fuckoffasshole's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Orcish Rage 2: Conquest]

The game is way too complex to master. Too many things to understand before you can enjoy it. You are overwhelming the player with the knowledge, and expect us to master the game right off the bat. Like, really. Is this supposed to be a game, or test for MENSA?

Chekisteg responds:

Thank you for your respond! I've tried to make this game much more easy to understand. My skills was not enough to make good tutorial :( I'll try to make some more tips/instructions in future updates

[Love Is A Battlefield DX]

Short, simple, kinda fun. The idea with health bar is interesting.
I only wish there was some kind of twist at the end. And why does it always have to blondes? Why it can't be a ginger for once?

F1Krazy responds:

There's no real reason I made her blonde, tbh, it's just what I went with. Glad you enjoyed it!

[The Grand Grimoire Chronicles - Episode 1]

What can I say, I like your games, and there was only one spot where I was stuck (you know which one), so maybe *hint*, in future make it a little more obvious? Still, you slowly develop your own style, and that's good. Since The Lost Temple, you seem to hit the right stride, especially with storytelling.

JeffreyDriver responds:

Thanks, I appreciate it. I think (and hope) that the "Grand Grimoire" series will continue into something relatively successful and that balances difficulty properly.

As for The Lost Temple, what can I say? Just the other day I attempted the Lost Temple II and got really annoyed at how difficult it was! I can't believe it scored as well as it did, it's far too hard. I mean, I actually got angry and rage quit my own game.

[Apexyll]

Unique, beautifully made and original and challenging. WOW, literally nothing to complain about. You sure have a talent

JauqGames responds:

I greatly appreciate the compliments. I always strive to improve off of what I've done in the past. I'm currently quite proud of what I've been able to accomplish here.

Thanks,
JauqAr

[Ultimo Games 2019 Gifts]

Pretty fun little ditty. Nice short little joke game. Anyway
PROTIP: start with connecting the power cord, otherwise you won't get any medals!

EDIT: I gave it 5, but don't know why it shows 4
EDIT EDIT: aaah, if you edit the review it shows your previous rating I see
EDIT EDIT EDIT: I also don't know why it was set as hidden, but some things you will never know

UltimoGames responds:

thanks fuckoffasshole!

[Friday Night Death Slot]

Great idea, and could be a huge hit, but booooooy, it has a lot of things to improve, like, I don't even know where to start. Basically, you would have to remade this game from scratch. I know that there is an assist mode, but it doesn't fix the problems with this game in terms of balance, controls, and basically everything else.

But you're certainly onto something great and legendary.

Despedite responds:

Hey, "fuckoffasshole"! This was made for a game jam and the feedback I got was basically about the game's difficulty, which I tried to fix with Assist Mode in an update - the Newgrounds commenters are being more unbiased and giving me a lot of good pointers on which areas to improve.
Controls is an area which I see a lot of people are struggling on, and I'll make sure to tighten those up before getting started with (more) level design in a future update, or remake of the game as you suggested. Thank you for playing, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[Spinner 3xb]

I really like how comfortable the graphics look like. There is certain feel of being at home and something old school. I like that you have games in many styles. The game itself might lack some more features (that would make the game a little more challenging), but I have a feeling that this is not the last time we hear from you. Hopefully.

Artur-Felipe responds:

I am very grateful, this year I have several projects.

[Space Manager]

How many years does it take to get all of the medals? Really, goddamn it, why? I don't want to play this.

EDIT: lol, I didn't open this game in over 3 years, and it was accumulating everything all this time? holy shit

igorpets responds:

60% of medals in 3 months. 100% is infinite. Welcome to Clicker!)
This game is just a prototype to test the basic functions of NG. To check it was necessary to create a full game with a load, medals and other things. Here is a game for which was a prototype https://www.newgrounds.com/projects/games/842229/preview . Thanks for supporting me.

[Just Passing]

Fantasico! No point in reviewing, because this is perfect. However, one thing. I am a medal hunter, and I love medal hunting, but it's always good to unlock the medals yourself to see whether they are working. If you're too lazy to do it yourself, there are always people, like medal hunters, who can help you test the medals. Don't be shy to ask.

JoelLikesPigs responds:

Could you DM me regarding the medals - This is my first time making them and I tested them thinking they where up and running properly. Is there something I have to do before making them official or something?

[The Incredible Uninteresting Game of Shinedown Town]

There is something extremely charming about this game. The story itself is pretty cool, and it brings me some nostalgia towards better times.

erickafonso responds:

Thanks for your feedback, man! Hope you had a great experience building your home.

Also, we also have some sick animations about these characters. Go watch it! >:(