Recent Movie Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This animation reminds me of the old newgrounds, the one with balls hanging and dizzy, maniacal eyes.
Also, isn't the hand gesture a secret masonic sign of NWO illuminati globalists?

Soliloquous responds:

Don't gestate on my pizza shop, 'please the kids are there by choice


I Was Raised By TV I Was Raised By TV

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Simplistic animation about TV brainwashing propaganda. I feel like you unintentionally made fun of yourself. Work on style and substance, and you might be good someday

olbengc responds:

I didnt meant for it to be interpret that way, but thanks for the feedback either way

Authentic Life Authentic Life

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The description is much more interesting than animation itself, but still I think I should encourage people, who bother to offer some food for thought.

In regards to reality, "Reality is when you die" (song by Gorefest).

GoodL responds:

Hey thanks! Checked out the song, pretty nihilistically bleak outlook on death (which definitely has it's place, I'm not saying that to discredit that viewpoint at all). I think particularly interesting are the lyrics "It wasn't real life, In fact just a play...", which expresses an idea in this context that many people in various societies today tend to just stick to the mould and be who they're told to be, rather than truly living. Also I like the idea insinuated by the title, especially because it is fairly pertinent to my understanding of what happens in the brain when a body dies. I'm a pretty big fan of the speculated concept (I say speculated because this isn't a "proven" theory and might not be a particularly well-accepted belief) that the pineal gland releases a large quantity of N,N-DMT as the body dies, which would result in a dream like state that, effectively from the perspective of the person dying, would in fact be eternity.

There's an interesting clip in the film "Waking Life" in which there are two people lying in bed talking about consciousness, and one person says to the other that the last few minutes of brain activity would be very similar to what happens when you wake up at, say, 10:15, and then fall asleep and have this immensely elaborate dream with plot lines and all, then wake up again to find that it's 10:17. It means that those last few minutes of life in the brain are not only going to seem extremely elongated, but because there's no clear consensus on what happens after that (that's where religions come in) that "dream" will last forever. Interesting stuff, if you ask me.

Anyway, thanks again for all those stars and the music recommendation! Always appreciated.

Recent Game Reviews

Optimal Route Optimal Route

Rated 5 / 5 stars

When I started playing it, I thought "I don't think I can have all the medals, let's at least try to get ONE, or TWO". Hour and half later, I have them all. At first I thought, too many levels. And yet, I didn't notice when I was done. One thing, though. In order to get the last medal, you actually need to have more than 24444, as I literally had this exact score, and I had to beat faster some level to finally get it. Let me tell you something: you know how to make a game that looks exhausting, but actually isn't.

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Revenge of The Kid Revenge of The Kid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is a phenomenal game. Everything is top notch. Story, art, gameplay. It's not original, but it's done with such charm and heart, that I cannot give it less than 5/5. The game slightly lags, when the player shoots the enemies, but not when the enemies shoot the player. Otherwise, this is a delicious treat for a both seasoned player and a noob.

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Punk-o-matic 2 Punk-o-matic 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sid is a bro, and august wants to fuck him.
I feel used.
Great game. Nothing to complain.

Recent Audio Reviews

Something Fakebit Something Fakebit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are a great artist. And a very prolific one. The fact that people use your music in your games speaks for itself. I could not help but add you to my favorites. I really wonder what programs do you use to make such beautiful and catchy tunes?

Zombie Party Halloween2011 Zombie Party Halloween2011

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love you. Thank you for making me happy, and thank you for creating such a masterpiece.
Professional curiosity: what tools did you use?

The First Noel The First Noel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like this. It reminds me a lot of the stuff I like to create for myself.
I was hoping that the solo would explode into a more "desperate" climax,
and that you would progressively go up the scale a little.

CzySzy responds:

That's a really old tune. Right now, I'd probably do what you've said.

Recent Art Reviews

Gromulan Groat Gromulan Groat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jesus fucking christ. why people are giving 1 star to each of your painting?
Maybe you should start drawing porn? Just kidding.
You should use that character in one of your animations. Maybe Premie Pete?

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

I draw monster porn all the time. Same results. I know I'll never be as popular and profitable as van Gogh was during his lifetime.

'Cleaning the Keyboard' 'Cleaning the Keyboard'

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are a talented person. Don't forget about going pro. Too many brilliant artists ended up on youtube doing nothing of value.