Total Medals Earned: 50,768 (From 5,764 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,241,715 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (185/185 points)
Play the game
Play as Redcon
Play as Pigeon
Finish a level and enter the item room
Talk to Shackler
Die
Defeat the first boss
Defeat Chef Allison B.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (90/90 points)
all according to plan
ED is a serious issue
you really like dogs, don't you?
thank god the dog was just a dream
just talk to the girl already, jesus
split your head in gamestop
woo the gamestop girl
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
who eats in the middle of class?
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
get your fannypack back from the dog
get outta gamestop without issues
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)
Delete 50% of _sprite_Puppy
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
play ⚫️
survive for 2 minutes straight
survive for 5 minutes straight (you’re very easily entertained)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (315/315 points)
View the credits in full
Unlock the medium difficulty
Beat 1 medium game in under 90 moves
Unlock the hard difficulty
Unlock all difficulties
Complete 25 hard games
Beat 1 easy game in under 30 seconds
Beat 1 hard game in 1 minute and 30 seconds
Beat 1 hard game in under 1 minute
Beat 1 game in a single move
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/130 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/160 points)
Get the Good Ending.
Get the Bad Ending
Get the Sex Ending.
Die.
Make Him Watch.
Interupt Someone's birthday.
Shit your pants at the worst possible time.