fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nightmare Runner 2]

People say that flash is dying, but Unity is already dead on arrival.
Flash will not die, and this game is fucking brilliant.
You literally brought me a smile on my face with your game

ClockworkMonster responds:

Wow! I really appreciate your words! Thanks!!!

[COMMUNISM THE GAME]

This is the world that Antifa and SJWs wants to create.

ComradeStefan responds:

A better world. A brighter future.

[No Hexy]

"Humankind was a mistake"
- God, 2017

The game felt like some good ole indoctrination into some satanic cult. That slow, tortured movement, that ominous music, the "nobody understands me" attitude. I won't lie, I liked it, it was kinda funny. I laughed during the moment, when he kicked that ball too far.

It's true that people wear masks. They do, because it helps them exploit others easier. Just like in your game, the hexagon changed into triangle / square, to get into the secret meeting of squares / triangles. Sneaky, but clever. It was also really weird that his friend at the end changed into the toilet (or was it something else?)

The only negative thing I can say about this game, is that in the end, the experience felt kinda boring and tedious. But otherwise, it's okay. I also feel, like you forgot to make your point across more clearly, but maybe that's what you wanted, so I don't judge that.

Fafri responds:

Thanks for the feedback! :) The game just want to tell the story of Hexy, that can be compared to any real story of a victim of bullism or racism. The slow movement and the atmosphere in general try to replicate the "difficulty" that those people can have.

[Leap Jet Bear]

Now That I've Beaten This Game, Time For Review, Before I Lose The Smile On My Face For Beating This Game And Achieving All Medals.

Few tips: for the players:
-there's no better code than konami code
-the "no safety net" is only required for the standard levels (thank god, because otherwise it would be too extreme, even for me)
-dashing is your friend, because you can "cheat" the timing with dashing
-don't try to have both crystals and no checkpoint beaten level. Ever.

Graphics, Sounds, Concept = 10/10, nothing to discuss here, because it's flawless, the bobbing of the head of the cub is cute, and the chainsaws are cute too.

Game is very challenging, and sometimes unfair, and you can feel the laughing of the author, while failing, but it's not really frustrating. I don't know why, but I didn't ragequit. I did was exhausted, and I felt like after a running marathon, barely breathing.

What makes this game really good is that the player becomes actually better at this game, the more you play it. I got so better to the point that I was laughing at the shadow challenge and how slow it was, especially in level 20 when I was finishing the level, while the shadow was starting the third route.

Now the main menu loop could be edited a little better to flow better, but that's a minor thing.

The main flaw would be the crashing of the game after level 8 and 14, but apparently, the game will not crash if you beat these levels without failure. Hopefully it will be fixed, because it would be a shame for such game to be held back by such a minor problem. It was the only thing that really pissed me off severely, especially early in the gameplay.

And a suggestion, I do feel that the "beaten with no checkpoint" mark would be useful for level select.

All in All, in my honest opinion, ONLY Games like this one should be allowed to have medals, because it's a very well made game and carefully crafted.

MadNukin responds:

I love that someone took the challenge of this game and completed it in less than 24 hours, amazing.
Congratulations on the medals and for not giving up. You have some nerves.

[Hex Blocks Puzzle]

I already said it to the author, but now, I'm saying it publicly.

I love puzzle games. There are some minor blah blahs, but the author knows, and he (or she) will fix it soon. Don't worry.

The reason why I write this review is, because I achieved the impossible - I've beaten 300 of the big board levels. I've earned that medal. I'm no longer a human being. The point is, I hope that the requirement for that medal will not change. This medal is reserved for people who are dedicated to puzzles. Remove infidels, puzzle war now.

Jokes aside, very good game, much much better than previous ones, and I'm always happy when independent developers finally make it. More indie devs = better games = happiness = peace in the world = Utopia. Keep it in mind, reviewers. Simple game, but it's gonna be a hit.

suntemple responds:

Thx for the inspiring words man!

[Sint or Santa]

what the fuck is sint? first time I've seen that word in my life.

Barricados responds:

dunno.. I just work here. But some say he's an old bearded man in a funny dress, who encourages your parents to buy you presents once a year.

[Layin' Pipe]

I really enjoy your stuff, and it seems like you are getting better with each game.
Harambe was better drawn, but this one is okay too.

You should finally do an A+ heavy sex game with that voice actress of yours.
And remember if you do, detailed nipples are very important. Not many people give any care about that, instead putting more details on pussy.

DeSaGames responds:

Ah, Fuckoffasshole, how lovely to hear from you again!

Layin' Pipe and For Harambe were drawn by two separate people, but worry not the gal who worked on Harambe, Criminal, Pizza Man and Extra Pepperoni is in the process for providing art for another game as we speak ;)

[Free Afternoon]

Finally the game is not "under judgement".

Anyway, great little fun game you did here.
I really enjoyed your creativity. For a short game, you put a lot of attention to details.
It's amazing to see how much you improved over the year.

axoona responds:

Hey thank's, that's really good to hear!

[MarsQuest]

Very enjoyable game. It was really engaging. The graphics are 80s retro, but you can get used to it.
While I managed to beat the game on my own, without help, I did have to guess what some of the eatable stuff was for. Still, it was very intuitive.

I do feel that "curing the jade" should be worth 100 points, since it's the final task you can do in the game.

All in all, go full pro, bro!

dacaldera responds:

Dude, thanks for playing. Awesome that you were able to beat it. I just bumped up the score to 100 for the final medal. Thanks for the advice.

[TIC-TAC-TOE 3xb 2]

I liked the game, but mostly for easy medals. The best tactic to win with bot is to provoke him to prevent the player from winning, at the cost of his own win.

For example in a situation of:
O|_|X
O|X|X
_|_|_

The bot decides to block the row of "X"s instead of going for a win. Which I'm fine with, because I don't think I would win with the bot otherwise. The only way to win with him is when the player has the first move. If the bot starts the game, the only thing you can go for is a tie.

Maybe create various difficulties from easy to impossible?

Great graphics, sound, btw.
Will I be mentioned in "thankyous" in part 3? That would be cool :3

Artur-Felipe responds:

Thank you we will remember you.