fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Leap Jet Bear]

Now That I've Beaten This Game, Time For Review, Before I Lose The Smile On My Face For Beating This Game And Achieving All Medals.

Few tips: for the players:
-there's no better code than konami code
-the "no safety net" is only required for the standard levels (thank god, because otherwise it would be too extreme, even for me)
-dashing is your friend, because you can "cheat" the timing with dashing
-don't try to have both crystals and no checkpoint beaten level. Ever.

Graphics, Sounds, Concept = 10/10, nothing to discuss here, because it's flawless, the bobbing of the head of the cub is cute, and the chainsaws are cute too.

Game is very challenging, and sometimes unfair, and you can feel the laughing of the author, while failing, but it's not really frustrating. I don't know why, but I didn't ragequit. I did was exhausted, and I felt like after a running marathon, barely breathing.

What makes this game really good is that the player becomes actually better at this game, the more you play it. I got so better to the point that I was laughing at the shadow challenge and how slow it was, especially in level 20 when I was finishing the level, while the shadow was starting the third route.

Now the main menu loop could be edited a little better to flow better, but that's a minor thing.

The main flaw would be the crashing of the game after level 8 and 14, but apparently, the game will not crash if you beat these levels without failure. Hopefully it will be fixed, because it would be a shame for such game to be held back by such a minor problem. It was the only thing that really pissed me off severely, especially early in the gameplay.

And a suggestion, I do feel that the "beaten with no checkpoint" mark would be useful for level select.

All in All, in my honest opinion, ONLY Games like this one should be allowed to have medals, because it's a very well made game and carefully crafted.

MadNukin responds:

I love that someone took the challenge of this game and completed it in less than 24 hours, amazing.
Congratulations on the medals and for not giving up. You have some nerves.

[The Great Magicians Curse]

Mein gott in himmel, I am only one of the 19 people who had all of the medals, among 17 363 views.

Yes, it's THAT hard. I wanted to say that I enjoyed it, but I didn't. But I didn't hate it either.
It was a very tough experience, but then again, all your games are like that. Tough.
If I would compare how does it feel to play your games, I would say that it's like having a week long constipation.

But still, there is literally nothing about this game that I can criticize, as the game is the epitome of challenging. It's not impossible, it just requires a lot of learning and trial and error.

[The Shadow Realms Arcade]

Shadow Realms might be your best series. I'm a huge fan of horror and spooky stories.

[I Love You 2 - Revisited]

Freud would have a field day with this game.

I miss the creativity and originality of the last decade (in terms of indie art games)
Anyway, pretty nice story and ending. Game can be a little frustrating at parts, but it's good.

[Hex Blocks Puzzle]

I already said it to the author, but now, I'm saying it publicly.

I love puzzle games. There are some minor blah blahs, but the author knows, and he (or she) will fix it soon. Don't worry.

The reason why I write this review is, because I achieved the impossible - I've beaten 300 of the big board levels. I've earned that medal. I'm no longer a human being. The point is, I hope that the requirement for that medal will not change. This medal is reserved for people who are dedicated to puzzles. Remove infidels, puzzle war now.

Jokes aside, very good game, much much better than previous ones, and I'm always happy when independent developers finally make it. More indie devs = better games = happiness = peace in the world = Utopia. Keep it in mind, reviewers. Simple game, but it's gonna be a hit.

suntemple responds:

Thx for the inspiring words man!

[Sint or Santa]

what the fuck is sint? first time I've seen that word in my life.

Barricados responds:

dunno.. I just work here. But some say he's an old bearded man in a funny dress, who encourages your parents to buy you presents once a year.

[Vintage Game Shop]

Great! Great! Great!

I love games involving economy / business!

It's a proof that all you need to make a great game is an idea. The graphics aren't spectacular,
but they serve their purpose. I wish there were more items, though. 100 looks like a magical number.

I already PMed some suggestions and ideas in regards to balancing the game a little for newcomers, though. It might be a little hard at first, but once you slowly build up your funds, it becomes much much easier. If only it was that easy to earn money in the real world....

[Layin' Pipe]

I really enjoy your stuff, and it seems like you are getting better with each game.
Harambe was better drawn, but this one is okay too.

You should finally do an A+ heavy sex game with that voice actress of yours.
And remember if you do, detailed nipples are very important. Not many people give any care about that, instead putting more details on pussy.

DeSaGames responds:

Ah, Fuckoffasshole, how lovely to hear from you again!

Layin' Pipe and For Harambe were drawn by two separate people, but worry not the gal who worked on Harambe, Criminal, Pizza Man and Extra Pepperoni is in the process for providing art for another game as we speak ;)

[Free Afternoon]

Finally the game is not "under judgement".

Anyway, great little fun game you did here.
I really enjoyed your creativity. For a short game, you put a lot of attention to details.
It's amazing to see how much you improved over the year.

axoona responds:

Hey thank's, that's really good to hear!

[Alpha]

Hobby is a lifesaver.