Total Medals Earned: 50,768 (From 5,764 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,241,715 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (325/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
Find a clock
Find a Bagpipes
Get 1000 Score Points
Get 1500 Score Points
Get 2500 Score Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 7/7 (390/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (125/300 points)
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Just close it with the X
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/225 points)
Reached a score of at least 300 in Level 12.
Completed Level 1 – 11 in Collection mode on YWHTG difficulty. You put hedgehogs to shame.
Completed Level 1 – 11 in Survival mode on YWHTG difficulty. I salute you.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (450/450 points)
Reach the target number of people served
End with 50% of people awed
End with 50% of people happy
End with 50% of people satiated
End with 50% of people scared