Recent Movie Reviews

Salad Fingers Salad Fingers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Never forget where you are from. You might walk, and you might wonder, but newgrounds is your home. In the end, we are like a mother, we will love you, no matter what. Please visit us sometimes, we have cancer, and we are dying. Be a good son.

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Big Ass Badgers Big Ass Badgers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A simple question. It's not your fault, but what you did is prevalent about many animators. Newgrounds loved you, we nurtured you, we gave you money, we loved you (repetitive much? yup). You, like many talented animators, moved to greener pastures, you pissed on us, you ignored us, meanwhile, youtube became a cunt (what a surprise) and deleted you. And yet, all you have to do, is post some anniversary animation, and we will show you our love. Instead, you still treat us like garbage removal, and youtoube like your master. When did the priorities got wrong? Please, don't forget about people who love you all the time, and give us some bones to chew at. We already protected you from harm, like no one else would.

SW: Clash Of The Sith SW: Clash Of The Sith

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I remember when I saw it the first time when it was fresh. It took me 10 years to reignite my interest in SW mythos, but then again, the only good thing about Star Wars ever were The Sith Lords. It's mindboggling how little there are comics, books and etc. dedicated to them.

Recent Game Reviews

Release the Midi-chlorians Release the Midi-chlorians

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ah, what the hell, have 5, as I enjoyed it (kinda). Albeit the criticism has merit, I cannot be mad at you, and I want you to encourage to not abandon the flash.
What I liked, and what I want
1) Great music (voted 5 on each of the tracks as well)
1b) Especially YubNub, freaking infectious
2) The fake-asian accent of Sophie gave me "feels".
2b)Therefore I would request Sophie singing "dark side bad for you, light side good for you".
3) Your deep low voice also gave me "feelsies".
4) I think you should also upload your cover of the star wars theme, it was good.
5) I don't know why, but I like the humor and the carefree attitude of the flash. It's not sophisticated, but the delivery sells it. At least for me. But then again, I lost any trace of humanity after getting 800k of medal points, so I might not be the best judge. Especially that I collected medals from your ludum dare mazes, which literally drove me to insanity.
6) I like that the icon for immortal medal is Ikki.
7) While I know it's pointless to ask for a hentai version, I wouldn't mind if you do some follow up parody movie with Kylo / Ren, as there really was some charm in it.
8) The game itself, while it has some flaws, feels actually unique, and fresh. It's possible that I played a game with similar mechanics, but I didn't have a sense of deja vu.
9) I like the option for PG-13, albeit you can still see the dick in the final scene

So to put it short, sometimes you don't get the 5 points for excellence or perfection, but rather, for impression and the enjoyment factor.

Let the flashforce be with you.

The Island - Zombie Survival Game The Island - Zombie Survival Game

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

You should test your game, before you upload it. It seems like you had some ambitions, but you don't have skills to pull off these ambitions. The game is really weirdly coded, as the swarm of zombies seemed to glitch. This game could have been awesome legendary masterpiece, but as it is now, it's too bugged to be enjoyed. The game is mercifully short (get gun, get through desert, kill super zombie, and that's it). Some areas also seem to be glitched. It's like glitch, bug, glitch, after glitch.

BTW, you don't have to delete your submission, like you did before, you can just re-upload a newer, fixed version.

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Plimpton's Video Falconry Plimpton's Video Falconry

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Classic Game. I only wish I knew how to unlock Golden Eagle mode.

Recent Audio Reviews

Something Fakebit Something Fakebit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are a great artist. And a very prolific one. The fact that people use your music in your games speaks for itself. I could not help but add you to my favorites. I really wonder what programs do you use to make such beautiful and catchy tunes?

Zombie Party Halloween2011 Zombie Party Halloween2011

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love you. Thank you for making me happy, and thank you for creating such a masterpiece.
Professional curiosity: what tools did you use?

The First Noel The First Noel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like this. It reminds me a lot of the stuff I like to create for myself.
I was hoping that the solo would explode into a more "desperate" climax,
and that you would progressively go up the scale a little.

CzySzy responds:

That's a really old tune. Right now, I'd probably do what you've said.

Recent Art Reviews

Gromulan Groat Gromulan Groat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Jesus fucking christ. why people are giving 1 star to each of your painting?
Maybe you should start drawing porn? Just kidding.
You should use that character in one of your animations. Maybe Premie Pete?

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

I draw monster porn all the time. Same results. I know I'll never be as popular and profitable as van Gogh was during his lifetime.

'Cleaning the Keyboard' 'Cleaning the Keyboard'

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are a talented person. Don't forget about going pro. Too many brilliant artists ended up on youtube doing nothing of value.