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Recent Game Reviews
3D Flying Snake
Rated 0 / 5 stars
God fucking dammit this is awful. Awful controls, awful speed, awful graphics, awful idea. If you think that I give zero easily, you are wrong, I only do it in special cases, like this one.
COMMUNISM THE GAME
Rated 5 / 5 stars
This is the world that Antifa and SJWs wants to create.
A better world. A brighter future.
A Ghostly Journey
Rated 5 / 5 stars
This was really Epic. Back in the day, people would pay a shitload of money to buy such game.
Nowadays, such games are for free to play. This is probably one of the best games that NG has to offer. Words can't describe how amazing this game is, despite me raging few times. But it was a positive rage, not ragequit.
Great art, interesting story, great puzzles and secrets that I loved to discover. At first I thought that the game is freaking long, but now, when I finished it, I already miss beating these puzzles. I did replay some of the earliest levels, and damn, they feel so easy right now, which means that the learning curve in this game is really good. The hardest level would be level 17, as it needed some serious planning ahead.
Wow, really impressive, alas, after looking through your catalog, your games tend to be really massive in terms of gameplay.
Recent Audio Reviews
Something Fakebit
Rated 5 / 5 stars
You are a great artist. And a very prolific one. The fact that people use your music in your games speaks for itself. I could not help but add you to my favorites. I really wonder what programs do you use to make such beautiful and catchy tunes?
Zombie Party Halloween2011
Rated 5 / 5 stars
I love you. Thank you for making me happy, and thank you for creating such a masterpiece.
Professional curiosity: what tools did you use?
The First Noel
Rated 5 / 5 stars
I like this. It reminds me a lot of the stuff I like to create for myself.
I was hoping that the solo would explode into a more "desperate" climax,
and that you would progressively go up the scale a little.
That's a really old tune. Right now, I'd probably do what you've said.
Recent Art Reviews
Gromulan Groat
Rated 5 / 5 stars
Jesus fucking christ. why people are giving 1 star to each of your painting?
Maybe you should start drawing porn? Just kidding.
You should use that character in one of your animations. Maybe Premie Pete?
I draw monster porn all the time. Same results. I know I'll never be as popular and profitable as van Gogh was during his lifetime.
'Cleaning the Keyboard'
Rated 5 / 5 stars
You are a talented person. Don't forget about going pro. Too many brilliant artists ended up on youtube doing nothing of value.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars
The description is much more interesting than animation itself, but still I think I should encourage people, who bother to offer some food for thought.
In regards to reality, "Reality is when you die" (song by Gorefest).
Hey thanks! Checked out the song, pretty nihilistically bleak outlook on death (which definitely has it's place, I'm not saying that to discredit that viewpoint at all). I think particularly interesting are the lyrics "It wasn't real life, In fact just a play...", which expresses an idea in this context that many people in various societies today tend to just stick to the mould and be who they're told to be, rather than truly living. Also I like the idea insinuated by the title, especially because it is fairly pertinent to my understanding of what happens in the brain when a body dies. I'm a pretty big fan of the speculated concept (I say speculated because this isn't a "proven" theory and might not be a particularly well-accepted belief) that the pineal gland releases a large quantity of N,N-DMT as the body dies, which would result in a dream like state that, effectively from the perspective of the person dying, would in fact be eternity.
There's an interesting clip in the film "Waking Life" in which there are two people lying in bed talking about consciousness, and one person says to the other that the last few minutes of brain activity would be very similar to what happens when you wake up at, say, 10:15, and then fall asleep and have this immensely elaborate dream with plot lines and all, then wake up again to find that it's 10:17. It means that those last few minutes of life in the brain are not only going to seem extremely elongated, but because there's no clear consensus on what happens after that (that's where religions come in) that "dream" will last forever. Interesting stuff, if you ask me.
Anyway, thanks again for all those stars and the music recommendation! Always appreciated.
Rated 2 / 5 stars
Okay, I hate this series, and I don't really want to write a review, to be honest, so sorry for the low rating, but ONE suggestion:
Please add an option to skip just right to the fights, for those, who hunt medals.
Thank you
I think not.
Rated 5 / 5 stars
Too nostalgic for me. But pretty beautifully made. I really enjoyed it.