fuckoffasshole's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NO SIGNAL - A Halloween Tale]

Beautiful, unique, original. I'm sorry, but I have to give you 5 as a punishment for your creativity.

enzob7 responds:

Thank you. I will gladly take that punishment. :)

[Wolverine vs Deadpool]

man, I love the x-men.

[The Sugar - Season 1]

Widzę, że dużo nas tutaj.
Ale z tym Piłsudskim toś przesadził, drogi cukiereczku.
Ogólnie nawet nienajgorsze, postaraj się tylko o lepszy sprzęt do nagrywania dźwięku.
Nie mam serca dawać rodakowi mniej niż 5.

[Jarek i Darek - Bilgewater- Animation]

Animacja ładna, choć nie wiem o co chodziło. Głos Darka nieco wkurwiający.
Nie mam konta na judupie ani szajsbuku, to nie zsubskrybuję. Mogę natomiast
trzymać kciuki i będzie musiało wam to wystarczyć.

Wariatadi responds:

ahah właściwie to jestem jeden, ale wystarczy :)

[Rats On Cocaine - Ep #12]

Well, I already wrote a review, did I? Maybe I should shut up? But then again, you keep producing, so maybe I should keep reviewing? Trust me, it's not an easy thing to do, as I want my reviews to mean as much as your animations do. But at the end of the day, it's just some random set of letters, trying to mean more than they do, so why does it bother me so much to put some few words on some random animation?

Well, there are still few things I didn't mention in my last review, so I can use this angle.
You call yourself "ApocalypseCartoons", and it's a very fitting name.
I wonder if it's ironic that some people lol at your cartoons, while others shed a tear.
I don't think you are nihilistic, but I do think that you enjoy challenging us, maybe a little way too much, and you wonder
"will they see something more than some cheap laughs?"
"will they be offended, or will they think?"
and
"why do I care so much? why do I keep making this cartoons? do I try to prove something to myself?"

Maybe we will care, or maybe we will not.
Well, keep doing the cartoons, and maybe I will free your soul with answer.
Or maybe I will be a villain, and keep you in cage, so you will produce even more cartoons.

Jokes asides, as much as I'm happy that people enjoy your work, I wouldn't mind seeing even more thoughtful reviews, that would be more than "lol incest, so random".
But before I will spare my soul ingredients with more helpful review, sadly, you have to grace us with more of your animated works.

I only hope I made myself clear enough.
No money, no honey, dear...

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

I very much appreciate your circumlocutious appraisal of my digital wares. And no, I'm not nihilistic anymore. Nor am I trying to challenge anyone else. Just myself. I couldn't live with myself if I just farted out easy pop parodies. Originality is a pure and holy thing these days. My moral code is my own, so I don't find most of my stuff offensive. If others do, their issues are their's to deal with. But I do hope people enjoy them. If it makes them laugh or think or smile or jizz, I don't mind which. Everyone is gonna take away something different. That's especially true of stuff that isn't easily comparable to other stuff. There's no precedent established to deal with a completely new cuntastrophe. So however people enjoy it is cool with me. But I do hope their opinions are generally favorable, as these take a lot of time and effort. As you inferred, I don't know why I keep making these. I'm not getting rich or famous. Been doing this for over a decade and I'm still way more anonymous than Anonymous. And yet, if I stop making things, I have to deal with reality, so away I go.

[Premie Petey #10]

In an era where everyone not only post their opinions, but also thinks their opinions are superior to others, it's not hard to hate social medias. And while I dislike interacting with people online, I do feel that I should do a review for at least one of your cartoons, especially as I’m a fan of your works, for years.

And of all of your animations, I’ve found this one (along with EGOT) as my favorite.

It's rare to see an artist so dedicated to the craft of flash animation as you. It's even more surprising that you not only still produce cartoons, but you do it the same way you did 10 years ago.

Some would call it lack of progression, but I feel that for you, it's not necessarily the tools that are important, but the story, and message that you try to convey.

Your works provoke thinking, as they point out hypocrisies, criticize shallowness, and stupidity of our culture, as well as lack of any real moral values in our society. The bulimic butterflies (representing damaged beauty, but also vanity) committing an act of abortion, is a very symbolic, but telling scene. Your choice of stylizing your animations after classic cartoons shows a certain hint of dark humor, and self-awareness to some of your over-the-top ideas.

This cartoon belongs to the endangered species of pure art.

Also, I love the song. It has a very sad, haunting and beautiful melody.

ApocalypseCartoons responds:

Gosh. Thank you very much. I'm almost lost for words. I'm really happy you appreciate my silliness on such a deep level. The animation in these have to stay at a certain level of simplicity, because the scripts I write are always so damn long. By myself, animating a single episode can sometimes almost a year. But it is the writing that I enjoy most. Coming up with some crazy idea that no one has ever seen before. That's fun. Really glad you like it too. Thanks again.

[Smmmile]

Short, but very memorable.

I want you to know that "billy, you're supposed to smile back" is my new catchphrase.