fuckoffasshole's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MUTT and CHOPPS]

This one seems to be quote unquote controversial. Sometimes I wish there was an option of "no rating, only review".

Will this submission open the floods for live shorts? People seem to forget numa numa dance, which popularized NG a lot back in the day, or the Oney/Stamper slumber party, which is an NG classic. So it's not really a new thing, and so far, every time someone submits youtube-tier shit, it's blammed to death.

In many ways it seems not necessarily WHAT is uploaded, but by WHOM.
Had the same vid been uploaded by some unknown person (and I'v seen superior
live-action shorts on NG) it would be 100% deleted (I know, because I witnessed it happen a LOT).

Indeed, it's a good question about the future of NG. I guess that it's okay for live-shorts to be submitted on NG. I mean, if they are bad, users will vote 0. And if they're good, they will vote 5.

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Now, onto the movie itself.

The visuals are great, and I was tempted to give 5 based on visuals alone, but the movie itself is very boring, had to fast-forward a lot. There isn't much happening. No wacky adventures, no comedy, not much plot, just slice-of-life on apocalyptic desert. The pacing guys, the pacing is the key. The whole movie could be easily shortened to 5 minutes, and it would still be boring. There is a potential for a franchise, though. Introduce some cyborgs, mutants, and have them go adventure time.

I give it high rating out of fear for harassment by fanboys.

[SW: Clash Of The Sith]

I remember when I saw it the first time when it was fresh. It took me 10 years to reignite my interest in SW mythos, but then again, the only good thing about Star Wars ever were The Sith Lords. It's mindboggling how little there are comics, books and etc. dedicated to them.

[The Tweet Before Christmas]

The animation is so spectacular that I have no words. I applaud your dedication and talents you used to give us this gift for christmas.

But there is one question that must be asked: when will you do a porn version with the main characters having steamy hot sex? Don't laugh it off, it's an important matter actually.

[PaRappa The Tribute]

Damn, I remember when MasaAndMune was king of the portal. No surprise as he was a great animator.

[HOGER]

This animation reminds me of the old newgrounds, the one with balls hanging and dizzy, maniacal eyes.
Also, isn't the hand gesture a secret masonic sign of NWO illuminati globalists?

Soliloquous responds:

Don't gestate on my pizza shop, 'please the kids are there by choice

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[I Was Raised By TV]

Simplistic animation about TV brainwashing propaganda. I feel like you unintentionally made fun of yourself. Work on style and substance, and you might be good someday

olbengc responds:

I didnt meant for it to be interpret that way, but thanks for the feedback either way

[Authentic Life]

The description is much more interesting than animation itself, but still I think I should encourage people, who bother to offer some food for thought.

In regards to reality, "Reality is when you die" (song by Gorefest).

GoodL responds:

Hey thanks! Checked out the song, pretty nihilistically bleak outlook on death (which definitely has it's place, I'm not saying that to discredit that viewpoint at all). I think particularly interesting are the lyrics "It wasn't real life, In fact just a play...", which expresses an idea in this context that many people in various societies today tend to just stick to the mould and be who they're told to be, rather than truly living. Also I like the idea insinuated by the title, especially because it is fairly pertinent to my understanding of what happens in the brain when a body dies. I'm a pretty big fan of the speculated concept (I say speculated because this isn't a "proven" theory and might not be a particularly well-accepted belief) that the pineal gland releases a large quantity of N,N-DMT as the body dies, which would result in a dream like state that, effectively from the perspective of the person dying, would in fact be eternity.

There's an interesting clip in the film "Waking Life" in which there are two people lying in bed talking about consciousness, and one person says to the other that the last few minutes of brain activity would be very similar to what happens when you wake up at, say, 10:15, and then fall asleep and have this immensely elaborate dream with plot lines and all, then wake up again to find that it's 10:17. It means that those last few minutes of life in the brain are not only going to seem extremely elongated, but because there's no clear consensus on what happens after that (that's where religions come in) that "dream" will last forever. Interesting stuff, if you ask me.

Anyway, thanks again for all those stars and the music recommendation! Always appreciated.

[Old Days]

Too nostalgic for me. But pretty beautifully made. I really enjoyed it.

[In Rage - Tonight Is Ours (Animated Music Video)]

It's really weird that you guys did something of value.
But then again, if so many people work on even a simple animation, it cannot turn out other than good.
Of course, it's far from flawless, but I give 5 out of surprise.

StaticSkull responds:

Thanks :)
We actually tried with this :p

[Madness Rozpierdalation]

That's a very beautiful title you have here.

Generic, but a wonderful twist.