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[SW: Clash Of The Sith]

I remember when I saw it the first time when it was fresh. It took me 10 years to reignite my interest in SW mythos, but then again, the only good thing about Star Wars ever were The Sith Lords. It's mindboggling how little there are comics, books and etc. dedicated to them.

[The Tweet Before Christmas]

The animation is so spectacular that I have no words. I applaud your dedication and talents you used to give us this gift for christmas.

But there is one question that must be asked: when will you do a porn version with the main characters having steamy hot sex? Don't laugh it off, it's an important matter actually.

[PaRappa The Tribute]

Damn, I remember when MasaAndMune was king of the portal. No surprise as he was a great animator.

[HOGER]

This animation reminds me of the old newgrounds, the one with balls hanging and dizzy, maniacal eyes.
Also, isn't the hand gesture a secret masonic sign of NWO illuminati globalists?

Soliloquous responds:

Don't gestate on my pizza shop, 'please the kids are there by choice

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[I Was Raised By TV]

Simplistic animation about TV brainwashing propaganda. I feel like you unintentionally made fun of yourself. Work on style and substance, and you might be good someday

olbengc responds:

I didnt meant for it to be interpret that way, but thanks for the feedback either way

[Authentic Life]

The description is much more interesting than animation itself, but still I think I should encourage people, who bother to offer some food for thought.

In regards to reality, "Reality is when you die" (song by Gorefest).

GoodL responds:

Hey thanks! Checked out the song, pretty nihilistically bleak outlook on death (which definitely has it's place, I'm not saying that to discredit that viewpoint at all). I think particularly interesting are the lyrics "It wasn't real life, In fact just a play...", which expresses an idea in this context that many people in various societies today tend to just stick to the mould and be who they're told to be, rather than truly living. Also I like the idea insinuated by the title, especially because it is fairly pertinent to my understanding of what happens in the brain when a body dies. I'm a pretty big fan of the speculated concept (I say speculated because this isn't a "proven" theory and might not be a particularly well-accepted belief) that the pineal gland releases a large quantity of N,N-DMT as the body dies, which would result in a dream like state that, effectively from the perspective of the person dying, would in fact be eternity.

There's an interesting clip in the film "Waking Life" in which there are two people lying in bed talking about consciousness, and one person says to the other that the last few minutes of brain activity would be very similar to what happens when you wake up at, say, 10:15, and then fall asleep and have this immensely elaborate dream with plot lines and all, then wake up again to find that it's 10:17. It means that those last few minutes of life in the brain are not only going to seem extremely elongated, but because there's no clear consensus on what happens after that (that's where religions come in) that "dream" will last forever. Interesting stuff, if you ask me.

Anyway, thanks again for all those stars and the music recommendation! Always appreciated.

[Old Days]

Too nostalgic for me. But pretty beautifully made. I really enjoyed it.

[Madness Rozpierdalation]

That's a very beautiful title you have here.

Generic, but a wonderful twist.

[Broken : Savlonic Neon]

I feel like me doing a review of the legendary Weebl is a blasphemy. A man with no taste whatsoever reviewing a class act. But then again, leaving a mark is too tempting to refuse.

I always feared that Savlonic might be a one-hit wonder due to the "Wondering Eye" being your Smells Like Teen Spirit (minus the tv / radio airplay). You are not a one-hit wonder, but sometimes I did feel like you folks were trying too hard to be catchy. This song is definitely much superior to the previous few songs you have released. I'm glad that you gave more space for the music to speak, instead of crowding it with choruses and verses, like before. I def will check the bandcamp thing.

I don't know why I had a feeling that you were going to do a crazy 80s style guitar solo near the end of the song. Dumb thought, I know.

I also want to use it as an opportunity to ask two questions others might find interesting:
1) The first time I heard this band, I misread the name as Slavonic, I wonder what is the origin of your name?
2) Will you try to sign a deal with some proper label to at least distribute your CDs worldwide?
3) Any planned tours? :)
I do wonder how serious the band is for you folks. If Gorillaz can tour, you can too, considering that you are much more superior to them.

Well, that's it from me.

TheWeebl responds:

1: It's a mix of Savlon (a soothing cream thing) and Electronic. Soothing Electro. It wasn't meant to be serious at the time.
2: I don't think there's much point but who can say. What do big labels offer these days that bands can't do themselves is the question. It would have to be worthwhile.
3: Nothing is planned but we're doing a few gigs. We're playing at J-Con in Derby at the end of this month.

[Help Us]

Is this a creepypasta? Please say yes.

joelcares responds:

yes