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Total Medals Earned: 51,278 (From 5,842 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,255,675 Points

Tower of Towers

Medals Earned: 19/21 (350/500 points)

At least you did it 10 Points

Beat the game in 30 minutes or under

Fresh Meat 5 Points

First time?

Just getting started! 5 Points

You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.

Not Bad 10 Points

Beat the game in 20 minutes or under

Tower Climber 10 Points

Completed the Tower!

You had one job 5 Points

You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.

All in a day's work 10 Points

You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!

Dart Proof 50 Points

Completed the Jungle without dying!

Good Job! 10 Points

Beat the game in 10 minutes or under

Greedy for Gold 10 Points

You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!

Scorchin' hot bullets 10 Points

Completed the Volcano!

Too many traps 10 Points

Completed the Jungle!

What a Breeze 10 Points

Completed the Ice Caves!

Fastest squirrel in the west 25 Points

Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!

Immune to burns 50 Points

You've completed the Volcano without dying!

Pro Tower Climber 50 Points

You completed the first tower of towers without dying!

Unfreezable 50 Points

Completed the Ice Caves without dying!

Hot Coals 10 Points

Burn to death on a hot block.

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GOTTA GO FAST! 50 Points

Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!

F*ckin' invincible 100 Points

You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!

Tower Tank Destruction

Medals Earned: 7/7 (225/225 points)

Beginner 5 Points

Complete tutorial stages

Intermediate 25 Points

Complete 5 stages

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Toys And Diamonds

Medals Earned: 4/4 (260/260 points)

Getting started 10 Points

Complete level 1

It's not gonne get any easyer 50 Points

Complete level 4

Commitment 100 Points

Complete level 7

You're an arrow keys ninja! 100 Points

Complete level 8

Toys Vs Nightmares

Medals Earned: 34/34 (500/500 points)

An image is worth 1000 words 5 Points

Bought the Illustrated book

Black goblin down! 5 Points

Destroyed an Aviator goblin

Dangerous literature 5 Points

Bought the Popup book

First time customer 5 Points

Bought a toy

Fuzzy but deadly! 5 Points

Bought the Kamikaze bear

It came from space 5 Points

Bought the Smart alien

Living life in the fast lane 5 Points

Bought the Toy car

More toys! 5 Points

Bought the first extra slot

My piggy bank has a full belly! 5 Points

500 coins in piggy bank

Reinforcements are here! 5 Points

Bought the Army men 2

Rest in pieces! 5 Points

Destroyed a Skeleton

Say hello to my little friend-in-a-box! 5 Points

Bought the Doom-in-a-Box

Slimerrific! 5 Points

Bought the Slime catapult

The fleet is ready! 5 Points

Bought the Pirate ship

The taller they are... 5 Points

Destroyed an Ogre

Toy warfare 101 5 Points

Completed the tutorial

Who you gonna call? 5 Points

Destroyed a Ghost

Cut the red wire! 10 Points

Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb

Even MORE toys! 10 Points

Bought the second extra slot

Found my nemesis 10 Points

Reached the Bogeyman's level

Is that all you've got? 10 Points

Destroyed a Bogeyman

Not so fast 10 Points

Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps

Richest kid on the block 10 Points

1000 coins in piggy bank

They are not invited! 10 Points

Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends

Toy empire! 25 Points

Bought every toy

Toy Master! 50 Points

Completed the game

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Traal

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

. 10 Points

Completed the game

.. 25 Points

Completed the game with all scrolls

... 50 Points

Completed the game with all scrolls in less than 10 minutes

Trade Outpost November

Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)

Stay Awhile, Stay Forever 5 Points

Start a new game

Day In and Day Out 10 Points

Play through one game day

Where It's Due 10 Points

View the game's credits

Cash Grab 25 Points

Sell a good for §6

Greed is Good 25 Points

Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more

Part One 25 Points

Trade for a ship part

Pack Rat 50 Points

At day start, have a completely full cargo hold

Ten Days a Week 50 Points

Survive a full game week

Commencing Countdown 100 Points

Escape the station and win the game

Traffic Collision 2

Medals Earned: 10/10 (475/475 points)

ARTIFACT: Engineer's Relic 25 Points

Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact

ARTIFACT: Pottery 25 Points

Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact

ARTIFACT: Sheepwolf 25 Points

Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact

ARTIFACT: The Kind Monster 25 Points

Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact

Ultimate Vehicle 25 Points

Drive with the ultimate vehicle!

Bad Neighbor 50 Points

Beat the first level

Freedom! 50 Points

Beat the second level

The Big City 50 Points

Beath the third level

International! 100 Points

Beat the fourth level

Master Race! 100 Points

Unlock everything!

Traffic DIE Light

Medals Earned: 10/13 (275/300 points)

Faggot 10 Points

you can't be pacifist here idiot

Holly parry 10 Points

Parry a bullet

Overstock sale 10 Points

Sold 5 weapons

You cant have mail 10 Points

Burn a mail bomb before it explotes

Big shoot 25 Points

Complete wave 6 equipping 3 bullet weapons

BOOM BOOM BOOM 25 Points

Complete wave 6 equipping 3 explosive weapons

Full 25 Points

Unlock all the weapons of the game

EVERYONE MUST DIE 50 Points

Complete wave 6

Take your time 10 Points

Spend 1 minutes in a paused wave

Money for something 100 Points

Obtain 9999 coins

A taste of your own medicine 25 Points

Kill 3 enemy types with their own weapon

Trailer Trouble

Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)

WINNER WINNER 25 Points

Get to the end

FASTER THAN PLAY TESTERS 50 Points

Finish the game in less time than the people who tested it

Traitor

Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)

Armed Uprising 5 Points

Destroy 100 enemies.

Armored 5 Points

Upgrade your ship to have 10 HP.

Cybelian Rockminer 5 Points

Mine 30 ore.

Improved by Technology 5 Points

Upgrade your ship 10 times.

Public Enemy 5 Points

Achieve 50 points of reputation.

Renegade 5 Points

Complete 5 missions.

Explorer 10 Points

Enter the Nyx Conglomeration and the Terminus Cloud.

Hard to Kill 10 Points

Upgrade your ship to have 25 HP.

Lead by Example 10 Points

Achieve 100 points of reputation.

Mining Expert 10 Points

Mine 100 ore.

Rebel 10 Points

Complete 20 missions.

Sword of the Revolution 10 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Take Over the Hardware 10 Points

Upgrade your ship 20 times.

Grumpy Old Miner 25 Points

Mine 250 ore.

More Famous Than Jupiter 25 Points

Achieve 250 points of reputation.

New Ships, Same Result 25 Points

Destroy the fleet threatening the Porus Mining Quadrate.

Revolutionary 25 Points

Complete 50 missions.

Scientific Method 25 Points

Upgrade your ship 30 times.

Shield of the People 25 Points

Upgrade your ship to have 50 HP.

Wrath of the People 25 Points

Destroy 1000 enemies.

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