fuckoffasshole's Reviews

[Minecraft Fail]

"two wrongs don't make a rite"

I would love to be the councellor in this difficult situation. I would come up to these two and say:
"stop what you're doing here buddy!"
"listen creeper, you shouldn't blow up people's houses"
"and you, minecraft dude, violating someone's anus is not an answer to your problems"
"now, shake your hands and both of you say you're sorry"
(together) "okay, we're so-"
KA-BOOOOOOM!

and this is how I met your mom, kids. And if you think that I was trying to be funny, seek help dude.

[Satan wins]

It's easy to win, when god is garbage shit

[Neon Bounce]

the screen is too small it doesn't show many features etc. please fix that
yes, I know I can always play at full screen, but it's not supposed to be like that.

themadpunter responds:

Alr i can increase the size a lil

[Deepest Sword]

wait wait wait, that hole, it's her,,,

vagina? you sure it should be rated T?

0_0

[Daxolissian System: M46]

If you really want to make hard games, please don't add medals. I beg you ;_;

SleepyPoundcake responds:

You gotta use the ancient tech, the teachings of yore. You must... keep playing. Because juicy medals are there and you need them. Follow your ADHD!

[Santa's Prison Stint]

FREE REVIEW

Believe it or not, but plenty of people who know me either on the internet, or in the real world ask me opinions about their music, which ranges from Rap about being a ninja dad, who abuses his wife and neglects his kids, unless they bring him some emoty bottles that he can exchange for a beer, to acid house for soundtracks of breaking the windows at the abandoned malls during pandemic.

My favorite bro-song is a rap about a Femme Fatale spy, who used the narrator for some heist. It used the sample of Whole Lotta Woman by Lou Rawls.

I mention this not to show-off about the cool frens that I own irl, but because outsider music is very close to me, and has a special place in my heart. It's certainly the kind of memories that I do not want to erase from my brain (unlike others).

Anyway. this tune reminds me of the 90s, and sounds like an unholy hybrid of GG Allin and Sum 41. I like the songs with the strong storytelling, and that's something many Death Metal bands should employ, instead of bitching about murdering women for the nth time, or some Lovecraft crapft. There is a sense of a beach (and bitches too), and that careless feel, when you are bodysearched by the police, because they think you stash some drugs, or stolen cellphones.

What can I say, never change man, but remember, as long as you do it for fun, it's pure. Don't sell out man bro chum buddy dude.

Today was really a strange day btw, the dogs found some strange chest in the forest. Haven't opened it, but who knows, maybe it's the Santa's secret stash? In that case, maybe I should wait for christmas.

Cheers dear readers, and remember guys, brushing your teeth before sleeping is not as easy as they tell you on the TV. Also, sorry for typos, I'll try to fix that.

(NO REFUNDS)

guyfromKillerRAT responds:

I was with you until you told me not to sell out. I want a god damn refund for this god damn free review.

[Guitar Challenge-SorohanroSolo]

why would anyone zero bomb it? you are fucking great. it's been almost 20 years, where have you been all this time man? can you play some death metal?

sorohanro responds:

Hi, that's old, really old stuff.
Right now I'm trying to fix a "frozen shoulder", can't play guitar for almost one year already, but I'll get back to it. Some more hydrocortisone injections and I'll be back ... hopefully...

Been moving around, having a family, starting some projects.. life...
Thanks for your very kind words.

[Mobb Deep Tribute]

Every day I ask myself why the music stores don't have the full discography of Mobb Deep. I only have 4 albums from them, but I would like to have more. But seriously, every store, kiosk, mall, supermarket, you name it - should have every single cd produced by Mobb Deep. You can call yourself a shop if you don't have Mobb Deep, even if all that you sell are fishing rods

[Hernae]

holy shit! is it that maui mallard game? you have to be really old to remember that, because I refuse to believe that you have that good taste in games. either way, good job, GOOD JOB

[Happy Sword]

Amazing iconic character drawn in an amazing way

[Gromulan Groat]

Jesus fucking christ. why people are giving 1 star to each of your painting?
Maybe you should start drawing porn? Just kidding.
You should use that character in one of your animations. Maybe Premie Pete?

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

I draw monster porn all the time. Same results. I know I'll never be as popular and profitable as van Gogh was during his lifetime.