Total Medals Earned: 49,189 (From 5,678 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,203,840 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (135/135 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)
Defeat Gadosen x1
Defeat Gadosen x2
Defeat Gadosen x3
Defeat Gadosen x4
Defeat Gadosen x5
Medals Earned: 9/10 (375/475 points)
Complete level 1 to unlock the medal
Complete level 2 to unlock the medal
Complete level 3 to unlock the medal
Complete level 4 to unlock the medal
Complete level 5 to unlock the medal
Complete level 6 to unlock the medal
Complete level 7 to unlock the medal
Complete level 8 to unlock the medal
Complete level 9 to unlock the medal
250 Barrels destroyed
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Receive this achievement
Medals Earned: 4/4 (85/85 points)
Look at the "More Info" tab
Reach 12 speed without missing one sign
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
10 levels completed
30 levels completed
game finished... yaaay
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 11/11 (180/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.