fuckoffasshole's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sublo and Tangy Mustard - Picnic (S2E11)]

When the guys dressed as a submarine and a green parrot are not only the more normal, but also the only sensible people, you know that there is something wrong with us as a whole. Yeah, I'm speaking also about you, dear reader. As a matter of fact this is not a comedy, this is an animated documentary. I wouldn't be surprised if the characters were based on real people and situations at all. I've seen weirder and worse. The problem with humankind (beside being retarded) is that they treat lives as commodities, and simply have no values ingrained whatsoever, other than some virtue signalling and some superficial bullshit to be accepted as a part of the herd. This is also why both sublo and tangy are the only sympathetic characters you don't want to punch repeatedly in the face.

[New Psychedelic Evolution]

Old School. I like it

MushroomHerder responds:

thank you

[You Lovely Lovers]

Sums up my feelings about people being obnoxiously affectionate towards each other in public, albeit I would add some maximum violence

[The Northern Incident]

100% masterpiece on all accounts. Sounds, the placement, the level differencies,animation, story, plotting, animation, technique, little bits here and there and everthing. You never made anything as wholesome and as great as this one. This is the pinnacle of the human evolution that will not be surpassed

[Clone - The Beginning]

This animation certainly brings back memories to different era, when people were creative. The idea behind it is pretty cool. I guess.

MiltoniusArts responds:

Thank you! I'm coming from a creative place again. It's only taken me 10 years to find the passion for animating again... But the important thing is I found it. We'll see what this becomes! :)

[Shopping 3]

Pretty good for an early 2k animation.

[Everything Burrito]

Yeah, funny that the first time I've watched it I treated it as the final good animation on NG, before leaving this website. 11 months later, I made my first and the last account here.
Funny how life works, isn't it?

Lovely.

[MUTT and CHOPPS]

This one seems to be quote unquote controversial. Sometimes I wish there was an option of "no rating, only review".

Will this submission open the floods for live shorts? People seem to forget numa numa dance, which popularized NG a lot back in the day, or the Oney/Stamper slumber party, which is an NG classic. So it's not really a new thing, and so far, every time someone submits youtube-tier shit, it's blammed to death.

In many ways it seems not necessarily WHAT is uploaded, but by WHOM.
Had the same vid been uploaded by some unknown person (and I'v seen superior
live-action shorts on NG) it would be 100% deleted (I know, because I witnessed it happen a LOT).

Indeed, it's a good question about the future of NG. I guess that it's okay for live-shorts to be submitted on NG. I mean, if they are bad, users will vote 0. And if they're good, they will vote 5.

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Now, onto the movie itself.

The visuals are great, and I was tempted to give 5 based on visuals alone, but the movie itself is very boring, had to fast-forward a lot. There isn't much happening. No wacky adventures, no comedy, not much plot, just slice-of-life on apocalyptic desert. The pacing guys, the pacing is the key. The whole movie could be easily shortened to 5 minutes, and it would still be boring. There is a potential for a franchise, though. Introduce some cyborgs, mutants, and have them go adventure time.

I give it high rating out of fear for harassment by fanboys.

[SW: Clash Of The Sith]

I remember when I saw it the first time when it was fresh. It took me 10 years to reignite my interest in SW mythos, but then again, the only good thing about Star Wars ever were The Sith Lords. It's mindboggling how little there are comics, books and etc. dedicated to them.