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Total Medals Earned: 50,768 (From 5,764 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,241,715 Points

You Are Disabled

Medals Earned: 5/5 (325/325 points)

Crippled 25 Points

Reach the end with the Crippled disability.

Illiterate 50 Points

Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.

Nearly Blind 100 Points

Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.

Spastic 100 Points

Reach the end with the Spastic disability.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

You Are Slime!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)

Right in Time! 5 Points

Find a clock

Big Bad Slime 10 Points

Find a Bagpipes

Slime'as'usuall 10 Points

Get 1000 Score Points

Slimy enough 25 Points

Get 1500 Score Points

Best slime I have ever known! 50 Points

Get 2500 Score Points

You Are The Victim

Medals Earned: 4/4 (235/235 points)

A Saint's Slip-up 10 Points

Stab a person on camera

Freedom Fighter 25 Points

Kill a police officer

It's Hard To Not Murder 100 Points

Hit the floor 20 times

You Are The Victim 100 Points

Get the "best" ending

You Broke the Game

Medals Earned: 7/7 (390/390 points)

Key 5 Points

Put the key on the altar

Apple 10 Points

Put the apple on the altar

Potion 25 Points

Put the potion on the altar

Goblet 50 Points

Put the goblet on the altar

Full Score 100 Points

Collect all the coins and beat the game

Pacifist 100 Points

Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)

Speedrun 100 Points

Beat the game in under 3 minutes

You Have One Box

Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)

Level 1 5 Points

Complete Level 1

Level 2 5 Points

Complete Level 2

Level 3 5 Points

Complete Level 3

Level 4 10 Points

Complete Level 4

Level 5 10 Points

Complete Level 5

Level 6 10 Points

Complete Level 6

Level 7 25 Points

Complete Level 7

Level 8 25 Points

Complete Level 8

Level 9 25 Points

Complete Level 9

Level 10 50 Points

Complete Level 10

Level 11 50 Points

Complete Level 11

Level 12 50 Points

Complete Level 12

You Only Get One Face

Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)

Clean shaven 5 Points

Successfully shaved it all off!

Full beard 5 Points

Successfully find the full beard!

Full Gringo 10 Points

Successfully find the Full Gringo!

King Tut 10 Points

Dig up King Tut

La Poirot 10 Points

Detect la Poirot!

Mutton Chops 10 Points

Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops

Napoleon Imperial 10 Points

Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial

Soul Patch 10 Points

Find your soul (patch)

The Lemmy 10 Points

Locate Lemmy!

Thespian 10 Points

Successfully audition the Thespian

Abe 25 Points

Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!

Fu manchu 25 Points

Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu

Goatee 25 Points

Successfully find the Goatee

Zappa 25 Points

Rock out the Zappa

The Souvarov 50 Points

Successfully find The Souvarov

Winnfield 50 Points

Successfully find The Winnfield

Sparrow 100 Points

Enter random pirate quote here...

The Anchor 100 Points

Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.

You Vs Sphere Man

Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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You Will Fall

Medals Earned: 6/9 (125/300 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Gullible 25 Points

You really thought that would work?

10 meter sprint 10 Points

Constantly hold W for 10m straight

25 meter sprint 25 Points

Constantly hold W for 25m straight

Participation award 5 Points

Wow, so impressive. You exist.

Error fixed 10 Points

Just close it with the X

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

50 meter sprint 50 Points

Constantly hold W for 50m straight

Physics? Never heard of 'em 25 Points

Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off

You Will Hate This Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/225 points)

Pretty Colours! 25 Points

Reached a score of at least 300 in Level 12.

The Collector 100 Points

Completed Level 1 – 11 in Collection mode on YWHTG difficulty. You put hedgehogs to shame.

I Really Hate This Game 100 Points

Completed Level 1 – 11 in Survival mode on YWHTG difficulty. I salute you.

You're a Circus

Medals Earned: 5/5 (450/450 points)

Main Ending 50 Points

Reach the target number of people served

Awesome Ending 100 Points

End with 50% of people awed

Happy Ending 100 Points

End with 50% of people happy

Sales Ending 100 Points

End with 50% of people satiated

Scary Ending 100 Points

End with 50% of people scared