175 points)

2 Players 5 Points

Play with friends.

Game over 5 Points

Lose for the first time.

Play 5 Points

Play for the first time.

Vict 10 Points

Play with opponent.

Ben 50 Points

Play with opponent.

Win 100 Points

To win for the first time(x).