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[Peeing Strawberry Clock]

I have a problem that I cannot explain.

Let's say that women very often use the "you have a small dick" insult. Well, what if women didn't like giant penises either? What if a woman told you that your dick is too big, and you are not allowed an entrance? What would you do? Would you go mad, or would you cut off your penis? The choice is yours

Little-Rena responds:

IDK I don't have a penis

[Sinister Rites]

Some people might wonder why am I scoring high, "tell us mr fuckoffasshole, why do you love this and why".

The answer is simple - flash games are easy to play and they work flawlessly. No bugs, no problems, no frustation and smooth gameplay. Correct balance between fun, difficulty and story, and has a recognizable RZ style. No pretentiousness, no stupid over-the-top graphics that either crash the browser, or are a substitute for gameplay. The game harkens back to the glory days of NG, where creators were making simpler games, but with much bigger replay value. It's nice to see some old school veterans still being good at this, and keeping the quality over the years. I might edit this review (or not), because I don't think I managed to put all the reasons the way I feel, but that's the reality - this game should be analyzed by aspiring creators in how to make a good game. Simple as, nothing fancy. And yet, it eludes plenty of people, who get bitchy, when someone points them out the flaws and bugs in their games. Also, you should support RunningZombie.

So to answer your question - why should I not love this game?

RunningZombie responds:

You're always one of the first to play and review my games and I really appreciate the kind words. I always make sure to add a bunch of medals for users like yourself on that medal grind.

[BLOOD MOON]

Great game. Really. Too bad it crashes. But then again, it wouldn't be a plufmot game if it didn't crash.

plufmot responds:

Ahaha it's not my fault. It's the NG API plugin for GMS2's fault. If you disable medals it works perfect.

[Pico Character Creator!]

okay so in order to get the hank medal you need to use different nose than madness nose.

FOR FUCK SAKE HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK THIS UP? The madness nose is literally the iconic one. If I didn't like this game, I would rate 0 for such blasphemy

the code for hank should be 6-11-2-0-4-0-19-8-0-6-4-0
so to anyone who wants that medal, use the code above, and try different noses, until you get the medal

Keeby10 responds:

oh wait really? thats messed up. ill bring that up with the code guys, its not supposed to be that way.

[Daxolissian System: Espionage]

The logo of lashmush is badass. That's the only thing I can say about your game. Thanks for introducing me to him, I will spend some money on his music. And frankly, I feel like a total asshole, because judging from your enthusiasm, you basically spent your whole life designing the game. Thing is, if it's too easy to die at the beginning of the game, because the controls are too unforgiving, or rather, too tedious, then it's not a good game. There are plenty of creators on NG, who put less effort than you did, and the final results were legendary. Yes, I am dissing you, and yes, I feel bad about it, because you don't deserve it, but you're going to get it anyway. Tough life.

The controls, or rather, lack of proper control of the plane is the biggest issue and the enemy of you getting the 5/5 rating.

3p0ch responds:

Yeah Lashmush is frickin' badass :3

I added medals to see how far people make it through the game, and it might be too early to draw conclusions but right now 26 people have started and 6 have made it through level 1 so I gotta admit you're right and it turned out much harder for most people than I expected it to be, and all the effort that went into the rest of the game means nothing to people who don't make it there.

Back with Daxolissian System: Cat's Eye I knew difficulty would be a problem and added cheats to let people soften it up some, but in the medals on that game no one actually finished it with cheats turned on, so adding an easier option to this game probably wouldn't be a good solution.

Since I'm purely a hobbyist who's not trying to make money from the game I don't need to give a crap about the ratings; if a handful of hardcore gamers check it out and think it kicks ass then that'll be good enough for me. But I wish there were a good mechanism to get feedback from a broad range of people with varying skill levels during beta testing so I could tweak things to make it more enjoyable for more people -- I got very few replies to forum threads along the lines of "please check out my game in beta" with Cat's Eye and this game.

[Arcane Maiden]

Flash is dead they said. But how can flash be dead, if Arcana Maiden exist? Good job, mofo, to say that I'm impressed. I use old school flash player, as I have a 2 computers, one with xp, and one with modern windows, so I'm the old schoolest of them all. Eat shit steve jobs, and rot in pieces, you hack!

One thing - it should be more prominently highlighted which skills I have at which level - different colors would probably help

There also seems to be a problem with saving game

MidNightMaren responds:

You should try and play it on Ruffle also to compare it with the Flash version. Ruffle actually emulates this game really well and it runs slippery smooth!

Saving on Flash uses cookies from the browser. So if those are clean your saves are gone. Althought I tryed and it seemed to work just fine for me, I'll make a few extra tests on other browsers as well to make sure.

Thank you for playing

[Jaded Slasher]

Hey that's some fucking good music. I mean, really fucking good music. Nice to see that you can actually release a good game instead of these trivia quizes.

Please upload the music from the menu. Thanks in advance

applessmillion responds:

Uploaded! You can find the music here: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1007796
Thanks for the review!

[Torture the Blammer]

how can flash be ded if flash is live?!1 maek flash game about killing steve jobs (I know he ded, but that's why he should be killed again), or him doing blow jobs to flash

Little-Rena responds:

Long live the flash!

[[BTNverse] There is nothing here.]

From the very intro I knew that I would like the game.

The first time I've played it, for some reason shooting made the game lag. I've refreshed the browser and it was okay then.

Very well made, very FAIR, which is something I always ask for, and consider it the minimum that the creator should do.

Also, pretty powerful message. Damn, I would like to be that dude and destroy everything.

Good job, no wonder it's frontpaged

adriendittrick responds:

Glad you had fun in my power fantasy :)

[World War Wizards]

So if I die, I start from the beginning? I died fighting the second boss, because his lazer is an insta-death that is hard to avoid.

I don't like it. Also, nazis are overdone. Why not communists for once?

EDIT: I see. I'm sorry I didn't give you negative points then. Fuck communism

GoodL responds:

Yes, that's how roguelites work.

And I like killing nazis because I'm a communist. :)