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Total Medals Earned: 50,768 (From 5,764 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,241,715 Points

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Help for cross

Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)

Portal Gun 5 Points

The gun portal does not work :(

You beated 5 Points

Yaay

Help Me Clean My Kitchen!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

ALL CLEAN! 25 Points

Get the best ending!

All Over... 10 Points

Get the worst ending...

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Help Me Clean My Room!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

All Clean! 10 Points

Help clean her room!

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Help Phil Find His Dildo

Medals Earned: 21/21 (220/220 points)

Mom's Dildo 5 Points

Find Phil's moms dildo

Feeling Old Yet? 5 Points

See how many days its been since the year 2000

That one is broken! 5 Points

You picked the wrong dildo idiot!

Dildos for days! 25 Points

Collect 100 Dildos!

A treasure trove of dildos 50 Points

Collect a thousand dildos!

Might need some glasses 5 Points

Might need to see the eye doctor

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A special early brithday! 5 Points

Phil might have been dropped on his head when he was born and might have anger issues but he’s taking medication for that

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Merry Whatever! 5 Points

Play the game during december!

Happy Halloween! 5 Points

Play the gmae during October!

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You found the dildo!!!! 10 Points

Find Phils dildo so he can have sex with his husband

Infected! 10 Points

Get Phil Infected with the cringe virus 50 times in cringe mode

Quarantined! 25 Points

Get Phil Infected with the cringe virus 100 times in cringe mode

Not cringe anymore! 10 Points

Survive the cringe virus in cringe mode

You Survived! 10 Points

Survive the vile expereince

Help Phil Find His Dildo 2

Medals Earned: 10/10 (55/55 points)

Too Easy to be lazy 5 Points

Find all the gerbals

A true American 5 Points

See the Gun in the inventory

Beat the game 10 Points

Wowie you beat da game :O

Feeling a little silly :P 5 Points

Find your first silly token

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Help the Hero!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)

LEVEL1 5 Points

Beat Level1

LEVEL2 5 Points

Beat LEvel 2

LEVEL3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

LEVEL4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

LEVEL5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

LEVEL6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

LEVEL7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

LEVEL8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

LEVEL9 25 Points

Beat Level 9

CHALLENGE 50 Points

Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

HELP! NO BRAKE

Medals Earned: 18/18 (495/495 points)

baby steps 5 Points

clear baby steps

around the corner 5 Points

clear around the corner

ssszzss 5 Points

clear ssszzss

jump the gap 5 Points

clear jump the gap

dotted line 10 Points

clear dotted line

sharp landing 10 Points

clear sharp landing

snek 10 Points

clear snek

long way around 10 Points

clear long way around

3 leaf clovers 10 Points

clear 3 leaf clovers

passing through 25 Points

clear passing through

hole in the wall 25 Points

clear hole in the wall

perfect lasagna 25 Points

clear perfect lasagna

lilypads 50 Points

clear lilypads

sharp edges 25 Points

clear sharp edges

stick to the wall 25 Points

clear stick to the wall

two-lane traffic 100 Points

clear two-lane traffic

bonk 50 Points

clear bonk

crisscross 100 Points

clear crisscross

Hen Trivia Quiz

Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)

Hen would be Proud 5 Points

Complete the Quiz

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Hermine's Ghost Town Adventure

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Game Completed 10 Points

Complete the game

Hero : 60 second - Box

Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)

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